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Old 18 August 2007, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
ask how they got the name

it orginantes for a story where a cow got its head stuck in a gate and the farmer could not get it free........so he weighed up his options (which one is worth more) instead of ruining his gate he cut the head off his cow
Old 18 August 2007, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
a bike is safe its the d1ckheads who drive cars without looking who are the killers. a bike is just as safe as a car if not sometimes safer, the quicker you go on a sports bike the more stable whereas a car becomes lighter and more unstable the quicker you go



no its not
Old 18 August 2007, 08:39 AM
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Morning all, ready for a busy day!
Old 18 August 2007, 08:40 AM
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Been a bit slack on the spamming front recently, need to get back into the groove.
Old 18 August 2007, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
it orginantes for a story where a cow got its head stuck in a gate and the farmer could not get it free........so he weighed up his options (which one is worth more) instead of ruining his gate he cut the head off his cow



nice one pete , , pmsl at that story
theres a few i know (cowyeds)and it really fits them
Old 18 August 2007, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Beefy
Been a bit slack on the spamming front recently, need to get back into the groove.

morning graham

i'll spam a little more and we should be level on posts
Old 18 August 2007, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
no its not

never mind
Old 18 August 2007, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
never mind

spamming on here
Old 18 August 2007, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
spamming on here
you've got a
Old 18 August 2007, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
you've got a
sick subaru , to fix
Old 18 August 2007, 09:14 AM
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monday morning , remember
Old 18 August 2007, 09:15 AM
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new job,
Old 18 August 2007, 09:16 AM
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walter kerfoots ,
Old 18 August 2007, 09:18 AM
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a school in ashton
Old 18 August 2007, 09:20 AM
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the school i've dropped skips at
Old 18 August 2007, 09:21 AM
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aldwyns junoir school
Old 18 August 2007, 09:22 AM
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not bleedin likley, have you seen the weather
Old 18 August 2007, 09:23 AM
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north road
Old 18 August 2007, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
aldwyns junoir school

is that the name of the job

you know my job better than me
Old 18 August 2007, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
not bleedin likley, have you seen the weather

nothing wrong with

you only get wet once
Old 18 August 2007, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
is that the name of the job

you know my job better than me



changed the skips there a few times

north road , ashton-under-lyne
Old 18 August 2007, 09:27 AM
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clutch is not working on pickup4x4
Old 18 August 2007, 09:27 AM
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clutch is slipping on "justgofaster" fiat
Old 18 August 2007, 09:28 AM
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i bought a nice ford focus diesel estate thurday and the clutch is slipping
Old 18 August 2007, 09:29 AM
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and when we went to the last smacs meet, the subaru clutch was slipping
Old 18 August 2007, 09:29 AM
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****!!!!

you need some clutches then
Old 18 August 2007, 09:30 AM
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i've got foot and mouth in my cars clutches
Old 18 August 2007, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
and when we went to the last smacs meet, the subaru clutch was slipping


that wasnt the clutch tho that was the "jamie" behind the wheel
Old 18 August 2007, 09:31 AM
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i think i will have to use my scooter

but its an auto
hope thats not got the disease
Old 18 August 2007, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i've got foot and mouth in my cars clutches


PMSL @ ^^^^^^


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