Nido

Would be even funnier if wasn't so true. Sorry Guy

Poor Guy

yes we goth types are weird losers but we're being it together in groups which makes it fun. Unfortunately I couldnt score in the goth ranks either!
Im 20 years and 4months old.

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

Why are you a goth though? You're hiding behind it. It's a social deficency. snap out of it and join the real world..... and no I'm not talking about you being freed from the matrix!

Ben v7

My tip would be not to put on an act... all the tips etc etc - you are who you are, she will either like you or not - view it as beyond your control and just be yourself. Wouldn't drink before hand either unless it is a night out on the town type date.

Also be prepared to walk away... it's going badly just bail out. I am a great believe in playing the numbers game. Say 1 in 5 girls is going to like you and only 1 in 5 is single... you need to meet 25 women. Just meet as many women as you can and it will just fall into place.

Also things become much easier as you get older. Women when they are young tend not to know what they want and play all the silly games. Picking up women when your in your late 20s is easier than when in your early 20s.

Also agree you should knock one out before seeing her - will help you think rationally... I reckon the only time you actually think about a girl rationally without the whole must get my end away is in that two minute period just after you finish the five knuckle shuffle. It will also help you last longer and avoid premature ejaculaton should you hit the jack pot.

Chip Sengravy

I'm no Gillian Mckeith, but IMO you need to detach yourself from the whole goth scene if you ever want to experiance penetrative sex or intimate relations with a woman that doesn't look like bride of chuckie.

Swallow your pride and get some clobber from TKmax, hit the town on a friday night. Invest in some ching or something to get you going if confidence is an issue.

Poor Guy

I dont get on with most "regular, normal" people very well, its very rare they like me due to my strange view on things, and those in the world who do get on with me tend to be the goth type of people, so its a nice place for me to be.

Nido

Two minutes of rational thinking

Not sure about that

Seriously Guy, do you just like the Goth "dress code", and look normal (sorry, terrible stereotyping here) out of Goth stuff, or are you the full long hair, make up 24/7 type? Big difference.

Does she have some Goth tendancies too? If not, then whatever the hell you do don't mention it, or she'll be running out of that Cinema so fast that people will think you have pulled the popcorn move somebody mentioned earlier

Poor Guy

i have actually tried this! but i bought them from tj hughs, primark and shoe zone! rock on! but to no avail with the ladies, and I find friday nights quite intimidating. Always large groups of pissed up irrational people.

Poor Guy

I dont just like the goth dress code. i like allsorts of clothes, not just the long black leather etc. shes an emo chick so shes not really going to be a fashion freak either.
Im going wear me normal people blue jeans, new rocks, black shirt and normal person leather jacket on saturday. not my tuesday night scary people clothes.

AudiLover

stop sayin weird shjit. Unless your 100% certain what your about to say wont creep people out or make you a laughing stock then dont say it. Its called strategic talking. If you havent got anything good to say, dont say anything at all.

Just use the internet to come out with your unsociable ramblings like me.

And **** bein a goth, get some propper clothes and stop listenin to that headbangin ****. Get some music thats popular with the mainstream and force yourself to like it. Eventually you will

AudiLover

were do you live? Im sure one of the mebers here could show you the way. ****tttt we should make a documentary about you.

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

I went out with a goth in my teens ,She was a right kinky bitch dont knock it till you knocked it

Poor Guy

unfortunately its not just unsocialable ramblings. I have a tendancy to laugh hysterically at seemingly normal things people say, because ill get some funny random image or thought in my brain and it freaks people out.

AudiLover

You can get medicine for that. I think you just need some prozac and a spliff.

Poor Guy

thatll make it worse.

Poor Guy

trust me. i start waffling about the jaffa cake rolls! but not rolls like jaffa cake rolls but like sort of spools of them, on a roll. and then conversasion becomes very vague...

TimmyboyWRX

'force yourself to listen to mainstream stuff' lol what a load of bollocks, im a proper punk and metal/hardcore guy and i have no problems with girls lol, people generally arnt that shallow audilover as to dismiss u due to music u like to be honest!

AudiLover

lol if you think about it theres a reason to it. Im trying to help him become a object of desire to the ladies. Listening to that screamin head nodding jumpin up n down **** aint gonna do him any favours when the rest of him is ****.

He wants to pick up the average girl in the club, not looking for a wife.

Nido

Guy - do you have long hair?

njkmrs

I would probably take your carer with you to be on the safe side !
I dont think your ready to try this on your own just yet .
Christ ,I hope she aint reading this ,dont want you to have a wasted trip .


Hang on fellas ,why dont one of you lend him your misses for the night ,just to get him broken in .!!!

It may be the way to drag him out of this existance he has gotten himself into .

Failing this ,I think you need to resign yourself to Pulling your Pud for the rest of your life .

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Me and my mate (J4cko's mate of this board) used to do ok, main cos we could talk to women and mainly because we were persistent, speed dating before it existed, he was getting the brush of in a club so he just stuck his head in her massive cleavage and enjoyed himself !

And, theres always the night out in a different town, used to do that occasionally, Hartlepool, fantastic, dont know why but got a lot of attention (from women) there, I think its just something different for them from the usual p1ssed up Geordie neanderthal, a pissed up Mancunian Neanderthal !


Dont forget to tell her what a charming blouse she is wearing.

AllanB

Absolutely nothing wrong with being a goth and its great way to avoid being plagued by chavs !

Goth girls are the hottest around and they tend to be really filthy too ! REALLY FILTHY !

Defintely relax, don't expect anything to happen, be yourself and pay a few compliments but don't try to hard.

Ah its a great time ahead of you


AllanB

dbmica

tell her you dont have many girlfriends as you are worried that they are all after your money.
DONT TELL HER YOU DONT HAVE ANY UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE DEFLOWERED HER
If shes worth it she will still love you after she finds out your a sknit sad git if not at least you got to give her one

robby

i remember a first date years ago - when i took her home i leaned over in the car to kiss her and held her left arm with my right (if you get the pic) - 1 snog later i realised i was holding her booby wonder why she didn't phone again (church goers are a bit tigh aren't they)

Bubba po

At least you got your tops.

hectic

poor Guy, you dont live near Columbine or any Amish schools do you ? whats the 'deal ' with all this *regular* and *normal* ****e?!?!!?

Bubba po

Normals are geeks who don't get it, basically.

Goths, punks and other freaks all get plenty of sex from their peers; I think PG just needs some general coaching. Or perhaps a bag over his head.

ScoobyDriverWannabe

Just re read this & noticed its rotheram not rotterdam hence my previous comment on 1st page

HKSubaru

don't go to the pub!

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

Stay away from women mate, thats when the trouble starts. They lure you in with whats between them lovely warm beef flaps then spend the rest of your life slowly turning you mentally ill.

dont feel to bad ,We have a 39 year old virgin at work who wears a duffle coat.