lol would that work???

 

go round an just give him a knock it will make him feel really uncomfortable and he,ll have to let you play with them

 

just watching the kn*b who jumped a 100ft in the sea near dorset, and virtually belly flopped

and he's ok

 

 

Eh? Oh his toys, sorry got a bit worried there.

 

the usual suspects have been a bit slow lately

 

wahay hello me old mate how you doing, you never texted me today and ive only just remembered

 

Evenin' H-man!

 

It's such a shame, things will never be quite the same again now, I am so so sorry you had to endure what you did that night

He got worse after you left showing Steve his bits over and over Rubbing them and informing me his hands now smelt of sex and asked did I want a sniff *puke*

He also dropped them and rubbed himself up our car door and oulled his cheeks apart as we left

 

whos that then my old fellow scouser

 

evening graham and ste

 

OMG this sounds horrendous!

 

ric and justin

 

ok thats enough info for one night, pete has already had cheese so will now definatly have nightmares after reading this

 

the man has got a serious problem

 

Bah battery running low on meh laptop, gonna have to track down the feckin' charger now.

 

justin has fell to pieces since i overtook him on here, and ric? welll hes let himself down as well

 

been flying the heli in the garden this evening

getting better at flying , not quite to the stage of flying inverted

 

Got it just in time. Justin is ranked in the top 3000 players in the world for 2142 so hes gotta keep playing to retain his crown.

 

Whereabouts do you live H, love watching people flying those RC helis, its cool.

 

tried to reshape the skip wagon with my elbow today

and the wagon won

my elbow fookin hurts, feels like i've broken a bone, think i've just give it a very knock

 

boothstown , worsley

 

Ouch sounds painful mate, you dont want to be making a habit of that.

 

Serious problem yes, very wrong, yes, awful, yes the list can go on and on, the worst past of it is, he already has multiplied She's neary 4 now


And Beefy, it WAS horrendous


The best part of it was though that he was proudly flashing it away and it was so tiny PMSL If *I* were male there's no way I would show anyone, I would opt for a sex change instead

 

Bugger thats a fair old trek from me.

 

as long as your ok thats the main thing, god i was worried about you then

 

could do without this injury, have a ford connect van with the cylinder head off, i removed it yesterday as it was boiling water, wanted to fix tomorrow but it may have to wait

 

Do you do repairs in your spare time?

 

poor girl.

the best of it was he told us his girlfriend had shaved him, this was obviously to help her find it surely the smell would of helped

 

Blimey me and H are duking it out in the mid-1800's!!