This will be tomorrow as ive got footy on wednesday and I cannot cancel that can I [/QUOTE]

Mate strongly suggest you do!!

 

Mate strongly suggest you do!![/quote]


She knows the score - its set in stone now - if anything falls on a wednesday its cancelled - I do make up for it though


That sounds nice Carla - I wouldnt know where to start cooking a full crack scran up - I can only just manage spag bol

 

Alright SMACS! Remember me??? Not going to read any of the 25 pages in this thread that have appeared since I last logged on.

Looks like I missed out on a run out somewhere. Nice of you to txt me and let me know it was happening!





Only messing.

I know it's my fault for not coming on here but I've been so busy with my new found social life.

So what's been happening in SMACSland since I've been away??? Anyone willing to give a brief resume?

LOL

 

So love is blossoming?????

Could see that you had your hands full at the RR day (car was dirt )

All we done is drive up Snake for photos on Sunday morning for pics.

 

Car is now restored to it's former state of cleanliness!! Borrowed some stuff from a friend of a friend. Must buy my own stuff soon though.

Could've made Sunday too. Ended up doing burger all.

 

You wouldn't have come on Sunday anyway Paul (well maybe)

In bed with a new love i take it? - ya mucky pup

i want all the details at the next meet young fella and no mistake

 

leave him alone lol

your like bloody vultures

 

Paul you coming to the footy

or wont she let you (sorry couldnt resist)

 

Evenin all, hows tricks guys

 

Now this gets me thinking? we dont hear from paul for a while as he has finally found love and then richard says he has a bird (likely story ) but then all of a sudden they both appear on scoobynet together on a cold and damp monday night is it just me or do you suspact something?

 

Shut it muppet boy, im no pete

Hows it goin fella, i was just about to log of, seeing as its soooooooooo busy on here!

 

Was a hectic one this weekend

Think i need to lay off the booze for a few weeks, i just cant seem to get enough

 

i,m good richard going in a min though as i,ve got FHM reading to catch up on. you have a good weekend mate?

 

Yeah mate, its been a rather 'ahem' mad one
Started way to early on friday afternoon and it all kinda went blurred after about 10ish, i know i came home after drinking a whole bottle of champagne on my own about 3ish
Ended up doing it again on saturday and then sunday night
Think i need to cool the drinking thing for a bit

 

what and thats it???????????????? you call that a bender bloody hell ric i thought you were a hardened drinker? chambloodypaigne for christs sake what the f*ck is going on there man, beer all the way for me i,m a MAN

 

Wheres paul the chimpo gone
Probably washing his bedding

 

he,ll be on the phone giving it the old 'i wanted you to be the last person i speak to before i go to sleep' speech wont he. Can you remember your first girlfriend ric? it was magic wasnt it blowing her up each night and gently covering all her puncture holes those were the days a mate

 

I had 2 pints of stella, 2 fosters and a bottle of corrona in the afternoon, then when straight out on the lash (at about 5.30ish) and drank beer till midnight (we even went out for a curry ) and drank bottles of bud when we got back to my mates, finished those (10 between the 2 of us) a couple of vodkas then i had the champagne, so thats plenty for my tiny body

Then on the lash on the saturday again all day, worked a busy car clinic on the sunday, and out on the lash with loads of girls (and my missus) on the sunday too, plus im sat here drinking stella now too, so its been a boozy 1
i need a brake

 

Cheeky ******, right i'll stick a pic up then if you dont believe me

 

well now you,ve got your memory back cos you said it wet all blury before god you manchester people are so easy to wind up, mind you i think you all think you can drink like frank gallagher

i,m off to bed now richard see you tomorrow mate

 

off richard goes to google an image and then photoshop the girl onto a picture with himself, its ok richard i still speak to pete and he,s gone to the darkside

 

I only know that, cos thats what i took round there
You know cos i 'bought' it from a shop, and you get this thing called a reciept, dont think that word is in the scouse dictionary so i suppose you wouldnt know what im on about

 

Nite nite then Mr Money Shot

 

your alive - and your not bloody on

 

to all of you who are taking the p155!!
(you're only jealous)

Thanks Liz for defending me.

Justin, yes, I will be at the football if there's still space for me? (I've been granted a temporary pass for the evening LOL)

 

A temporary pass eh, forgotton what one of them looks like
C u at footy on thursday paul
Thats if your not to tired from all the humping

 

Ill leave you all with a picture of Jeremy Beadles feet



Gimmi a high five, oh, sorry should that be a high four and a half

 

 

Morning

You lot are the biggest bunch of spammers i've ever seen. Richard only had 500 posts when i went on me hols

 

Alreet Gav lad, how was the holiday mate, did you spend most of your time with ur *** in the snow or did you pick it up

Sorry to hear about your dads motor mate, thieving pikey scum bags need there hands chopping off