mind you im having fish and chips for my tea an that dont have the same reaction as the prawns

 

sorry dave i cant make it, ive put that date aside to take the stones out of the tyre tread on my tyres, very important job that should never be ignored

 

i had to go for a number 2 in work today, i really hate doing that but i have perfected the toilet roll round the seat trick now,

 

Aww you're mean not liking Pete

 

not a lot of people do donna but he likes not being liked it makes him feel unwanted

 

bloody hell its quiet on here tonight

 

god im still fartin past myself, the dog is getting the blame now though

 

I like him

He makes me laugh, as do most of you on here

I am glad I am not sat in your house right now, I am sure it will be bad enough for me later once he starts, but you sound like you're having a pretty ransid day

 

ive never liked pete and speaking to a lot of people especially howard, a lot more people feel the same way. he supports man utd for crying out loud.

im going out on my bike soon i think if my **** keeps on going like it is then ill fly round like its a motorbike

 

cheers donna

 

Welll I hate fookball full stop so it doesn't matter what team people support to me

PMSL At your super arsed charged turbo for your bike No need to pedal, just fart away and you will be off like a shot!

 

You're very welcome

 

evening pete me old mate how you doing

 

Evening all, anyone else watching mr bond?

 

Blimey SN seems a bit duff tonight, just took ages to refresh.

 

Sooo whats anyone been upto today then?

 

no i keep running toand from the toilet as my farts are getting dodgy

 

its been slow for ages, i think its all the adverts weighing it down

oh and good evening graham

 

I sold my ds-lite at last, might put the money towards a wii. Anyone else got a wii? What they like?

 

Good evening ste, sounds like youve got a "touch of cloth"

 

dont get one they make you work really hard and sweat, thus meaning you get cold in the winter due to less fat

 

Wonder if its the weight of the SMACS muppet and numpty thread grinding SN down!

 

not yet but ive had a few near misses

 

I quite like the idea of the interactive controls on the wii.

 

Its this eating healthy lark ste, dont do it mate, its bad for you.

Even one piece of fruit can be lethal, come on lad youve got a wife and kid to think of, cant keep being so irresponsible.

 

Whats wrong with that fish and chip diet mate, never did you any harm.

 

I hate having bad guts, one of the lads at work had to go home today cos it was coming out of both ends. He made a right mess in the gents cubicle, the cleaner was nearly sick trying to sort out the carnage in then earlier on.

 

Looks like there have been a few wibbles and wobbles on here tonight, not sure why though

 

Played a bit of 2142 earlier and did quite well, still got about 3 billion points to get before I reach Justins heady heights though.

 

Yeah it is a bit flaky tonight, probably will go down soon.