who was that?

 

Dont need toys to help me. I pity the fool, that uses dccd.

 

I pity the fool, that uses 4WD...

 

no but you do need power....

 

I pity the fool, that uses WD40

 

i pity the fool that used oil....oil is for losers...








(i think my car actually runs of WD40....)

 

Maybe it's all talk, and I'm sand-bagging?

(Wonders if he's got time to strap his spare T28 turbo onto the 4AGE, and blob on a 1000bhp shot of nitrous )

I pity the fool, that needs power...

 

B.A. had power....

he also had his strong beliefs, but hey ho....

 

Ian,

does that mean Shaun will be my pit bitch ? Fetching coffees and burgers, checking tyre pressures and cleaning my windscreen etc ?

 

well he's got to earn his keep somehow.....when he's finished cleaning his car send him round to finish off mine please

 

Pit Bitch!! LOL

Shaun, I would bring a tea tray, you are gonna need it!

 

some rags and various types of polish too.

oh and a smile

 

Anyone man enough to call me their "Pit Bitch", will be encountering MY personal "Pit Bitch" who looks like Mr.T and has hands like shovels and fingers like bannana's! Needless to say I dont take a trolly jack with me, as he just lifts the back end of the car up for me.

Top Gear may have the Stig.... I have someone called the "Slag Slayer".

 

this is more like it

 

i'll bring me dress

 

your about the same build as me shaun.

anybody got any shoes to match a red dress

blonde wig wouldn't go amiss either

 

and the weather outlook is most definitely......****ty.

http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/...verstone&day=2

 

Racing Suits are for protection . Just because you are in a road/ track car and not an F1 car doesn't mean this can't happen...




And then you could end up looking like this.....



Great driver, but not very pretty...

 

got my racesuit all ready to go


and the weather forecast has changed for the better i give it an hour before it changes back to pouring rain

 

Whos bringing my birthday cake?

Neil, i see we are sharing pits, perhaps i will grab my wheels back when your not looking. One way of ensuring i beat you, leave the car on blocks

 

I've got a "special" brown cake that will be steaming for you.

 

"Pit Bitch", you still driving? or are you chucking the keys to someone else?

 

ROFPMSL

 

Cheeky ****!

Why are you bringing 3 gearboxs with you.... one for each session?

 

Nah, just the one thats in the car. There are enough slower scoobs there to remove one from when no one is looking. Your's is first on the list.

Andy, parcel us up a bag a cow **** will you, when Shaun isnt looking i will deposit it in the boot of his car, that way the smell as you pass him will be equal to his driving.

Actually, which **** would you like, Pig, Cow, Sheep, Hen, Duck, Turkey, Dog, Cat, .....

....Turkey would suit best i think, it really stinks

 

......

Cant type....

Crying.......

 

well if its raining......ill be using my own wheels

wonder what i can rob off marks car then while your not looking? you didnt actually "need" that turbo did you?

 

I tried using my car in the wet on sunday.

Not happening.

 

According to the BBC it will rain during the afternoon. Hopefully the same conditions for everyone. Shame we don't have more practice time we could have shown the drifters what to do

Good luck everyone

Iain

 

weather looks like its taking a turn for the better lets hope it holds.....unless your names Ian