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Old 09 October 2006, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by unfeasablylargegonads
now you are just being silly, personaly I have nothing against people wandering around with nothing on
Ah! so you're a total lunatic then. And to think I was trying to have a sensible debate with you!
Old 09 October 2006, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Norman D. Landing
Serious question :

Regarding the Virgins waiting in the afterlife for you. How do Muslim women view this? It must be a pretty depressing way of going through a marriage knowing (if to be believed) that your husband will be awarded with a load of virgins (presumably for sex?) when he dies. What if the woman dies first, do they expect to have to wait for their husband only to find that he shows up and hey presto, theres virgins all over him and she's playing 73'rd(or whatever) fiddle!?

Also, are these virgins supposed to be the souls of other women who died before they married or is ther supposed to be a stock of them for each male?

No disrespect meant, it seriously makes me wonder.

EDITED : Are there any Muslim women on this board ?
Anyone care to answer ?
Old 11 October 2006, 12:34 PM
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Not qualified-sorry!

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Old 11 October 2006, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Norman D. Landing
Serious question :

Regarding the Virgins waiting in the afterlife for you. How do Muslim women view this? It must be a pretty depressing way of going through a marriage knowing (if to be believed) that your husband will be awarded with a load of virgins (presumably for sex?) when he dies. What if the woman dies first, do they expect to have to wait for their husband only to find that he shows up and hey presto, theres virgins all over him and she's playing 73'rd(or whatever) fiddle!?

Also, are these virgins supposed to be the souls of other women who died before they married or is ther supposed to be a stock of them for each male?

No disrespect meant, it seriously makes me wonder.

EDITED : Are there any Muslim women on this board ?
And some related questions.

What is your bodily and mental state upon reaching heaven? (the same as when you die or are you restored to a 20 year old)
Do you start with all the knowlege gained in this life or is your memory erased? (what if you died with Alzheimers or dementia?)
Can you go and see people/family that you once knew? (if not heaven would be almost a torture)
Do they have technology in heaven?
Can you misbehave and get demoted to hell?
How do you earn a living?
What happens to your ailments etc?
What sort of food is available?
etc
Old 11 October 2006, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
And some related questions.

What is your bodily and mental state upon reaching heaven? (the same as when you die or are you restored to a 20 year old)
Do you start with all the knowlege gained in this life or is your memory erased? (what if you died with Alzheimers or dementia?)
Can you go and see people/family that you once knew? (if not heaven would be almost a torture)
Do they have technology in heaven?
Can you misbehave and get demoted to hell?
How do you earn a living?
What happens to your ailments etc?
What sort of food is available?
etc
In herein lies so many of the problems. Some people say it is your soul, not your physical being that goes to heaven, in which case your virgins aren't going to be much use to you. The problem is nobody knows, so they have to make stuff up so that heaven is appealing and hell isn't so that you'll do what they tell you to do.
Old 11 October 2006, 03:25 PM
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Apparantly Ruth Kelly had a pop at them today.

I loved that story about the criminal evading police capture by wearing one.
Old 11 October 2006, 04:09 PM
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One word sums everything up quite succinctly:

Jackanory.
Old 11 October 2006, 05:59 PM
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Storybook International was better!
Old 11 October 2006, 09:01 PM
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goin back to the original issue, i think jack straw is spot on, they live in our country they should live like us and stop walkin around lookin like a ****in penguine!

i think its ****in shockin how they get away with livin over here and not speak a word of english either! they do my head in!
Old 11 October 2006, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by WR1Nikki
goin back to the original issue, i think jack straw is spot on, they live in our country they should live like us and stop walkin around lookin like a ****in penguine!

i think its ****in shockin how they get away with livin over here and not speak a word of english either! they do my head in!

What's your opinion on what should be done?
Old 11 October 2006, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by WR1Nikki
goin back to the original issue, i think jack straw is spot on, they live in our country they should live like us and stop walkin around lookin like a ****in penguine!

i think its ****in shockin how they get away with livin over here and not speak a word of english either! they do my head in!

Duplicate post sorry.
Old 11 October 2006, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
What's your opinion on what should be done?

if they dont do as they are told then send em back to where they came from, this is the uk we speak english and live the english way its about time "they" did too
Old 11 October 2006, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by WR1Nikki
if they dont do as they are told then send em back to where they came from, this is the uk we speak english and live the english way its about time "they" did too

I fully agree with your integration and participation ethos. However what about those that do as they are told and speak and live the English way?
Old 11 October 2006, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
I fully agree with your integration and participation ethos. However what about those that do as they are told and speak and live the English way?
Send them to live in muppets?
Old 11 October 2006, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
How do you earn a living?

??? You are dead ??? technically not possible to earn a living... maybe earn a deading...
Old 12 October 2006, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Suresh
Send them to live in muppets?

Do you have an objection to this?
Old 12 October 2006, 08:29 PM
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hello cant be arsed to read 196 posts so i will just come in and give my opinion.

jack straw is a politition he licks there ***** when needed and then comes out with statments like this to keep others happy, he wants every one sweet to keep his seat , spinless bas*ard, as are all the 3 main partys.

get the bnp up there they will sort the ninjas out
Old 12 October 2006, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by gatty
hello cant be arsed to read 196 posts so i will just come in and give my opinion.

jack straw is a politition he licks there ***** when needed and then comes out with statments like this to keep others happy, he wants every one sweet to keep his seat , spinless bas*ard, as are all the 3 main partys.

get the bnp up there they will sort the ninjas out

They'll have their work cut out, them ninjas are hard as **** you know!
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