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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
She will probably be passed out or too gassed out to notice who she's shaking hands with though 
Poor girl, and I t hought I had it bad every night sat next to boomarse, ha has **** seepage about every few mins
He always sits with it aimed at me too
And occasionally he will do it in his hand and throw it in my face 
It is however, funny when he farts in the hamster ball before putting the hamster in it Poor thing runs so fast to escape the stench 
Poor girl, and I t hought I had it bad every night sat next to boomarse, ha has **** seepage about every few mins
He always sits with it aimed at me too
And occasionally he will do it in his hand and throw it in my face It is however, funny when he farts in the hamster ball before putting the hamster in it
Poor thing runs so fast to escape the stench Thats just the sort of thing i would do
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Evening everyone
Just had a thought!!
Does the no smoking rule thats coming in on the 1st July also apply to the Isle of Man. As they have their own parliment and govern themselves
We were talking about it today we also wondered if the smoking law applied to
British areas like for example The falkland isles and Gibralter.
And what about no smoking in the workplace!
How would this affect people who work on oil rigs, where they can't just nip outside for a *** the other side of the road or in the car park
Just had a thought!!
Does the no smoking rule thats coming in on the 1st July also apply to the Isle of Man. As they have their own parliment and govern themselves
We were talking about it today we also wondered if the smoking law applied to
British areas like for example The falkland isles and Gibralter.
And what about no smoking in the workplace!
How would this affect people who work on oil rigs, where they can't just nip outside for a *** the other side of the road or in the car park
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
**** me, barrell of laughs in here tonight, come on people its friday night, party time
Ive been in from work for an hour, and am getting there beer wise
Back in at 9am too, but **** it, goin to be a good shift 2moro, plenty goin on, so sack it, im goin in hung over
Whats everyone else doin then eh
Ive been in from work for an hour, and am getting there beer wise
Back in at 9am too, but **** it, goin to be a good shift 2moro, plenty goin on, so sack it, im goin in hung over
Whats everyone else doin then eh
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and i have binned it on the rails
top lip and nose swollen, right eye a bit bruised
good night had by all,
even had a race with some asians in a passat 2.0T
they run out of steam at 140, we kept it on to 170, M3 power
as we slowed behind traffic the asians took to the hard shoulder
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
im not
and i have just been given 3 mill from the odn check out my nations strength riccy boy 
and i still have a mill in my bank time to start backlogging
and i have just been given 3 mill from the odn
check out my nations strength riccy boy and i still have a mill in my bank time to start backlogging
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
should of come tonight pete, was cheap aswell £25 for 2 hours with all the gear
and i have binned it on the rails
top lip and nose swollen, right eye a bit bruised
good night had by all,
even had a race with some asians in a passat 2.0T
they run out of steam at 140, we kept it on to 170, M3 power
as we slowed behind traffic the asians took to the hard shoulder
and i have binned it on the rails
top lip and nose swollen, right eye a bit bruised
good night had by all,
even had a race with some asians in a passat 2.0T
they run out of steam at 140, we kept it on to 170, M3 power
as we slowed behind traffic the asians took to the hard shoulder
i really dont want to know how cheap it was now you have come back
as for falling off...........gimp
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
your like 100 infront of me now dude
nipping at your heels tho
I cant come to yours on the BBQ day either, im working the next day early as Overtime
Feckin gutted, but there will be a next time, trust me
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right you lot of smacs soft assess, the next time we go a weeks notice will be given, weekend nights look favorable as most go there for the bars and women, which seem tobe plentyfull (super)
get yourself some decent waterproof pants and a warm top. some good socks , gloves and hat(beany),
NO EXCUSES
all those chickening out will be selected for personal insults!!!!
for the swags who don't take part, there is a BAR that overlooks the slope
get yourself some decent waterproof pants and a warm top. some good socks , gloves and hat(beany),
NO EXCUSES
all those chickening out will be selected for personal insults!!!!
for the swags who don't take part, there is a BAR that overlooks the slope
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
**** me, have i just set myself up for a public dissing
I havent boarded for 4 years
Sure it'll all come flooding back at my young age tho
SPLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I havent boarded for 4 years
Sure it'll all come flooding back at my young age tho
SPLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
.......*SMACS*...........
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
i was ahead of ric before he got his 3 mill
i still have a mill and im gonna backlog now for 10 days then i will have another 2mill plus
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Dont worry Justin, i wont batter you just yet
As pete told me the orange team is very powerfull one
Your nearly 2 weeks older than me too, so watch out mr Svs