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Old May 14, 2007 | 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Hey guys - I never noticed that its vanished must of expired
Dont tell me your eyes are going now too, god your body is like an oap's
Next you'll be having a hip replacement
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Old May 14, 2007 | 02:06 PM
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A mate of mine is an electrician and he was doin a job in a kebab house when he walked into the loo there was a big donner punch bag on its spit pole leaining against the wall,he hasnt eaten one since

Ive never liked em
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Old May 14, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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Yeah shes fine thanks mate, was in a right state on friday, her cars not to clever tho, goin to need some work doin to it
There goin to laugh in the body shop trying to match the paint colour

She's got one of these too, in the same colour
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Old May 14, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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get ur fiver out justin
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Old May 14, 2007 | 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by jaydut
A mate of mine is an electrician and he was doin a job in a kebab house when he walked into the loo there was a big donner punch bag on its spit pole leaining against the wall,he hasnt eaten one since
It all adds to the flavor my mate

I always hanker after one when im drunk, altho ironically i not had one for ages
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Old May 14, 2007 | 02:10 PM
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I can just picture Justin, sat behind his desk, tired, pretending to do some work, looking like this

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Old May 14, 2007 | 02:11 PM
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Right, im off for a shower, then off to the post office, see you all in a bit dudes
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Old May 14, 2007 | 02:27 PM
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k m8 dont forget to wash behind ur ears

u still here justin
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Old May 14, 2007 | 02:55 PM
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I guess not Mr Kellett
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Old May 14, 2007 | 04:16 PM
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Huh - oh thanks guys - thats spot on that Ric

I have been doing some work you know
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Old May 14, 2007 | 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon

I have been doing some work you know
cough *bollox* cough
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Old May 14, 2007 | 04:33 PM
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<<<<<<<<<<<mine is still there

probably run out in the next day or 2
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Old May 14, 2007 | 04:33 PM
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Save it you - well 21st my new IP will start 24mb broadband
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Old May 14, 2007 | 04:34 PM
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Old May 14, 2007 | 04:34 PM
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I feel naked
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Old May 14, 2007 | 04:35 PM
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Bit more surfing then im off home

You ok Pete
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Old May 14, 2007 | 04:35 PM
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you look naked


thing is i dont want to give them my money again for **** all
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Old May 14, 2007 | 04:36 PM
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im good thanks

are you driving fully now?
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Old May 14, 2007 | 04:56 PM
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Old May 14, 2007 | 05:05 PM
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its gone carl, never to return
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Old May 14, 2007 | 05:48 PM
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eve ppl
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Old May 14, 2007 | 06:49 PM
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evening liz
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Old May 14, 2007 | 07:03 PM
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Yeah drivings fine now - i just cant play footy for a while
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Old May 14, 2007 | 07:14 PM
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soon as you are ok we will start organising football again

so let us know when you are right
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Old May 14, 2007 | 08:10 PM
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Ziperty do dar whay ding dong how is everybody tonight.
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Old May 14, 2007 | 08:21 PM
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im fandabbydozy

evening dave
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Old May 14, 2007 | 08:26 PM
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Cool I best be polishing me car for the 27th then
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Old May 14, 2007 | 08:31 PM
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Cool I best be polishing me car for the 27th then
I will have to get chewbaccuer out of his box then the wookie ******
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Old May 14, 2007 | 08:36 PM
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the wookie ******
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Old May 14, 2007 | 08:45 PM
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Just been in the bath after Aileen what is it with women and candels fookin candels everywere what a load of bo..oks
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