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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im going up on the w/end if you want to tag along to have a look if howard is ok with that
This weekend is not good for me
Seein the missus on Saturday

And sunday i will be watching the slaughtering on Man U by the MIGHTY CITY
In the pub, drinking allllllllllllllllllllllll day
Your gonna get wooped, and there nowt busted footed gay boy roony can do about it, apart from pick his toe cheese

The red ******* are gonna take a good old bashing
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:15 AM
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^^^^^^ GIMP
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
it was

it was a GP tuned race bike and it scared the crap out of my brother who raced a CRF450 at the time
pete, you have to teach me, i want to have a taste soooo bad, i might not even like bikes after all, but i have a feeling i will
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:17 AM
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im saying **** all about that game, the luck we have had so far it will probably be a draw
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:19 AM
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I am back lol

just been updating face book lol
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
^^^^^^ GIMP
Yeah, hope you have body armour cos your gonna need it after a good old pummeling on Sunday u dirty red buooooy

Me thinks it will be YOU who will need the COCONUT OIL MOISTURIZER this time

You ready for some chinese burns you red stain
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
pete, you have to teach me, i want to have a taste soooo bad, i might not even like bikes after all, but i have a feeling i will

if howard will let you ride his bike i will


let me tell you now.....when you ride a bike its not IF you come off it is WHEN you will come off

im glad thats out of the way, the rest of the pain will be dealt with by you i havent had a broken foot and a twisted knee and a burnt *** from going for a little ride these bikes want you to rag them
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im saying **** all about that game, the luck we have had so far it will probably be a draw
Thats a reds way of saying he is kaking his pants
get your pants round your ankles ready for a good spanking boyo
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:22 AM
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I am back lol

just been updating face book lol


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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
get your pants round your ankles ready for a good spanking boyo


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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
if howard will let you ride his bike i will


let me tell you now.....when you ride a bike its not IF you come off it is WHEN you will come off

im glad thats out of the way, the rest of the pain will be dealt with by you i havent had a broken foot and a twisted knee and a burnt *** from going for a little ride these bikes want you to rag them


Im not sure which one applies, im sure all those smilies at some stage or another of riding

Ive never broke a single bone in my life i might add
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:25 AM
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evening Ric
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:26 AM
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added some piccies
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:27 AM
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Andy, hows it goin fella
You always come on at the same sort of time as me, you must be a night owl too
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


Im not sure which one applies, im sure all those smilies at some stage or another of riding

Ive never broke a single bone in my life i might add


i think you may want to add




and this one when a young girl blows by you on a KX80
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
added some piccies
To where
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
To where

facefcuk
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Andy, hows it goin fella
You always come on at the same sort of time as me, you must be a night owl too
Yes normally but been on here most of the night LOL
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:30 AM
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KX 80, i see kids ripping past my house on kaky bikes like that a few times a day, look pewney little things


I could run faster than one of them, and im a fat ****
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
To where
facebook

racecars and scoobies
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
facefcuk
Ive been meaning to sign up to that, hope you all will be my friends if i do
I will wipp you otherwise
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
Yes normally but been on here most of the night LOL
But your not a sneaky peeker tho
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by donnas roo
Who is clsbscooby, and how does he know i'm related to Justin.
Come on guys help me out

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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:34 AM
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I could also note that i would gladly knock the living sh1ty outta the little bast4rds that ride those things down my road at 60 mph
They need a dam good kick in little *******
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
KX 80, i see kids ripping past my house on kaky bikes like that a few times a day, look pewney little things


I could run faster than one of them, and im a fat ****



because that ^^^^^^ is a KX65

you put a 6 year old on that that can ride and your jaw would be on the floor
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:36 AM
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Theres a dude on a quad bike (must be at least 11 ) that will make any scooby ive ever heard sound QUIET, it really is LOUD, little ****** is hated by everyone down the road
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
because that ^^^^^^ is a KX65

you put a 6 year old on that that can ride and your jaw would be on the floor
6 year old

Feckin ell, and you say im gonna die riding a bike

Im sure id see his jaw on the floor soon enough
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
clsbscooby is female

clare

you are related to justin kellet

You spelt my god damn name wrong




You missed a T
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Old Aug 16, 2007 | 12:40 AM
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and another thing about moto-x bikes is that they need to be maintained properly cleaning air filter after every ride (3 hours) changing piston and rings every 800-1000 hrs of riding, running them on pre-mix and numerous other things , they start lagging power very quickly ,the one's you see on the streets are way down on power to what they should be
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Alright Justin, not blastin away 2night

When you gettin that downpipe fitted, i want a listen when you do
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