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12 February 2007, 04:35 PM
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[/quote]She knows the score - its set in stone now - if anything falls on a wednesday its cancelled
- I do make up for it though 
That sounds nice Carla - I wouldnt know where to start cooking a full crack scran up - I can only just manage spag bol
12 February 2007, 08:42 PM
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Alright SMACS! Remember me??? Not going to read any of the 25 pages in this thread that have appeared since I last logged on.
Looks like I missed out on a run out somewhere. Nice of you to txt me and let me know it was happening!
Only messing.
I know it's my fault for not coming on here but I've been so busy with my new found social life.
So what's been happening in SMACSland since I've been away??? Anyone willing to give a brief resume?
LOL
Looks like I missed out on a run out somewhere. Nice of you to txt me and let me know it was happening!
Only messing.
I know it's my fault for not coming on here but I've been so busy with my new found social life.
So what's been happening in SMACSland since I've been away??? Anyone willing to give a brief resume?
LOL
12 February 2007, 09:15 PM
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So love is blossoming????? 
Could see that you had your hands full at the RR day (car was dirt
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All we done is drive up Snake for photos on Sunday morning for pics.
Could see that you had your hands full at the RR day (car was dirt
)All we done is drive up Snake for photos on Sunday morning for pics.
12 February 2007, 09:54 PM
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Car is now restored to it's former state of cleanliness!! Borrowed some stuff from a friend of a friend. Must buy my own stuff soon though.
Could've made Sunday too. Ended up doing burger all.
12 February 2007, 10:04 PM
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You wouldn't have come on Sunday anyway Paul
(well maybe) In bed with a new love i take it? - ya mucky pup
i want all the details at the next meet young fella and no mistake
12 February 2007, 11:09 PM
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Now this gets me thinking? we dont hear from paul for a while as he has finally found love and then richard says he has a bird (likely story
) but then all of a sudden they both appear on scoobynet together on a cold and damp monday night is it just me or do you suspact something?
) but then all of a sudden they both appear on scoobynet together on a cold and damp monday night is it just me or do you suspact something?
12 February 2007, 11:11 PM
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Shut it muppet boy, im no pete 
Hows it goin fella, i was just about to log of, seeing as its soooooooooo busy on here!
Hows it goin fella, i was just about to log of, seeing as its soooooooooo busy on here!
12 February 2007, 11:18 PM
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Was a hectic one this weekend
Think i need to lay off the booze for a few weeks, i just cant seem to get enough
Think i need to lay off the booze for a few weeks, i just cant seem to get enough
12 February 2007, 11:27 PM
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Yeah mate, its been a rather 'ahem' mad one
Started way to early on friday afternoon and it all kinda went blurred after about 10ish, i know i came home after drinking a whole bottle of champagne on my own about 3ish
Ended up doing it again on saturday and then sunday night
Think i need to cool the drinking thing for a bit
Started way to early on friday afternoon and it all kinda went blurred after about 10ish, i know i came home after drinking a whole bottle of champagne on my own about 3ish
Ended up doing it again on saturday and then sunday night
Think i need to cool the drinking thing for a bit
12 February 2007, 11:30 PM
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what and thats it???????????????? you call that a bender bloody hell ric i thought you were a hardened drinker? chambloodypaigne for christs sake what the f*ck is going on there man, beer all the way for me i,m a MAN
12 February 2007, 11:36 PM
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he,ll be on the phone giving it the old 'i wanted you to be the last person i speak to before i go to sleep' speech wont he. Can you remember your first girlfriend ric? it was magic wasnt it blowing her up each night and gently covering all her puncture holes those were the days a mate
those were the days a mate
12 February 2007, 11:39 PM
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) and drank bottles of bud when we got back to my mates, finished those (10 between the 2 of us) a couple of vodkas then i had the champagne, so thats plenty for my tiny body Then on the lash on the saturday again all day, worked a busy car clinic on the sunday, and out on the lash with loads of girls (and my missus) on the sunday too, plus im sat here drinking stella now too, so its been a boozy 1
i need a brake
12 February 2007, 11:40 PM
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he,ll be on the phone giving it the old 'i wanted you to be the last person i speak to before i go to sleep' speech wont he. Can you remember your first girlfriend ric? it was magic wasnt it blowing her up each night and gently covering all her puncture holes those were the days a mate
those were the days a mate Cheeky ******, right i'll stick a pic up then if you dont believe me
12 February 2007, 11:42 PM
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I had 2 pints of stella, 2 fosters and a bottle of corrona in the afternoon, then when straight out on the lash (at about 5.30ish) and drank beer till midnight (we even went out for a curry ) and drank bottles of bud when we got back to my mates, finished those (10 between the 2 of us) a couple of vodkas then i had the champagne, so thats plenty for my tiny body
Then on the lash on the saturday again all day, worked a busy car clinic on the sunday, and out on the lash with loads of girls (and my missus) on the sunday too, plus im sat here drinking stella now too, so its been a boozy 1
i need a brake
) and drank bottles of bud when we got back to my mates, finished those (10 between the 2 of us) a couple of vodkas then i had the champagne, so thats plenty for my tiny body Then on the lash on the saturday again all day, worked a busy car clinic on the sunday, and out on the lash with loads of girls (and my missus) on the sunday too, plus im sat here drinking stella now too, so its been a boozy 1
i need a brake
god you manchester people are so easy to wind up, mind you i think you all think you can drink like frank gallagher i,m off to bed now richard see you tomorrow mate
12 February 2007, 11:47 PM
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I only know that, cos thats what i took round there 
You know cos i 'bought' it from a shop, and you get this thing called a reciept, dont think that word is in the scouse dictionary so i suppose you wouldnt know what im on about
You know cos i 'bought' it from a shop, and you get this thing called a reciept, dont think that word is in the scouse dictionary so i suppose you wouldnt know what im on about
your alive - and your not bloody on 
13 February 2007, 12:24 AM
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to all of you who are taking the p155!! (you're only jealous)
Thanks Liz for defending me.
Justin, yes, I will be at the football if there's still space for me? (I've been granted a temporary pass for the evening LOL)
13 February 2007, 12:30 AM
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13 February 2007, 12:34 AM
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Ill leave you all with a picture of Jeremy Beadles feet
Gimmi a high five, oh, sorry should that be a high four and a half
Gimmi a high five, oh, sorry should that be a high four and a half
13 February 2007, 09:12 AM
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Alreet Gav lad, how was the holiday mate, did you spend most of your time with ur *** in the snow or did you pick it up
Sorry to hear about your dads motor mate, thieving pikey scum bags need there hands chopping off
Sorry to hear about your dads motor mate, thieving pikey scum bags need there hands chopping off