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06 August 2007, 12:06 AM
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06 August 2007, 12:15 AM
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sorrry mate, was downstairs making a butty 
The house is comin on , nearly got most of the upstairs sorted, it was a reet filthy state, but its mint now
Dont know where pete is, he's normally on about now
maybe he's lookin at some Thai lady boys
Yep, i have been spamming well, but not for the last few days, been to busy
The house is comin on , nearly got most of the upstairs sorted, it was a reet filthy state, but its mint now
Dont know where pete is, he's normally on about now
maybe he's lookin at some Thai lady boys
Yep, i have been spamming well, but not for the last few days, been to busy
06 August 2007, 12:31 AM
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A teacher starts a new job in manchester and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a big football fan and supports manchester united. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are manchester united fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because i'm not a manchester united fan, miss,' she replies. The teacher. still shocked, asks; 'well if your not a man utd fan then who do you support?'
'I',m a liverpool fan an proud of it' Mary replies.
The teacher cant believe her ears, ' Mary, how come you're a Liverpool fan?'
'Because my mum and dad are Liverpool fans, so im a Liverpool fan to!'
'Still' says the teacher, annoyed, ' Thats no reason for you to be a Liverpool fan as well, You dont have to be just like your parents all the time, do you? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a car thief. Would you be like them then?'
'No' smiles mary ' i'd be a manchester united fan then'
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because i'm not a manchester united fan, miss,' she replies. The teacher. still shocked, asks; 'well if your not a man utd fan then who do you support?'
'I',m a liverpool fan an proud of it' Mary replies.
The teacher cant believe her ears, ' Mary, how come you're a Liverpool fan?'
'Because my mum and dad are Liverpool fans, so im a Liverpool fan to!'
'Still' says the teacher, annoyed, ' Thats no reason for you to be a Liverpool fan as well, You dont have to be just like your parents all the time, do you? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a car thief. Would you be like them then?'
'No' smiles mary ' i'd be a manchester united fan then'
06 August 2007, 11:57 AM
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morning start of my last week off work, think i,ll pop to town and have a browse, maybe get meself some sun glasses and then go sit in a bar in the lovely settings of the liverpool docklands and have a few cold ones
06 August 2007, 12:01 PM
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06 August 2007, 04:40 PM
Well ive had no PC access at work as its been duff 
- so ive had to do some work 
- so ive had to do some work
06 August 2007, 05:06 PM
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Justin, give me a ring, ill be at my house most of the evening if you wanna bob in and pick up that downpipe
Was supposed to be meeting someone via ebay, but theyve messed me about
Was supposed to be meeting someone via ebay, but theyve messed me about
06 August 2007, 05:47 PM
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06 August 2007, 05:51 PM
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OMFG 
it looks like ww4 is gonna go off on cn i think i may go and rejoin the marines and have my nation blown to bits
it looks like ww4 is gonna go off on cn
i think i may go and rejoin the marines and have my nation blown to bits
