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Aug 7, 2007 | 01:51 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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speedymonkey
you not goin to ask for a special 'palm rub'
getting my hamstrings done and she goes bloody high up the leg, i get little twinges, when she goes out the room to let me get redressed i just whack one of
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:51 PM
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
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moneys
what like? a colonic
you not goin to ask for a special 'palm rub'
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:52 PM
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
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moneys
getting my hamstrings done and she goes bloody high up the leg, i get little twinges, when she goes out the room to let me get redressed i just whack one of
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:52 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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speedymonkey
the missus is texting me now, i hate writing texts
send her number to me and i,ll text her instead, have to warn the water board though cos she'll get bloody wet
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:53 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
i wish my wife would text me, that way i wouldnt have to speak to her face
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:54 PM
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Aug 7, 2007 | 01:54 PM
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
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moneys
send her number to me and i,ll text her instead, have to warn the water board though cos she'll get bloody wet
dont you mean she be crying her eyes out with laughter at your old man dirty bugger chat up lines
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:54 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:55 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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speedymonkey
dont you mean she be crying her eyes out with laughter at your old man dirty bugger chat up lines
i love the old classic 'is that a mirror between your legs?' 'why' 'cos i can see me face there later' hahahahahahaha love that one
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:56 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
my post count is flying up, spoke to howie this morning, fecking hell thats not a good thing to do in the morning, hes a right miserable git
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:57 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
come on ric stop tryin to multi task
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:57 PM
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
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i wish my wife would text me, that way i wouldnt have to speak to her face
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:58 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
went to town yesterday, god i would love to work in a clothes shop in town the woman are fecking gorgeous and they all wear low slung tops, they know you look i know they do. but my god they bloody love it the little minx's
Aug 7, 2007 | 01:58 PM
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right im off for now mate
see you in a bit
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:00 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
when i am reincartated i want to be a woman, i will just spend all day enjoying myself and getting to know my body. they are the better sex, look at the naked, fooking masterpieces of work, whereas even someone as good looking as myself is not a very pretty sight
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:00 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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right im off for now mate
see you in a bit
dont go i need you
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:01 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
ric
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:02 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
your still logged on cos your box is white
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:02 PM
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Aug 7, 2007 | 02:03 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
come on fella ill stop taking the pess about everything you do i promise
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:04 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
i dont like being alone it reminds me of my wedding night
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:04 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
im sure my wife could of chose a better night to go out with her mates than my wedding night, agh well i suppose i should of learnt from then but i never
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
its a good job ive got my teddy bears to keep me company
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:06 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
they'll never leave me, if they do i'll never sew up that hole they've got
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:06 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
right sod it where is everyone, whatever happened to justin and carla of a daytime
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
they used to always be on, mind you carla got a promotion not long ago
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
My word your spamming some crap
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:09 PM
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
think i need a poo myself just had my usual chicken madras for my dinner
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:12 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
wahay hello justin, are you getting married fella ?
Aug 7, 2007 | 02:12 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
fecking hell my dog has just farted the worst fart ever right in front of me, then he looks all sorry for himself when i kick him for it
