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Old 28 July 2007, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'


burgular... .........
Old 28 July 2007, 10:19 PM
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I haven't eaten any peanits and I don't do gritty nails

The lenghth of my nails (minus 1 ) would probably rip my *** apart
Old 28 July 2007, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
burgular... .........
Yes, I noticed the spelling mistake too

BURGLAR!
Old 28 July 2007, 10:20 PM
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and we are off the page


you can go for a **** now donna











































prolly gone already
Old 28 July 2007, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
I am starting to turtle
I find its rather a pleasurable feeling holding it in

It comes out when i let it
Old 28 July 2007, 10:20 PM
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****, I am touching cloth, BRB


Old 28 July 2007, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
I haven't eaten any peanits and I don't do gritty nails

The lenghth of my nails (minus 1 ) would probably rip my *** apart


do you get ste to wipe it for you
Old 28 July 2007, 10:21 PM
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god, why do we always end up talking stools
Old 28 July 2007, 10:21 PM
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I wonder if this was SpeedyMonkey as a child




And does he still inspect afterwards
Old 28 July 2007, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
do you get ste to wipe it for you


and we will find out when she returns
Old 28 July 2007, 10:23 PM
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im pretty sure most people have a sneaky look as they flush
Old 28 July 2007, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
god, why do we always end up talking stools


its adams fault
Old 28 July 2007, 10:24 PM
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I wonder which one she has done

Old 28 July 2007, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
im pretty sure most people have a sneaky look as they flush



i always have a good ganders at mine
Old 28 July 2007, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
I wonder which one she has done



my last one was inbetween a type 6-7
Old 28 July 2007, 10:25 PM
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Or even some of this

Old 28 July 2007, 10:26 PM
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the first one reminds me of maltesers





hhhmmmmmm maltesers
Old 28 July 2007, 10:28 PM
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my last one was a definate 4, smooth as they come
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
I wonder which one she has done





why the **** do bristol have to have there name on the "stool form scale chart"

Last edited by pete higham; 28 July 2007 at 10:28 PM. Reason: i put sample instead of scale LOL
Old 28 July 2007, 10:29 PM
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is anyone else watching Jaws

Its nearly the 'IM TIRED AND I WANNA GO TO BED' bit
Old 28 July 2007, 10:29 PM
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20k posts


WHAT A FANSTASTIC CRNER



Old 28 July 2007, 10:29 PM
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FFS!

I go away for a few minutes and look what happens!!


No, Steve doesn't wipe it for me, we never do open doors, inspect each others stools or any such like

It was a mixture of type 1 and type 4 I think

Low smell factor

Pain to wipe factor 9 / 10 due to the slightly moister stool consistency and dove right in without a prob and no splashback
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and we are over
Old 28 July 2007, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
im pretty sure most people have a sneaky look as they flush
I only look at the paper to make sure it's clean, otherwise I keep on wiping til I get a white sheet
Old 28 July 2007, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
WHAT A FANSTASTIC CRNER



O yeah

I feel extra special now
Old 28 July 2007, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
20k posts


WHAT A FANSTASTIC CRNER






hhmmm edited

it doesnt say it, but it was
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
FFS!

I go away for a few minutes and look what happens!!


No, Steve doesn't wipe it for me, we never do open doors, inspect each others stools or any such like

It was a mixture of type 1 and type 4 I think

Low smell factor

Pain to wipe factor 9 / 10 due to the slightly moister stool consistency and dove right in without a prob and no splashback
Blimy, that was like a science A+ report
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Yay over 20 smac spam posts






Old 28 July 2007, 10:34 PM
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Thats alot of spam
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Blimy, that was like a science A+ report
Well, you did request a poo report, so there you have it


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