Ebay nutter again
01 June 2006, 12:29 PM
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My question to him;
Ayup cocker,
I wondered if you'd be interested in a straight swap for my own cherished registration plate, it reads E47 CKE - which, if you put stickers in the right places, reads 'eat cake'. I presumed you like cake seeing as you have spent £15k on a plate that says 'BUN' on it. I guarantee that if you have my plate on your car you will get strangers talking to you and within a week make at least a million new friends. You will be the coolest guy in town, and rest assured that you will get at least twice as much attention as before. In fact it will also add a clean 400bhp to your Daewoo's power, that is how awesome my plate is. I have won many 'best of show' prizes, based solely on this plate. All the people that you think are cool will instantly want to bone your pre-pubescent brain out - no joke - I have lost count of the number of illegitimate children I have fathered because of this plate. You are clearly a very shrewd businessman and I eagerly await your response.
James
I wondered if you'd be interested in a straight swap for my own cherished registration plate, it reads E47 CKE - which, if you put stickers in the right places, reads 'eat cake'. I presumed you like cake seeing as you have spent £15k on a plate that says 'BUN' on it. I guarantee that if you have my plate on your car you will get strangers talking to you and within a week make at least a million new friends. You will be the coolest guy in town, and rest assured that you will get at least twice as much attention as before. In fact it will also add a clean 400bhp to your Daewoo's power, that is how awesome my plate is. I have won many 'best of show' prizes, based solely on this plate. All the people that you think are cool will instantly want to bone your pre-pubescent brain out - no joke - I have lost count of the number of illegitimate children I have fathered because of this plate. You are clearly a very shrewd businessman and I eagerly await your response.
James
01 June 2006, 12:34 PM
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It can only be funny if you get the story correct and you don't make any mistakes that he can flame you back for!!
Swiss Tony mocked his grammer, not grammar, and you've said he paid 15k when he say's 16k in the advert.
Swiss Tony mocked his grammer, not grammar, and you've said he paid 15k when he say's 16k in the advert.
01 June 2006, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
It can only be funny if you get the story correct and you don't make any mistakes that he can flame you back for!!
Swiss Tony mocked his grammer, not grammar, and you've said he paid 15k when he say's 16k in the advert.
Swiss Tony mocked his grammer, not grammar, and you've said he paid 15k when he say's 16k in the advert.
01 June 2006, 09:17 PM
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Is it me or does anyone else suspect that this is an Asian guy who think's he is a black man ?
Is that sounds racist, if so, sorry but its what popped into my head when I read the ad and was wondering if anybody else thought so.
Is that sounds racist, if so, sorry but its what popped into my head when I read the ad and was wondering if anybody else thought so.
02 June 2006, 09:17 AM
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I suspect its even worse - a middle class white boy, who thinks hes a black gangsta ( a 'wigger' in popular terms ) and thinks that smoking dope makes him subversive and a major criminal.
03 June 2006, 10:04 PM
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04 June 2006, 05:52 AM
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I'm only in my late twenties and I thought I was pretty down with the street, word, but I have no idea WTF he is talking about.
2500 is quite a drop from 16000, but still a tidy profit from 189
2500 is quite a drop from 16000, but still a tidy profit from 189
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