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Jul 28, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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I was wacking my pants putting my foot down, didnt even go that fast either, 50/60 tops
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:15 PM
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speedymonkey
What do you mean
I am a well behaved polite young man
Petepete wil reveal all when the PM is forwarded
Polite maybe, well behaved, I think not
I am feeling like a freak today
I have grown all my nails really long and now the nail on my index finger on my right hand has snapped off
I now have one stumpy looking finger
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:15 PM
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Where did you both go
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:15 PM
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D.K.1
**** em
i have had my poo
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:16 PM
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speedymonkey
Mememe, ive had one
Thought you probably would have
Did the room smell like the sewerage plant when you had finished?
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:17 PM
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speedymonkey
I was wacking my pants putting my foot down, didnt even go that fast either, 50/60 tops
gayboy
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:17 PM
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speedymonkey
Where did you both go
That would be telling
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:17 PM
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D.K.1
Thought you probably would have
Did the room smell like the sewerage plant when you had finished?
mine didnt, my bum smells of roses
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:18 PM
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pete higham
Yes, but still, pass it on anyway
LOL
I can't remember now if I have had one or not, I don't think I have
I have had a shower though, not a bit of crust in sight!
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:19 PM
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pete higham
mine didnt, my bum smells of roses
SOnic always says thhat too, funny how you blokes seem to have a completely different sense of smell to us wimmins
SMelly *******, the lot of you!
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:20 PM
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My girlfriend gets well angry when that happens to her
Spends ages growing them, then one snaps adn she has a face like a slapped crab
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:21 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 02:21 PM
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D.K.1
SOnic always says thhat too, funny how you blokes seem to have a completely different sense of smell to us wimmins
SMelly *******, the lot of you!
i need to meet ste
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:21 PM
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What pm
I wanna see it now, pete forward it to me
Did someone get in trouble
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:21 PM
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speedymonkey
My girlfriend gets well angry when that happens to her
Spends ages growing them, then one snaps adn she has a face like a slapped crab
I don't have a slapped crab face PMSL
I was just a bit disappointed and look like a freak
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:22 PM
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speedymonkey
What pm
I wanna see it now, pete forward it to me
Did someone get in trouble
*that* PM
You tell him
And not yet
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:22 PM
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must be all this poo talk
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:23 PM
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speedymonkey
My girlfriend gets well angry when that happens to her
Spends ages growing them, then one snaps adn she has a face like a slapped crab
i dont know what a slapped crabs face is like!!!
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:23 PM
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Right, 'moff to get some lunch at the chimp's parents
Laters spameds
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:26 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 02:28 PM
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Laters donna
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:34 PM
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speedymonkey
What pm
I wanna see it now, pete forward it to me
Did someone get in trouble
told ya
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:34 PM
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D.K.1
*that* PM
You tell him
And not yet
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:35 PM
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D.K.1
Right, 'moff to get some lunch at the chimp's parents
Laters spameds
in a bit dog ****
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:36 PM
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ive told you ric im not the chief im pete
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:44 PM
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Ill call u what ever i want
Jul 28, 2007 | 02:45 PM
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Ok, this is a crabs face when normal......
Now imagine it if you gave it a slap
That'd be one angry crab face
Hence the term 'A face like a slapped crab'
Jul 28, 2007 | 03:04 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 03:11 PM
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Ill call u what ever i want
Jul 28, 2007 | 03:11 PM
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