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Old 14 May 2007, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Hey guys - I never noticed that its vanished must of expired
Dont tell me your eyes are going now too, god your body is like an oap's
Next you'll be having a hip replacement
Old 14 May 2007, 02:06 PM
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A mate of mine is an electrician and he was doin a job in a kebab house when he walked into the loo there was a big donner punch bag on its spit pole leaining against the wall,he hasnt eaten one since

Ive never liked em
Old 14 May 2007, 02:07 PM
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Yeah shes fine thanks mate, was in a right state on friday, her cars not to clever tho, goin to need some work doin to it
There goin to laugh in the body shop trying to match the paint colour

She's got one of these too, in the same colour
Old 14 May 2007, 02:07 PM
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get ur fiver out justin
Old 14 May 2007, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by jaydut
A mate of mine is an electrician and he was doin a job in a kebab house when he walked into the loo there was a big donner punch bag on its spit pole leaining against the wall,he hasnt eaten one since
It all adds to the flavor my mate

I always hanker after one when im drunk, altho ironically i not had one for ages
Old 14 May 2007, 02:10 PM
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I can just picture Justin, sat behind his desk, tired, pretending to do some work, looking like this

Old 14 May 2007, 02:11 PM
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Right, im off for a shower, then off to the post office, see you all in a bit dudes
Old 14 May 2007, 02:27 PM
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k m8 dont forget to wash behind ur ears

u still here justin
Old 14 May 2007, 02:55 PM
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I guess not Mr Kellett
Old 14 May 2007, 04:16 PM
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Huh - oh thanks guys - thats spot on that Ric

I have been doing some work you know
Old 14 May 2007, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon

I have been doing some work you know
cough *bollox* cough
Old 14 May 2007, 04:33 PM
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<<<<<<<<<<<mine is still there

probably run out in the next day or 2
Old 14 May 2007, 04:33 PM
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Save it you - well 21st my new IP will start 24mb broadband
Old 14 May 2007, 04:34 PM
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Old 14 May 2007, 04:34 PM
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I feel naked
Old 14 May 2007, 04:35 PM
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Bit more surfing then im off home

You ok Pete
Old 14 May 2007, 04:35 PM
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you look naked


thing is i dont want to give them my money again for **** all
Old 14 May 2007, 04:36 PM
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im good thanks

are you driving fully now?
Old 14 May 2007, 04:56 PM
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Old 14 May 2007, 05:05 PM
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its gone carl, never to return
Old 14 May 2007, 05:48 PM
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eve ppl
Old 14 May 2007, 06:49 PM
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evening liz
Old 14 May 2007, 07:03 PM
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Yeah drivings fine now - i just cant play footy for a while
Old 14 May 2007, 07:14 PM
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soon as you are ok we will start organising football again

so let us know when you are right
Old 14 May 2007, 08:10 PM
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Ziperty do dar whay ding dong how is everybody tonight.
Old 14 May 2007, 08:21 PM
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im fandabbydozy

evening dave
Old 14 May 2007, 08:26 PM
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Cool I best be polishing me car for the 27th then
Old 14 May 2007, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Cool I best be polishing me car for the 27th then
I will have to get chewbaccuer out of his box then the wookie ******
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the wookie ******
Old 14 May 2007, 08:45 PM
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Just been in the bath after Aileen what is it with women and candels fookin candels everywere what a load of bo..oks


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