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I could easily fit a £50 Volvo 240 in that space. In my opinion a small outlay will easily be enough to play some fun games with this fool.
Park your banger where you know he will leave less than a car space between him and it. When you notice he's done that just go and reverse your car to within an inch of his bumper.
For extra fun do this with 2 cars.
Park your banger where you know he will leave less than a car space between him and it. When you notice he's done that just go and reverse your car to within an inch of his bumper.
For extra fun do this with 2 cars.
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street is quite quiet, but as said earlier, my drive backs onto a main road, generally where anyone could come and do dmage. my garden is about 30 metres long, and then i have a 40ft driveway, which isnt lit up well at all at night, so id rather have the car round the front, untill i have a garage
built and alarmed. cctv will do me fine, another reason why i wont park it round the back, its installed near her bedroom window for access to change the angle if needs be.
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now hes parked up and will probably let his car rot for a couple days, i may move mine to let somone esle have his prize spot. when ive gone for a turd and decided what to do with it
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Everyone else should try this on a total stranger at least once in their lives..... just for the craic
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My first house was like that, apart from some old nudger who lived a road away took to always parking outside my end of terrace house, every night I'd get home only to find no feckin spaces.....
He REALLY got on my feckin ****, but I never said anything as it was never my space or place to say where he could or couldn't park.
So I can appreciate how much this annoys you CoB
He REALLY got on my feckin ****, but I never said anything as it was never my space or place to say where he could or couldn't park.
So I can appreciate how much this annoys you CoB
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no and erm no.
reason it winds me up my dear fellow is the fact hes already "defaced" my car with his lung/nostril intake, and insists on parking like a ****, to the annoyance of others besides me. when i have a garage, alls good, but i dont, so i should be able to expect to park somewhere sensibly near my home.
now stop trolling.
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Were having same problem outsite my house
Prat across the road is a bit of a dodgy car dealer so always has a fleet of cars
even though he has a driveway clearly able to fit 4 cars on he insists on parking them in the street. His fleet can often include vans & trucks.
Neway were going on holiday next week.
One of me dads mates, a farmer who he plays snooker with is dropping a trailer of horse manour off outside our house for a few days. Said he might leave the tractor with it for a few days too.
Prat across the road is a bit of a dodgy car dealer so always has a fleet of cars
even though he has a driveway clearly able to fit 4 cars on he insists on parking them in the street. His fleet can often include vans & trucks.
Neway were going on holiday next week.
One of me dads mates, a farmer who he plays snooker with is dropping a trailer of horse manour off outside our house for a few days. Said he might leave the tractor with it for a few days too.
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Yeah sure get stressed at him (if it was him) spitting on your car and go and sort him out but your obviously getting wound up enough to complain on here about it and take pictures Just giving me a chuckle thats all
p.s. Trolling is the only thing thats got me through today and I'll stop in 4 minutes when I can go home
p.s. Trolling is the only thing thats got me through today and I'll stop in 4 minutes when I can go home
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Next time you see him, pretend to be walking along the street in the opposite direction. When you are about a foot away from him shout "RAAARR" as loud as you can. Really put your heart into it. Avoid falling about laughing after you do it. Keep doing it every time he walks up the street. He will be parking several streets away in the other direction in no time.
Everyone else should try this on a total stranger at least once in their lives..... just for the craic
Everyone else should try this on a total stranger at least once in their lives..... just for the craic
but watch out because one day it will be done to the wrong person
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I could easily fit a £50 Volvo 240 in that space. In my opinion a small outlay will easily be enough to play some fun games with this fool.
Park your banger where you know he will leave less than a car space between him and it. When you notice he's done that just go and reverse your car to within an inch of his bumper.
For extra fun do this with 2 cars.
Park your banger where you know he will leave less than a car space between him and it. When you notice he's done that just go and reverse your car to within an inch of his bumper.
For extra fun do this with 2 cars.
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You lot are so predictable, death and destruction, revenge and retribution, it isnt going to work unless you are pettier than him.
Put the **** right on the back foot by being nice, people respond much better to positive (however contrived) gestures than negative tit for tat ones, honestly its worth a try, pitch up at his door with a nice bottle of something and some flowers for his missus (get her pecking his head to not be a ****), apologize for the misunderstanding and ask if he could possibly see his way clear to parking as per your requirements, explain the difficulty he is causing you and that you are a nice bloke that doesnt want to continue with the uneccesary friction, lay it on a bit thick.
Hopefully he will feel a right **** and you can claim the moral high ground.
If it doesnt work, then its open season !
Put the **** right on the back foot by being nice, people respond much better to positive (however contrived) gestures than negative tit for tat ones, honestly its worth a try, pitch up at his door with a nice bottle of something and some flowers for his missus (get her pecking his head to not be a ****), apologize for the misunderstanding and ask if he could possibly see his way clear to parking as per your requirements, explain the difficulty he is causing you and that you are a nice bloke that doesnt want to continue with the uneccesary friction, lay it on a bit thick.
Hopefully he will feel a right **** and you can claim the moral high ground.
If it doesnt work, then its open season !
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Buy 2 cars off ebay or local scrap yard for cash - can get non runners for a few quid (need to get the towed home though), park them taking up the space outside your house (you can push this onto the drive when you want to leave your car on the road) and park the other outside his house and remove wheels
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The old banana up the exhaust trick
He wont be able to do it back, unless he can find a 4" thick one, suppose he could use a big marrow tho
Seriously, i think you should try what the fella said in post 64
I know it'd work on me
He wont be able to do it back, unless he can find a 4" thick one, suppose he could use a big marrow tho
Seriously, i think you should try what the fella said in post 64
I know it'd work on me
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Next time you are having a few beers, wait till you are bursting for a pee, then go to his door and let loose through his letterbox, he'll then blame the dog and give it a leathering, this is when you call the RSPCA for cruelty to animals, he'll be so ashamed he'll never want to be seen in public again and move to somewhere else...
If he has no dog then the plan is somewhat fooked, but at least you'll sleep better knowing you pissed all over his hall carpet
I'm surprised no one else has came up with this yet
If he has no dog then the plan is somewhat fooked, but at least you'll sleep better knowing you pissed all over his hall carpet
I'm surprised no one else has came up with this yet
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Winds me right up when people park on the road between our two driveways (just space for one car which is occupied by my brothers car), especially when people cant park properly and overlap the drive.
Lots of fun to be had when someone does park there, then both cars get moved off, and parked OVER the respective driveways, leaving atoms of space between the car front and back.
Normally get a very sheepish and apologetic knock on the door, and they never park there again
Lots of fun to be had when someone does park there, then both cars get moved off, and parked OVER the respective driveways, leaving atoms of space between the car front and back.
Normally get a very sheepish and apologetic knock on the door, and they never park there again
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aye, easy enough to find out his landline number too for a contact number. thing is hes selling cars on his back drive, so maybe i should vandalise one of those one night.
idea regards the bangers with no wheels. cant do that as i have to go onto two public roads to get to my drive way, could do another ms paint ,but i havent the energy.
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so many ***** ideas on here, given by people who would never ever do them in "real life"
just clamp it and throw away the key?
it will only cost you about £15 and might make you laugh ?
laughing is good for the stress levels.........................
just clamp it and throw away the key?
it will only cost you about £15 and might make you laugh ?
laughing is good for the stress levels.........................
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Friend of mine did a good one when he fell out with a neighbour. He came home from the pub at 2am, crept over his neighbours fence with a pair of scissors. He went round the garden cutting every one of the guys prised flowers and poked the stalks back in the ground. A day or so later they all keeled over
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Another trick, get all the free stuff from news papers etc sent to his house also the deaf aid ones(just in case he can't hear your exhaust) any little thing you see just have it posted to his door did that once to a mate you should have seen the crap he got.
Cheers
Colin
Cheers
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Dont resort to criminal damage, then you've lost.
Plus if he knows he getting you wound up he wins, difficult as it may seem why not just ignore the little b&&stard.
Plus if he knows he getting you wound up he wins, difficult as it may seem why not just ignore the little b&&stard.
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When he's out chuck some cress seeds thru his letter box, then spray a fine mist of water thru the letter box, using one of those garden sprayers. He won't notice anything on his return, but he'll be mowing the carpet in a few days.
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Break into his house and unscrew his shower... Put a teabag in the shower head and screw back on.
When he next has a shower the water will be brown which will cause mild suprise and confusion...
That will learn him
When he next has a shower the water will be brown which will cause mild suprise and confusion...
That will learn him
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