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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Just a quick hello and goodbye from me.
Glad I decided to put my car on the rollers now and got a scan done too. 242.9bhp and nearly a clean bill of health.
Think he said a there was a multiplier out? 
Annoyingly, the lad said he could remap my car there and then with the same laptop to release a few more Japanese ponies, to which I replied "Yeah, but then you'll charge me 550 notes for the privilige!!".
Hohum.
Night all.
Glad I decided to put my car on the rollers now and got a scan done too. 242.9bhp and nearly a clean bill of health.
Think he said a there was a multiplier out? Annoyingly, the lad said he could remap my car there and then with the same laptop to release a few more Japanese ponies, to which I replied "Yeah, but then you'll charge me 550 notes for the privilige!!".
Hohum.
Night all.
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Just a quick hello and goodbye from me.
Glad I decided to put my car on the rollers now and got a scan done too. 242.9bhp and nearly a clean bill of health. Think he said a there was a multiplier out?
Annoyingly, the lad said he could remap my car there and then with the same laptop to release a few more Japanese ponies, to which I replied "Yeah, but then you'll charge me 550 notes for the privilige!!".
Hohum.
Night all.
Glad I decided to put my car on the rollers now and got a scan done too. 242.9bhp and nearly a clean bill of health.
Think he said a there was a multiplier out? Annoyingly, the lad said he could remap my car there and then with the same laptop to release a few more Japanese ponies, to which I replied "Yeah, but then you'll charge me 550 notes for the privilige!!".
Hohum.
Night all.
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
im watching but i cant be assed posting 
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
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This is class 
Ronaldo, Zidane & Elano all die & go to
heaven. When they get there, they see God sat infront of them. He
tell's them, "As you can see, I have two empty seats next to me,
but there are 3 of you".
He turns to Ronaldo and say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Ronaldo replies, "I think about how fortunate I am and how
far I have come since playing in the slums of Brazil". God looks at
him for a minute and say's, "I have always thought you are a great
footballer and respect the way you think, take a seat!".
He then turns to Zidane & say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Zidane replies, "I think about my family and how blessed I am
to play the beautiful game at the highest level". God looks at him
for a minute and say's, "Like Ronaldo I think you are a great
footballer & admire the way you play with such passion, take a seat!".
God then turn's to Elano and say's, "As you can see, your fellow
footballer's have both been granted a seat. What do you think?"
Elano replies, "I think your sitting in my seat!"
Ronaldo, Zidane & Elano all die & go to
heaven. When they get there, they see God sat infront of them. He
tell's them, "As you can see, I have two empty seats next to me,
but there are 3 of you".
He turns to Ronaldo and say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Ronaldo replies, "I think about how fortunate I am and how
far I have come since playing in the slums of Brazil". God looks at
him for a minute and say's, "I have always thought you are a great
footballer and respect the way you think, take a seat!".
He then turns to Zidane & say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Zidane replies, "I think about my family and how blessed I am
to play the beautiful game at the highest level". God looks at him
for a minute and say's, "Like Ronaldo I think you are a great
footballer & admire the way you play with such passion, take a seat!".
God then turn's to Elano and say's, "As you can see, your fellow
footballer's have both been granted a seat. What do you think?"
Elano replies, "I think your sitting in my seat!"
