ScoobyNet.com - Subaru Enthusiast Forum

Notices
Northern (England) Northern Meetings & Events

SMACS Muppet and Numpty corner

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 15 August 2007, 07:41 PM
  #22861  
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
moneys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by pete higham
a feckin bargain

it is isnt it.
how you doing pete?
i sorted some prices out for my best mate howard and he fecked me off saying he could get them cheaper. i mean he wanted genuine ford parts but at copy prices, i got him 35% off as well
moneys is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:41 PM
  #22862  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by pete higham
D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:42 PM
  #22863  
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
moneys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by D.K.1
Eww, no, I didn't mean the sausage, I meant the **** seepage


My little finger is bigger than Julian's and I have tiny hands

bloody hell a couple of farts and your now saying i have seepage its only wind not anything thicker
moneys is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:43 PM
  #22864  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by D.K.1
Eww, no, I didn't mean the sausage, I meant the **** seepage


My little finger is bigger than Julian's and I have tiny hands

he should just have it lopped off and call himself a women



eeerrrrrr i take that back we shall call him a "it"
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:44 PM
  #22865  
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
moneys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
bloody hell if you get the 7 million post then you get upgraded to a new account , whoooopppppeeee thats a total of £5 wowwwwww must spam more
moneys is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:44 PM
  #22866  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by moneys
bloody hell a couple of farts and your now saying i have seepage its only wind not anything thicker
its what happens when you go on about farting for the last week and a half
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:45 PM
  #22867  
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
moneys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by pete higham
he should just have it lopped off and call himself a women



eeerrrrrr i take that back we shall call him a "it"

god imagine 'it' dressed as a woman it would remind me of another certain woman who likes you pete you know who im on about
moneys is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:46 PM
  #22868  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by moneys
it is isnt it.
how you doing pete?
i sorted some prices out for my best mate howard and he fecked me off saying he could get them cheaper. i mean he wanted genuine ford parts but at copy prices, i got him 35% off as well

im good


but im hungry im off for some food
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:46 PM
  #22869  
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
moneys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by pete higham
its what happens when you go on about farting for the last week and a half

2 days actually i think i may have to put some cream on my bum valley as it may start chaffing due to the heat
moneys is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:46 PM
  #22870  
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
moneys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by pete higham
im good


but im hungry im off for some food

im having sausage and mash when the wife gets back home
moneys is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:46 PM
  #22871  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by moneys
god imagine 'it' dressed as a woman it would remind me of another certain woman who likes you pete you know who im on about


pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:47 PM
  #22872  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by moneys
im having sausage and mash when the wife gets back home

mmmmmmmmm with gravy
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:48 PM
  #22873  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by moneys
bloody hell a couple of farts and your now saying i have seepage its only wind not anything thicker
I know it's only wind but it;s choking none the less
D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:48 PM
  #22874  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by moneys
2 days actually i think i may have to put some cream on my bum valley as it may start chaffing due to the heat

you have been going on about your *** for longer than that
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:49 PM
  #22875  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by pete higham
he should just have it lopped off and call himself a women



eeerrrrrr i take that back we shall call him a "it"
I did say that I would have a sex change had I been him as I would die of embarrassment
D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:49 PM
  #22876  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by D.K.1
I know it's only wind but it;s choking none the less


why is it that you dont gag on the smell of your own farts i quite like the smell of mine
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:50 PM
  #22877  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by moneys
god imagine 'it' dressed as a woman it would remind me of another certain woman who likes you pete you know who im on about
Christ! That's what nightmare's are made of

he's bad enough as it is LOL
D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:51 PM
  #22878  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by D.K.1
I did say that I would have a sex change had I been him as I would die of embarrassment

i certainly wouldnt be getting my ***** out and showing it everyone if it was that small
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:51 PM
  #22879  
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by moneys
anyone want to buy a PS2 with a fair few games? £40

is it chipped?
scoobyverysoon is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:51 PM
  #22880  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by pete higham
why is it that you dont gag on the smell of your own farts i quite like the smell of mine
I hold my breath until it's gone


If I did that with Steve's though I would die through lack of oxygen
D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:52 PM
  #22881  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by pete higham
i certainly wouldnt be getting my ***** out and showing it everyone if it was that small
Most men wouldn't not unless it was because they like being laughed at Nelson styleee

*Points finger HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!*
D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:52 PM
  #22882  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
you hold your breath when you fart you weirdo
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:53 PM
  #22883  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
I don't like bad smells
D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:54 PM
  #22884  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
at least ste knows when you are gonna fart then when you take a large lungfull of air
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:54 PM
  #22885  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
I would *love* do do the most amazingly smelly ripper and pull the duvet over his head, but I would never get away with it unless he was asleep
D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:55 PM
  #22886  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by D.K.1
I don't like bad smells

why do you go to the miklehead meet then
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:55 PM
  #22887  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by pete higham
at least ste knows when you are gonna fart then when you take a large lungfull of air
No, I pop to the bathroom like a proper laydee













D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:56 PM
  #22888  
D.K.1
Scooby Regular
 
D.K.1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Around and about :p
Posts: 26,113
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by pete higham
why do you go to the miklehead meet then
Because I enjoy it, apart from *it*
D.K.1 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:56 PM
  #22889  
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
pete higham's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
right.....i need to go for some food!!!




im wasting away
pete higham is offline  
Reply Like
Old 15 August 2007, 07:57 PM
  #22890  
Andy S.
Scooby Senior
 
Andy S.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: scoobysmacs
Posts: 5,544
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Originally Posted by moneys
ok mate, when do you want it? post (extra charge for p+p)? smacs fun day? next months meet?
Are you coming on Sunday??

if not the fun day will be fine

Cheers Ste
Andy S. is offline  
Reply Like



Advanced Search
Quick Reply: SMACS Muppet and Numpty corner


Reply Closed Thread Share
Forum Jump

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 10:41 AM.