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real boobs, fake boobs, who cares, they all taste the same.
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Old 30 November 2006, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Julz1983
All men are obssessed with *****, I bet you all sitting typing with your dicks

No you're wrong. Whilst I appreciate the finer points of the female form it is not obsession. I would liken it more to err deep admiration and utmost respect.
Old 30 November 2006, 09:51 PM
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need we say more?
Old 30 November 2006, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by salsa-king
need we say more?
shame they are fake though...

she had them done at an early age i think. used to be piccies of her old page three days floating around. they looked fake then, but kids made them realistic. iirc anyway.
Old 30 November 2006, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by salsa-king
need we say more?
Slate layers nail bags

she is a dog in the highest category
Old 30 November 2006, 10:10 PM
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lola??
Old 30 November 2006, 10:14 PM
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fill ya boots

The Biggest Breasts - See The World's Biggest *****
Old 30 November 2006, 10:24 PM
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r these real?
Old 30 November 2006, 10:27 PM
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TPT

Old 30 November 2006, 11:44 PM
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iv been haveing a think about this now i LOVE the tites and cant get anuff of them thats why im always playing with my gf real double D`s

but when it comes down to it i like fake ***** as they allways give the best cleavage in and out of a bar and i think thats hot as .
Old 01 December 2006, 12:27 AM
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Old 01 December 2006, 01:16 AM
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Real ones for me definitely

But then MrsD possesses a fine god given rack, so I'm biased
Old 01 December 2006, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
Real ones for me definitely

But then MrsD possesses a fine god given rack, so I'm biased
shame mine doesnt. all her weight is in her ****...

but its squigee
Old 01 December 2006, 03:40 AM
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You can't beat a padded rump mate, gives you something to hold on too
Old 01 December 2006, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by salsa-king
need we say more?

Phwoar!!!! now that is top notch totty

Brian Mcfadden, you are a mega plonker son


DJ Vinyl Ritchie............ Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Old 01 December 2006, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
Phwoar!!!! now that is top notch totty

Brian Mcfadden, you are a mega plonker son


In fact not DJ Lino Richtea, but Cornershop............ Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Can't fault you there fella

They'll be the exceptions that prove the rule I reckon
Old 01 December 2006, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
Phwoar!!!! now that is top notch totty

Brian Mcfadden, you are a mega plonker son


DJ Vinyl Ritchie............ Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
the man is indeed a fool

he has now delta 'pert but flat chested' goodrum to suckle from

everytime i see that ex atomic titted kerry katona on TV stuffing her face with turkey twizzlers at Iceland i want to rip off her bra and chew her hulking udders

ive told you all the ancient chinese motto that my great great grandad passed down:

'No tit no foreplay'

Lord Shrek....wtf...double A cup.....you may aswell be in bed with a man

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Old 01 December 2006, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
everytime i see that ex atomic titted Goodrum on TV
Surely you meen the ex atomic titted Katona



Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
Lord Shrek....wtf...double A cup.....you may aswell be in bed with a man
ROTFLMAO y sentiments exactly

As I've said to the stepson on many an occasion: Personality means **** all, deep down they're all the same, so make you get a proper one
Old 01 December 2006, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
Personality means **** all, deep down they're all the same, so make you get a proper one
PMSL You owe me half a cup of tea

I prefer natural ones myself... ask the missus I can't seem to leave them alone

I would like to add that Kerry Katona has a fine pair of which I could spend a loooooong time playing with.... but she annoys the hell out of me in those Iceland adverts!
Old 01 December 2006, 10:04 AM
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anyone who says they like small **** is either with a bird whose **** were once big and now have shrunk to 'cant even get a decent mouthful even with her nipple erect'

OR

has a fetish for young boys chests and will probably in later life fall foul of the 'ladyboy'

Lord Shrek....my mum had lovely big **** when i used to suck them as a child
Old 01 December 2006, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
Lord Shrek....my mum had lovely big **** when i used to suck them as a child


LS, I'm sure there's a pic floating around of you doing exactly that, at the ripe old age you are now


DJ Vinyl Ritchie........... I'm not afraid to admit, I bashed my love truncheon many a time over that pic
Old 01 December 2006, 10:25 AM
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Aw shoot, I voted fake, but I meant to vote for the "real deal".
Old 01 December 2006, 10:26 AM
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Real, there's no play in fake ones
Old 01 December 2006, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Real, there's no play in fake ones
good point. fake ones may look perky, but they also look hard, like sliced volleyballs. and i dont wanna be sucky sucky and seeing two scars smiling back at me either.

fake ones round the edges look to straight and harsh. real ones have a natural curve, and the slightest of droops. not mikl churns though.
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Originally Posted by T4molie
PMSL You owe me half a cup of tea

I prefer natural ones myself... ask the missus I can't seem to leave them alone

I would like to add that Kerry Katona has a fine pair of which I could spend a loooooong time playing with.... but she annoys the hell out of me in those Iceland adverts!
I've got no tea in, but if you make your way over I'll get you a beer, how's that
Old 01 December 2006, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by salsa-king
r these real?
Good god man, paracetamols & an ironing board spring to mind


There are fella's over here that can (and do ) manage a far more convincing job of looking like a woman than she'll ever be able too
Old 01 December 2006, 02:14 PM
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ive had no experience watsover of any a or b cups so would not know what to do with them

perhaps a good old fashioned 'nipple cripple'

or

throw darts at them

i am the mammary man so have always been attracted to the larger size

but the breasts must have substance and not as soon as you unhook the bra change into two submarine torpedeos aiming for her feet

Lord Shrek......what a pair my gran had
Old 01 December 2006, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
Lord Shrek......what a pair my gran had

LOL, so, so wrong


My 2p - don't knock fake ones till you've tried them for an extended road test
Old 01 December 2006, 02:20 PM
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breasts give the woman her sexuality and feminity

if you like small breasts like tara palma tomkinson you must fancy men....there really is no argument

Lord Shrek......the bigger the better
Old 01 December 2006, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Julz1983
All men are obssessed with *****, I bet you all sitting typing with your dicks
No I hate hitting half the keyboard at once

Tony
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
I've got no tea in, but if you make your way over I'll get you a beer, how's that
Perfect


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