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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
im sat here watching tv and i have just had 4 young lads all on 600/650's nail it past my house 
followed (about 10 seconds later) by a marked volvo, a couple of minutes later an R6 (1 of the 4) flew past my house in the opposite direction followed by the volvo again 
a couple of minutes later what could i hear??????
a ambulance
what a ****
followed (about 10 seconds later) by a marked volvo, a couple of minutes later an R6 (1 of the 4) flew past my house in the opposite direction followed by the volvo again a couple of minutes later what could i hear??????
a ambulance
what a ****
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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs
im sat here watching tv and i have just had 4 young lads all on 600/650's nail it past my house followed (about 10 seconds later) by a marked volvo, a couple of minutes later an R6 (1 of the 4) flew past my house in the opposite direction followed by the volvo again
a couple of minutes later what could i hear??????
a ambulance what a ****
followed (about 10 seconds later) by a marked volvo, a couple of minutes later an R6 (1 of the 4) flew past my house in the opposite direction followed by the volvo again a couple of minutes later what could i hear??????
a ambulance
what a ****
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Evenin all, home at last 
Rapping my lips round a nice curvy, wet and slippery bottle of Corona
I have got 6 of the puppys
Hows everyone doin???
Rapping my lips round a nice curvy, wet and slippery bottle of Corona
I have got 6 of the puppys
Hows everyone doin???
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Check out this e mail i just got 
Sure i posted it once before, but sod it, im postin it again, its quality
Giz a sec to sort the spacing
Sure i posted it once before, but sod it, im postin it again, its quality
Giz a sec to sort the spacing
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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs
evening ric hows it goin 
think i might call my son ric if i ever have one ,then his name would be ric o'shea
get it " ricoshea "
think i might call my son ric if i ever have one ,then his name would be ric o'shea
get it " ricoshea "
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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs
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Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree
Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter,
she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one
with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr.Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.
He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and TicTacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him
take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed
her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.
He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD.
It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts!!!
Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter,
she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one
with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr.Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.
He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and TicTacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him
take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed
her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.
He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD.
It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts!!!
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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs
Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree
Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter,
she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one
with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr.Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.
He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and TicTacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him
take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed
her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.
He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD.
It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts!!!
Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter,
she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one
with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr.Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.
He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and TicTacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him
take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed
her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.
He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD.
It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts!!!
sweet that ric
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
im sat here watching tv and i have just had 4 young lads all on 600/650's nail it past my house followed (about 10 seconds later) by a marked volvo, a couple of minutes later an R6 (1 of the 4) flew past my house in the opposite direction followed by the volvo again
a couple of minutes later what could i hear??????
a ambulance what a ****
followed (about 10 seconds later) by a marked volvo, a couple of minutes later an R6 (1 of the 4) flew past my house in the opposite direction followed by the volvo again a couple of minutes later what could i hear??????
a ambulance
what a ****
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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