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Seein the missus on Saturday
And sunday i will be watching the slaughtering on Man U by the MIGHTY CITY
In the pub, drinking allllllllllllllllllllllll day
Your gonna get wooped, and there nowt busted footed gay boy roony can do about it, apart from pick his toe cheese

The red ******* are gonna take a good old bashing
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if howard will let you ride his bike i will
let me tell you now.....when you ride a bike its not IF you come off it is WHEN you will come off
im glad thats out of the way, the rest of the pain will be dealt with by you
i havent had a broken foot and a twisted knee and a burnt *** from going for a little ride
these bikes want you to rag them
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if howard will let you ride his bike i will
let me tell you now.....when you ride a bike its not IF you come off it is WHEN you will come off
im glad thats out of the way, the rest of the pain will be dealt with by you
i havent had a broken foot and a twisted knee and a burnt *** from going for a little ride
these bikes want you to rag them 
let me tell you now.....when you ride a bike its not IF you come off it is WHEN you will come off
im glad thats out of the way, the rest of the pain will be dealt with by you
i havent had a broken foot and a twisted knee and a burnt *** from going for a little ride
these bikes want you to rag them 
Im not sure which one applies, im sure all those smilies at some stage or another of riding
Ive never broke a single bone in my life i might add
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KX 80, i see kids ripping past my house on kaky bikes like that a few times a day, look pewney little things

I could run faster than one of them, and im a fat ****

I could run faster than one of them, and im a fat ****
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I could also note that i would gladly knock the living sh1ty outta the little bast4rds that ride those things down my road at 60 mph
They need a dam good kick in little *******
They need a dam good kick in little *******
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because that ^^^^^^ is a KX65
you put a 6 year old on that that can ride and your jaw would be on the floor
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Theres a dude on a quad bike (must be at least 11
) that will make any scooby ive ever heard sound QUIET, it really is LOUD, little ****** is hated by everyone down the road
) that will make any scooby ive ever heard sound QUIET, it really is LOUD, little ****** is hated by everyone down the road
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and another thing about moto-x bikes is that they need to be maintained properly cleaning air filter after every ride (3 hours) changing piston and rings every 800-1000 hrs of riding, running them on pre-mix and numerous other things , they start lagging power very quickly ,the one's you see on the streets are way down on power to what they should be



Thats a reds way of saying he is kaking his pants