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Old 30 July 2007, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Just nipping to tesco, back in a jiffy


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Old 30 July 2007, 03:56 PM
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What's that saying again...


In a bit dog ****
Old 30 July 2007, 05:00 PM
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De-stressed a little, cuppa tea and a pack of custard creams


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Old 30 July 2007, 05:38 PM
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Im back

Just found a dvd in the car that i got out yesterday and it needs returning 2nite
Not even watched it either, better get it ripped quick smart
Old 30 July 2007, 05:44 PM
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Bought some spicy chicken pieces for nibbling later and some greek yogurt for after dinner

(as well at lots of others stuff)
Old 30 July 2007, 05:49 PM
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Mmmmmmmm, spicy chicken *drool* Making me hungry now

Watch the film now then take it back
Old 30 July 2007, 06:03 PM
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The missus chose it, i wanted to get the one with Danny Dyer and Sean Bean in it
But she wanted to see 'Premonition' so i gave in for an easy life
Old 30 July 2007, 06:07 PM
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Premonition is a pretty good film, go and watch it
Old 30 July 2007, 06:14 PM
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I have to wait till she comes round in the week tho

God im looking forward to dinner, were having shepherds pie and beans
One of my favorites
Old 30 July 2007, 06:19 PM
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right, i can smell it bubbling away, better go and get some beans on, see you in a while
Old 30 July 2007, 06:19 PM
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

At least another hour before we can even contemplate deciding what we're going to have for tea
Old 30 July 2007, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
right, i can smell it bubbling away, better go and get some beans on, see you in a while
You should have come grated cheese on or in it too


I dont envy her being near your **** this evening
Old 30 July 2007, 06:23 PM
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I sprinkle grated cheese on it when it comes out of the oven, that way its all stringy and melted as its being gobbled
I have to say i eat way to much cheese, guess that makes me a cheesy guy
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ive got chips beens and a cheese burger mmmmmmmmmm
Old 30 July 2007, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I sprinkle grated cheese on it when it comes out of the oven, that way its all stringy and melted as its being gobbled
I have to say i eat way to much cheese, guess that makes me a cheesy guy
Sounds dellicious

Nah, can never have to much cheese, unless it's between your toes or on your bell
Old 30 July 2007, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Sounds dellicious

Nah, can never have to much cheese, unless it's between your toes or on your bell
Old 30 July 2007, 07:02 PM
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I am contemplating the contents of the freezer for what we should have now
Old 30 July 2007, 07:44 PM
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If Speedymonkey was a goldfish.........


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Old 30 July 2007, 07:47 PM
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evenin all

Old 30 July 2007, 07:48 PM
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The reason us wimmins don't get the gritty nail



Old 30 July 2007, 07:49 PM
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i have to be careful farting in a wetsuit too, this is what happened last time
Old 30 July 2007, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
The reason us wimmins don't get the gritty nail





Blow the old gammonflaps dry eh, niiiiiice
Old 30 July 2007, 07:51 PM
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I think she has done a wet fart

Old 30 July 2007, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
evenin all

Alright Liz

Been up to much 2day?
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Chilli fart indeed

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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


Blow the old gammonflaps dry eh, niiiiiice
gammonflaps !!!!!!!!




Ric you shud know its a kebab


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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Alright Liz

Been up to much 2day?

just been workin hun

and bootin my car back from Manchester

wot about you ??
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Old 30 July 2007, 07:56 PM
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Old 30 July 2007, 08:00 PM
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A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!


(Was from an email, but thought the boys my apprecite it )


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