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My 1st date - any pointers?
A friend of mine gave me the address of some lass she reckoned i should chat with on msn. Que the 1st time conversation has never been so easy with a lass. Even on msn i can scare lasses off in a minute but this has one gone stupendously good. Took a view on her myspace and she aint bad looking either.
So I decided to ask to meet for dins and a flick and she says yes. which is weird! So im going over to rotherham to some place called old orleans (never heard of it before but ive seen it while i was over there before) then to see a film. Anyways any pointers for me? |
Originally Posted by Poor Guy
any pointers for me?
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Be yourself...
Mind you, it's never got me anywhere!!! Whats her name on myspace.....?? |
Originally Posted by Poor Guy
So im going over to rotherham to some place called old orleans (never heard of it before but ive seen it while i was over there before)
Is your visual sense completely divorced from your auditory sense, deep within your cerebral cortex? :Suspiciou |
When she nips to the toilet at the cinema,cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn container insert your erect penis and when she comes back offer her a handful.:)
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Let me get this straight: you've seen it, but you've never heard of it. Is your visual sense completely divorced from your auditory sense, deep within your cerebral cortex? |
Originally Posted by kingofturds
When she nips to the toilet at the cinema,cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn container insert your erect penis and when she comes back offer her a handful.:)
Smooth, yet somehow hackneyed and trite. :rolleyes: <----Justified. :D |
Most important thing is to stay relaxed, you don't want to turn into a gibbering muddled up wreck when you meet her, talking tom her on the net is one thing, meeting her face to face is another. A 12 pack of tenants super should calm those 1st date nerves:D
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Most important thing is to stay relaxed, you don't want to turn into a gibbering muddled up wreck when you meet her, talking tom her on the net is one thing, meeting her face to face is another. A 12 pack of tenants super should calm those 1st date nerves:D
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Ay up... KOT's going for a threesome. :D
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Got to make the most of my last 23 minutes as a sn plus member:D Really going to miss talking to myself in the subscriber forums.
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At the first opportunity ,have a good fettle downstairs !!! If you know what I mean .I have heard some strange tales about lasses from over Rotherham way .:eek2:
Meat ,two veg anybody ??? |
Originally Posted by Nido
Don't try to take her up the council gritter on the first date :nono:
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Just don't wipe your dick on the curtains afterwards as its the height of bad manners.
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Go for lunch first (gives u time to get out if things go pears), then if lunch goes well, go to the cinema after, if things are still goin strong then have a drink and a bit to eat in the evening and if its still goin well, coffee and biscuits back at yours :norty: :thumb:
i always used this plan and it never let me down :thumb: |
Originally Posted by kingofturds
When she nips to the toilet at the cinema,cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn container insert your erect penis and when she comes back offer her a handful.:)
Rotterdam a bit of a trek to meet a bird though |
Knock one out before you go, that way you might not get a stiffy when you first kiss her:thumb:
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Originally Posted by watto52
Knock one out before you go, that way you might not get a stiffy when you first kiss her:thumb:
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Don't get drunk, do relax, do let her talk about herself as much as possible, but don't sit there not speaking, do concentrate on body language, don't stare at her rack, do post her myspace link on this thread if she is fit, don't tell her how much time you really spend on the internet, do be a gentleman and open the door and pay for the meal, don't let on that you expect "it" in return, do tell her you're nervous if you are, don't talk politics, do go to the bookshop or google for good conversation pointers, don't grab her baps when you kiss her goodnight, do kiss her goodnight, don't ask for advice first date advice on interent forums.... ;)
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Originally Posted by Poor Guy
A friend of mine gave me the address of some lass she reckoned i should chat with on msn. Que the 1st time conversation has never been so easy with a lass. Even on msn i can scare lasses off in a minute but this has one gone stupendously good. Took a view on her myspace and she aint bad looking either.
So I decided to ask to meet for dins and a flick and she says yes. which is weird! So im going over to rotherham to some place called old orleans (never heard of it before but ive seen it while i was over there before) then to see a film. Anyways any pointers for me? Bring a stash of Cadbury's Creme Eggs to the cinema.... J. |
but cream eggs are nasty
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My eyes! My eyes!
(the answer is probably yes :)) |
Am I missing something here? :wonder: :Suspiciou
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Just wanted to make sure it wasnt my girlfriend
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Originally Posted by Bateman
Just wanted to make sure it wasnt my girlfriend
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:lol1:
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:D
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Originally Posted by Bateman
Just wanted to make sure it wasnt my girlfriend
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Why does she take it up the gritter on the first date? :D
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