Not bad mate, you had a good time away

 

no i missed you to much mate. i aint seen you for ages and its really hurting me

 

you have been spamming well young ric

 

where is peteidontliveinmanchesterbutitalklikeoneofthemhigh am?

 

hows the house?

 

where are you?

 

?hello

 

ricky

 

last chance

 

sod ya im off

 

sorrry mate, was downstairs making a butty

The house is comin on , nearly got most of the upstairs sorted, it was a reet filthy state, but its mint now

Dont know where pete is, he's normally on about now
maybe he's lookin at some Thai lady boys

Yep, i have been spamming well, but not for the last few days, been to busy

 

Come on ste, your lagin behind in the spamm stakes, catch up fella

 

popped back again but im off now

 

Later Ste, sorry i fecked off for ages

 

A teacher starts a new job in manchester and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a big football fan and supports manchester united. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are manchester united fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because i'm not a manchester united fan, miss,' she replies. The teacher. still shocked, asks; 'well if your not a man utd fan then who do you support?'
'I',m a liverpool fan an proud of it' Mary replies.
The teacher cant believe her ears, ' Mary, how come you're a Liverpool fan?'
'Because my mum and dad are Liverpool fans, so im a Liverpool fan to!'
'Still' says the teacher, annoyed, ' Thats no reason for you to be a Liverpool fan as well, You dont have to be just like your parents all the time, do you? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a car thief. Would you be like them then?'
'No' smiles mary ' i'd be a manchester united fan then'

 

you will be next time i see ya ric

 

 

Morning another sunny day when i am stuck in the office

 

morning start of my last week off work, think i,ll pop to town and have a browse, maybe get meself some sun glasses and then go sit in a bar in the lovely settings of the liverpool docklands and have a few cold ones

 

don't rub it in too much

 

afternoon

another hot sunny day on the wirral

 

Well ive had no PC access at work as its been duff - so ive had to do some work

 

Justin, give me a ring, ill be at my house most of the evening if you wanna bob in and pick up that downpipe
Was supposed to be meeting someone via ebay, but theyve messed me about

 

evening people

 

where the **** has my WRX gone from the side

webby is a proper indian giver

 

your still feckin here

 

OMFG



it looks like ww4 is gonna go off on cn i think i may go and rejoin the marines and have my nation blown to bits

 

i think i will finish the page off

 

i cant wait to go to nurby again

 

im getting all excited



im not going out "sideways" when it is rainin tho