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burgular...
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Jul 28, 2007 | 10:19 PM
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I haven't eaten any peanits and I don't do gritty nails
The lenghth of my nails (minus 1
) would probably rip my *** apart
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:20 PM
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Yes, I noticed the spelling mistake too
BURGLAR!
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:20 PM
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and we are off the page
you can go for a **** now donna
prolly gone already
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:20 PM
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I am starting to turtle
I find its rather a pleasurable feeling holding it in
It comes out when i let it
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:20 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 10:21 PM
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I haven't eaten any peanits and I don't do gritty nails
The lenghth of my nails (minus 1
) would probably rip my *** apart
do you get ste to wipe it for you
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:21 PM
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god, why do we always end up talking stools
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:21 PM
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I wonder if this was SpeedyMonkey as a child
And does he still inspect afterwards
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:22 PM
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pete higham
do you get ste to wipe it for you
and we will find out when she returns
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:23 PM
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im pretty sure most people have a sneaky look as they flush
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:23 PM
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god, why do we always end up talking stools
its adams fault
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:24 PM
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I wonder which one she has done
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im pretty sure most people have a sneaky look as they flush
i always have a good ganders at mine
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:25 PM
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I wonder which one she has done
my last one was inbetween a type 6-7
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:25 PM
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Or even some of this
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:26 PM
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the first one reminds me of maltesers
hhhmmmmmm maltesers
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:28 PM
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my last one was a definate 4, smooth as they come
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:28 PM
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Sonic'
I wonder which one she has done
why the **** do bristol have to have there name on the "stool form scale chart"
Last edited by pete higham; Jul 28, 2007 at 10:28 PM .
Reason: i put sample instead of scale LOL
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:29 PM
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is anyone else watching Jaws
Its nearly the 'IM TIRED AND I WANNA GO TO BED' bit
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:29 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 10:29 PM
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FFS!
I go away for a few minutes and look what happens!!
No, Steve doesn't wipe it for me, we never do open doors, inspect each others stools or any such like
It was a mixture of type 1 and type 4 I think
Low smell factor
Pain to wipe factor 9 / 10 due to the slightly moister stool consistency and dove right in without a prob and no splashback
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:30 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 10:30 PM
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speedymonkey
im pretty sure most people have a sneaky look as they flush
I only look at the paper to make sure it's clean, otherwise I keep on wiping til I get a white sheet
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:31 PM
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Sonic'
O yeah
I feel extra special now
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:32 PM
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Sonic'
hhmmm edited
it doesnt say it, but it was
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:32 PM
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D.K.1
FFS!
I go away for a few minutes and look what happens!!
No, Steve doesn't wipe it for me, we never do open doors, inspect each others stools or any such like
It was a mixture of type 1 and type 4 I think
Low smell factor
Pain to wipe factor 9 / 10 due to the slightly moister stool consistency and dove right in without a prob and no splashback
Blimy, that was like a science A+ report
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:33 PM
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Jul 28, 2007 | 10:34 PM
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Thats alot of spam
Jul 28, 2007 | 10:34 PM
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speedymonkey
Blimy, that was like a science A+ report
Well, you did request a poo report, so there you have it
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) would probably rip my *** apart 
RNER
