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Old 28 July 2007, 02:05 PM
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I was wacking my pants putting my foot down, didnt even go that fast either, 50/60 tops
Old 28 July 2007, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
What do you mean

I am a well behaved polite young man
Petepete wil reveal all when the PM is forwarded


Polite maybe, well behaved, I think not



I am feeling like a freak today

I have grown all my nails really long and now the nail on my index finger on my right hand has snapped off


I now have one stumpy looking finger
Old 28 July 2007, 02:15 PM
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Where did you both go
Old 28 July 2007, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Pete YHPM

Pass to the spam massive

Ric, it's time to start behaving


How many of you have had a poo this morning?




**** em

i have had my poo
Old 28 July 2007, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Mememe, ive had one
Thought you probably would have






Did the room smell like the sewerage plant when you had finished?
Old 28 July 2007, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I was wacking my pants putting my foot down, didnt even go that fast either, 50/60 tops


gayboy
Old 28 July 2007, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Where did you both go
That would be telling
Old 28 July 2007, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Thought you probably would have






Did the room smell like the sewerage plant when you had finished?


mine didnt, my bum smells of roses
Old 28 July 2007, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham



**** em

i have had my poo
Yes, but still, pass it on anyway LOL




I can't remember now if I have had one or not, I don't think I have


I have had a shower though, not a bit of crust in sight!
Old 28 July 2007, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
mine didnt, my bum smells of roses
SOnic always says thhat too, funny how you blokes seem to have a completely different sense of smell to us wimmins


SMelly *******, the lot of you!
Old 28 July 2007, 02:20 PM
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My girlfriend gets well angry when that happens to her
Spends ages growing them, then one snaps adn she has a face like a slapped crab
Old 28 July 2007, 02:21 PM
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Old 28 July 2007, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
SOnic always says thhat too, funny how you blokes seem to have a completely different sense of smell to us wimmins


SMelly *******, the lot of you!




i need to meet ste


Old 28 July 2007, 02:21 PM
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What pm

I wanna see it now, pete forward it to me

Did someone get in trouble
Old 28 July 2007, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
My girlfriend gets well angry when that happens to her
Spends ages growing them, then one snaps adn she has a face like a slapped crab
I don't have a slapped crab face PMSL


I was just a bit disappointed and look like a freak
Old 28 July 2007, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
What pm

I wanna see it now, pete forward it to me

Did someone get in trouble
*that* PM

You tell him


And not yet
Old 28 July 2007, 02:22 PM
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must be all this poo talk
Old 28 July 2007, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
My girlfriend gets well angry when that happens to her
Spends ages growing them, then one snaps adn she has a face like a slapped crab


i dont know what a slapped crabs face is like!!!
Old 28 July 2007, 02:23 PM
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Right, 'moff to get some lunch at the chimp's parents




Laters spameds
Old 28 July 2007, 02:26 PM
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Old 28 July 2007, 02:28 PM
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Laters donna
Old 28 July 2007, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
What pm

I wanna see it now, pete forward it to me

Did someone get in trouble

told ya
Old 28 July 2007, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
*that* PM

You tell him


And not yet


Old 28 July 2007, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Right, 'moff to get some lunch at the chimp's parents




Laters spameds


in a bit dog ****
Old 28 July 2007, 02:36 PM
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ive told you ric im not the chief im pete
Old 28 July 2007, 02:44 PM
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Ill call u what ever i want
Old 28 July 2007, 02:45 PM
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Ok, this is a crabs face when normal......



Now imagine it if you gave it a slap

That'd be one angry crab face

Hence the term 'A face like a slapped crab'
Old 28 July 2007, 03:04 PM
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Old 28 July 2007, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Ill call u what ever i want
Old 28 July 2007, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Ok, this is a crabs face when normal......



Now imagine it if you gave it a slap

That'd be one angry crab face

Hence the term 'A face like a slapped crab'





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