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Old 10 November 2006, 09:50 AM
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Pete ( ), if its his own office then fair play. Hence saying why should others have to see it
Old 10 November 2006, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Scoob99
started to take down some drawings that a 5 year old boy had done for me telling me
You dont mention who the 5year old boy is? If hes some random kid you've be-friended in the local playground then yes its dodgy, but if its your son or whatever then it does sound stupid.

I expect Christmas will be banned in that office as well, that seems common-place these days

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Old 10 November 2006, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Petem95

You dont mention who the 5year old boy is? If hes some random kid you've be-friended in the local playground then yes its dodgy,
No it's not. Please don't pander to the "every adult's a paedo" brigade. FFS can't a 5 year old draw a piccie of Postman Pat without people thinking it's "dodgy". Anyway Pat had a big hooter IIRC
Old 10 November 2006, 10:21 AM
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Report him to a higher management for sexually harassment... that will get him off your back!
Old 10 November 2006, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Scoob99
I work for Royal Mail as a postman, yesterday one of my managers came into my office and started to take down some drawings that a 5 year old boy had done for me telling me that it was offensive, So I told him to F**k Off and leave my drawings alone, well today i confronted the office manager and asked what the hell was going on, His answer someone maybe offended by the drawings, I told him to get a life, I said it's not as if it's naked women or something, they are pictures of me done by a 5 year old, what is this world coming too for F**k's sake
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Old 10 November 2006, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by jasey
I don't - but others would - that's the problem !
I hope you don't employ anyone. Treating people like idiots is a great way to **** them off.
Old 10 November 2006, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TopBanana
I hope you don't employ anyone. Treating people like idiots is a great way to **** them off.
I only treat Idiots like Idiots.

If they don't like it they can **** off .
Old 10 November 2006, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by jasey
I only treat Idiots like Idiots.

If they don't like it they can **** off .
Is that why EXSCOOBY hasnt posted for a while?
Old 10 November 2006, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx
In my last work the typists had pics of "sexy firemen" on their wall.

When one of the lads put up similar pics of a lass he was told to take them down as the girls may be offended !
I used to work in a computer warehouse, with the sales floor and directors above. Came in in shorts one v hot day (smart khaki things, not bermudas). Was told not to, as it looked unprofessional (er, but jeans were OK?). I pointed out that all the secretaries wore shorts all the time, and no-one complained. "Ah, but they're girls." Watch his face fall when I then asked if he'd ever heard of s.1 of the Sex Discrimination Act. Next day, a memo goes round saying all shorts are banned in the office. Girls are furious.

A week later, one of the girls comes in wearing shorts. No-one says anything. Next day, I came in in shorts again

Stoopid place went bust a month or so later
Old 10 November 2006, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by jasey
What's worse is people putting up pictures of their ugly partners and/or kids
Half the bints in my office are pig ugly and I find that offensive. If pics of ugly partners/kids are banned then I suggest if your face is Trout rated or worse then wearing a mask should enforced.

Obviously I would not need one as me, my wife and kid are all gorgeous
Old 10 November 2006, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by P1Fanatic
What a pile of boll*cks. Especially DCI's retort.

Someone at my place got reported to HR because they had a women in a bikini on their t-shirt (typical surfwear) and someone found it offensive (dress down day on a friday).

Simon
Steady Simon..... I don't recall saying **** was offensive! in fact I'm all for **** and muff over the walls in our office.... I just couldn't stand the thought of the place looking like feckin art attack of the 5 year old chimps...
Old 10 November 2006, 12:12 PM
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I got pulled up at the Police for reading the paper, at lunch time at my desk.

I was told to close it as it may be considered offensive, sure enough I find the Daily Mail offensive (borrowed paper so couldnt be choosy), the issue was a Marks and Spencers underwear ad, a lady in her underwear stood in a demure pose in a nice room, no close up, no camel toe or anything and I got dragged into the office, now I can understand why the Sport isnt work safe but the Daily Mail ?
Old 10 November 2006, 12:17 PM
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Its all going PC crazy
Old 10 November 2006, 12:27 PM
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To ban a picture drawn by a 5 year old is unbelievably petty and it sounds like a manager with an inadequate personality trying to prove how powerful he is really even if he can't command any personal respect.

Les
Old 10 November 2006, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
To ban a picture drawn by a 5 year old is unbelievably petty and it sounds like a manager with an inadequate personality trying to prove how powerful he is really even if he can't command any personal respect.

Les
Respect through FEAR and DOMINATION......

As in "Any **** putting ****e drawings on the walls will be feckin sacked on the spot!.... Now get on and finish your work you feckin pond scum"

Productivity 100% - Loves Boss 0% (Boss feared and gets pay rise)

Or respect through love & understanding

"Yes put your kids drawings up Doris, and then if it isn't too much to ask I was wondering if you wouldn't mind doing some work?" ..... to which "Sorry Boss, I'm too emotional to do anywork and I'll need a day off to recover"

Productivity 0% - Loves Boss 100% (Boss also sacked)
Old 10 November 2006, 03:34 PM
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I'm firmly with DCI Hunt on this one Well done that man for telling all the working class exactly what we expect off them at work. Our place would indeed look like a bloody art attack studio gone mad if everyone were allowed to bring in pictures drawn by loved ones and random kids off the street!
Place now looks lovely and bland, with just the dirt grey walls to contemplate as life slips by outside
Old 10 November 2006, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Respect through FEAR and DOMINATION......

As in "Any **** putting ****e drawings on the walls will be feckin sacked on the spot!.... Now get on and finish your work you feckin pond scum"

Productivity 100% - Loves Boss 0% (Boss feared and gets pay rise)

Or respect through love & understanding

"Yes put your kids drawings up Doris, and then if it isn't too much to ask I was wondering if you wouldn't mind doing some work?" ..... to which "Sorry Boss, I'm too emotional to do anywork and I'll need a day off to recover"

Productivity 0% - Loves Boss 100% (Boss also sacked)
A member of staff who brings in a picture by his child or a member of staff that spends all day posting **** on the internet... I know which one I'd give the boot
Old 10 November 2006, 03:59 PM
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Dad,

Working at the post office and being reprimanded - I suggest you revert to type and "go postal"
Old 10 November 2006, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoob99
I work for Royal Mail as a postman, yesterday one of my managers came into my office
No wonder the RM is trouble if all the posties have their own offices. Get out of yer swivel chair, get on yer bike & deliver some blinkin' letters.

D
Old 10 November 2006, 04:47 PM
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is it you who's nicked the straightners i ordered yesterday from boots they was supposed to come today and they havent grrrr
Old 10 November 2006, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by oik
A member of staff who brings in a picture by his child or a member of staff that spends all day posting **** on the internet... I know which one I'd give the boot
I ain't a member of staff though and at least the chimps that work for me don't have to read or see the ****e I post.......
Old 10 November 2006, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by cw42
I'm firmly with DCI Hunt on this one Well done that man for telling all the working class exactly what we expect off them at work. Our place would indeed look like a bloody art attack studio gone mad if everyone were allowed to bring in pictures drawn by loved ones and random kids off the street!
Place now looks lovely and bland, with just the dirt grey walls to contemplate as life slips by outside

Only a manager from Royal Mail would say that It's a shame Royal Mail cannot put more effot into looking after their staff and customers rather than have a pop at their staff, In fact my boss told me they can stay on the wall as they are not at all offensive, The boy in question is the son of the girl I work with, if the manager in question had asked me first maybe I would'nt have gone off the end like I did, He is so wet behind the ears the poor sod is drowning
Cheers
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Old 11 November 2006, 12:28 PM
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there is a lad a work who is 30 but hes really bald and tall and has picture of his dad on his desk and his dad looks like methusala, dead funny
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