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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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pete higham
a feckin bargain
it is isnt it.
how you doing pete?
i sorted some prices out for my best mate howard and he fecked me off saying he could get them cheaper. i mean he wanted genuine ford parts but at copy prices, i got him 35% off as well
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:41 PM
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Aug 15, 2007 | 07:42 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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D.K.1
Eww, no, I didn't mean the sausage, I meant the **** seepage
My little finger is bigger than Julian's and I have tiny hands
bloody hell a couple of farts and your now saying i have seepage
its only wind not anything thicker
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:43 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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D.K.1
Eww, no, I didn't mean the sausage, I meant the **** seepage
My little finger is bigger than Julian's and I have tiny hands
he should just have it lopped off and call himself a women
eeerrrrrr i take that back
we shall call him a "it"
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:44 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
bloody hell if you get the 7 million post then you get upgraded to a new account , whoooopppppeeee thats a total of £5 wowwwwww must spam more
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:44 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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moneys
bloody hell a couple of farts and your now saying i have seepage
its only wind not anything thicker
its what happens when you go on about farting for the last week and a half
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:45 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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pete higham
he should just have it lopped off and call himself a women
eeerrrrrr i take that back
we shall call him a "it"
god imagine 'it' dressed as a woman
it would remind me of another certain woman who likes you pete
you know who im on about
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:46 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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moneys
it is isnt it.
how you doing pete?
i sorted some prices out for my best mate howard and he fecked me off saying he could get them cheaper. i mean he wanted genuine ford parts but at copy prices, i got him 35% off as well
im good
but im hungry
im off for some food
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:46 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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pete higham
its what happens when you go on about farting for the last week and a half
2 days actually
i think i may have to put some cream on my bum valley as it may start chaffing due to the heat
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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pete higham
im good
but im hungry
im off for some food
im having sausage and mash when the wife gets back home
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:46 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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moneys
god imagine 'it' dressed as a woman
it would remind me of another certain woman who likes you pete
you know who im on about
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:47 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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moneys
im having sausage and mash when the wife gets back home
mmmmmmmmm with gravy
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:48 PM
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moneys
bloody hell a couple of farts and your now saying i have seepage
its only wind not anything thicker
I know it's only wind but it;s choking none the less
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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moneys
2 days actually
i think i may have to put some cream on my bum valley as it may start chaffing due to the heat
you have been going on about your *** for longer than that
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:49 PM
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pete higham
he should just have it lopped off and call himself a women
eeerrrrrr i take that back
we shall call him a "it"
I did say that I would have a sex change had I been him as I would die of embarrassment
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:49 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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D.K.1
I know it's only wind but it;s choking none the less
why is it that you dont gag on the smell of your own farts
i quite like the smell of mine
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:50 PM
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moneys
god imagine 'it' dressed as a woman
it would remind me of another certain woman who likes you pete
you know who im on about
Christ! That's what nightmare's are made of
he's bad enough as it is LOL
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:51 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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D.K.1
I did say that I would have a sex change had I been him as I would die of embarrassment
i certainly wouldnt be getting my ***** out and showing it everyone if it was that small
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:51 PM
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
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moneys
anyone want to buy a PS2 with a fair few games? £40
is it chipped?
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:51 PM
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pete higham
why is it that you dont gag on the smell of your own farts
i quite like the smell of mine
I hold my breath until it's gone
If I did that with Steve's though I would die through lack of oxygen
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pete higham
i certainly wouldnt be getting my ***** out and showing it everyone if it was that small
Most men wouldn't not unless it was because they like being laughed at Nelson styleee
*Points finger HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!*
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
you hold your breath when you fart
you weirdo
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:53 PM
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I don't like bad smells
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:54 PM
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I would *love* do do the most amazingly smelly ripper and pull the duvet over his head, but I would never get away with it unless he was asleep
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:55 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
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D.K.1
I don't like bad smells
why do you go to the miklehead meet then
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pete higham
No, I pop to the bathroom like a proper laydee
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:56 PM
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pete higham
why do you go to the miklehead meet then
Because I enjoy it, apart from *it*
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:56 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
right.....i need to go for some food!!!
im wasting away
Aug 15, 2007 | 07:57 PM
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From: scoobysmacs
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moneys
ok mate, when do you want it? post (extra charge for p+p)? smacs fun day? next months meet?
Are you coming on Sunday??
if not the fun day will be fine
Cheers Ste
its only wind not anything thicker
he should just have it lopped off and call himself a women 
you have been going on about your *** for longer than that 
