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Old 09 January 2007, 04:06 PM
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I am sure its on offer somewhere as a lad at my place got one - will find out - you can change the voice anyway - like homer simpson or darph vader
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Old 09 January 2007, 04:08 PM
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OHHHH the dark side is left Luke
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Old 09 January 2007, 04:42 PM
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- I wouldnt mind having one that was stressed like "youve gone the fuc*ing wrong way" "no you tit youve coc*ed up again" mind you even with sat nav I still go wrong so it would end up being thrown out of the window
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Old 09 January 2007, 05:26 PM
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That would be class to have it say stuff like that
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Old 09 January 2007, 06:06 PM
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Well im back from Halfrauds, checked out the tomtom 1 just the sort of thing im after looks wise, and was on the verge of grabbing one, but was told that they do not detect speed cameras, and cannot be upgraded to do so
The other tomtoms are miles dearer and not slimline ones, i dont really fancy a fat bast*rd satnav to carry around, so have come back a little deflated
There was a deal on the navman f20 for 149.99 which looked ok, but i thought id do some homework first before just getting anything, so im off for a prowl on the net to see what i can find, i may be some time #

Also they had sold out of the darth vader packs, they only had yoda ones left,
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Old 09 January 2007, 06:24 PM
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Old 09 January 2007, 07:06 PM
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Old 09 January 2007, 07:18 PM
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the w*nker he told you they don`t detect speed cameras does`nt know what the fek he is talking about sounds about right for halfords c*cksuck*r,
if you do a google search on web checkout currys/argos/asda they are all doing deals on sat navs at mo and you can buy a disc or even download speedcameras and celeb voices from a certain website L-----re if you not what i mean later dude
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Old 09 January 2007, 07:23 PM
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rant over then alan
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Old 09 January 2007, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by fwdnutz View Post
the w*nker he told you they don`t detect speed cameras does`nt know what the fek he is talking about sounds about right for halfords c*cksuck*r,
if you do a google search on web checkout currys/argos/asda they are all doing deals on sat navs at mo and you can buy a disc or even download speedcameras and celeb voices from a certain website L-----re if you not what i mean later dude
im guessing you dont like halfrauds then mate

He said that the tomtom 1 (which was the model i wanted) cant detect speedcameras and cannot be upgraded to do so
ive been having a look on the net and it dosnt look like it can
i am however well known for being a doofas, so am probably wrong, but will keep looking
Certain website L-----re???????? can anyone fill in the blanks for me cos im too stupid

How's it goin Pete u dirty red
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Old 09 January 2007, 07:39 PM
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not to bad city scum

what you up to tonight then ric?
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Old 09 January 2007, 07:44 PM
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Just had a nice fat bloody steak and am currently sipping my first fosters of the evening whilst looking at bloody satnavs, which is doin my swede right in now
how bout you dude?
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Old 09 January 2007, 07:47 PM
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im going looking at another car with adam!!!!!!

i dont know why he asks me im as usefull as a chocolate fireguard

i told him he needs to sell the black one first he is running out of space
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Old 09 January 2007, 07:54 PM
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Adams after another car
Blimy he's already got a huge fleet
whats he got in mind, another scooby
Wheres he gonna put it tho, theres no more room on his long drive
Crazy ******, what he like

Well, be safe tho dude, its slippy out there tonight and i know what he's like on the corners
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Old 09 January 2007, 08:01 PM
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ooooohhhhh that is just wrong ric

dont send me anything like that again

pm me link to saddams hanging
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Old 09 January 2007, 08:06 PM
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You know you love it
To be honest the saddam hanging is rather over rated, you would of thought that with the mobiles of today, they would of used at least a 3 mega pix camera phone to record it with, why bother otherwise
Its not very nice tho watching stuff like that, i dont want to corrupt u pete

I'll pm it to you soon tho
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Old 09 January 2007, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey View Post
If i told you ud have to kiss my ***





ha ha ha

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Old 09 January 2007, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey View Post
You know you love it
To be honest the saddam hanging is rather over rated, you would of thought that with the mobiles of today, they would of used at least a 3 mega pix camera phone to record it with, why bother otherwise
Its not very nice tho watching stuff like that, i dont want to corrupt u pete

I'll pm it to you soon tho
mate ive watched all the banned from tv dvds and after watching them im sure i could handle most things.

have you seen them?
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Old 10 January 2007, 12:25 AM
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How do guys - PM me the death of the dark lord

Also I am sure you can put cameras on the tom tom one as they only go in your POI look here as this is where I get my database from Pocket GPS World - theres some good info on here in the fourms well for mine anyway

my m8 got it from halfrauds at 165 also argos did em for that too but dont know why the web price is more expensive - he was probbaly talking Turkey
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Old 10 January 2007, 12:40 AM
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PMSL, that's my avatar onanother forum Like the caption
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Old 10 January 2007, 12:43 AM
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Ive got the cameras on the tom tom one, but it cannot detect lasers. however, it does tell you where they can be, so use with a jammer if you need to. justin doent need one
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Old 10 January 2007, 12:47 AM
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i do not remember posting this at all???

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Old 10 January 2007, 12:49 AM
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Ive got the cameras on the tom tom one, but it cannot detect lasers. however, it does tell you where they can be, so use with a jammer if you need to. justin doent need one

opps sorry i was a little drunk last night

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Old 10 January 2007, 12:49 AM
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Old 10 January 2007, 01:09 AM
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youve lost me with all that gobble de gook or however its spelt

Your right Adam as I am a good boy (I always eat my greens) (well peas anyway )

yes the cameras go into the satnav as a POI so you just choose the distance you want it to warn you and jobs a good un - it had mobile camera sites in the database but they dont detect the lazer off a gun.

you shouldnt be bloody speeding in the first place
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Old 10 January 2007, 10:06 AM
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nobody about god its dead in here

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Old 10 January 2007, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon View Post
How do guys - PM me the death of the dark lord

Also I am sure you can put cameras on the tom tom one as they only go in your POI look here as this is where I get my database from Pocket GPS World - theres some good info on here in the fourms well for mine anyway

my m8 got it from halfrauds at 165 also argos did em for that too but dont know why the web price is more expensive - he was probbaly talking Turkey
Top website and by far a much better speed camera datebase that comes in different POI's making selection of the ones you want far better. Far as I was aware any TomTom could load POI data files. And you will find lots at the above site.

I have Yoda telling giving me directions, normally gets thrown across the car after about 10 minutes. Silly voices drive you mad once the fun factor has worn off.
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Old 10 January 2007, 08:41 PM
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You might not like the guy but you can't help being impressed by this:

YouTube - Wayne Rooney

(if it's for real, of course)

P.s Sorry if you've seen it before.
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon View Post
youve lost me with all that gobble de gook or however its spelt

Your right Adam as I am a good boy (I always eat my greens) (well peas anyway )

yes the cameras go into the satnav as a POI so you just choose the distance you want it to warn you and jobs a good un - it had mobile camera sites in the database but they dont detect the lazer off a gun.

you shouldnt be bloody speeding in the first place


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Old 10 January 2007, 08:57 PM
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Like that Paul, he is a top footballer!
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