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28 April 2007, 11:37 PM
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i've got a good alan ball joke but not sure how you mancs would take it, especially as yuor renown for your lack of humour
28 April 2007, 11:39 PM
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28 April 2007, 11:44 PM
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David Beckham has been asked to look after the funeral arrangements for Alan ***** funeral, when asked at the press conference as to why David was doing this posh replied "well he's a dead ball specialist isn't he"
28 April 2007, 11:50 PM
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liverpool has now banned groups of lads more than 8 from going into the clubs, we had effing murder about this last night' couldnt believe it that you cant have a bevvie in your own home town. rip off gits tried to charge you to get into pubs as well, we were fuming since when do you have to pay to get into a pub!!!!!! good night though ended up in a casino till gone 4 o'clock
28 April 2007, 11:51 PM
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the men i work for at the skip firm, !
are 2 brothers, the eldest edward, when he was a child used to go swimming with alan ***** kids, he would phone there mum and ask if edward would want to go, !!!!!!!!!!!!
was talking about this on friday night, not many know about such things, he was born in farnworth, and for years ,even after the 66 world cup, lived opposite the "**** hotel" in worsley, where he used to have a regular few beers
28 April 2007, 11:53 PM
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as it happens !!!
the men i work for at the skip firm, !
are 2 brothers, the eldest edward, when he was a child used to go swimming with alan ***** kids, he would phone there mum and ask if edward would want to go, !!!!!!!!!!!!
was talking about this on friday night, not many know about such things, he was born in farnworth, and for years ,even after the 66 world cup, lived opposite the "**** hotel" in worsley, where he used to have a regular few beers
the men i work for at the skip firm, !
are 2 brothers, the eldest edward, when he was a child used to go swimming with alan ***** kids, he would phone there mum and ask if edward would want to go, !!!!!!!!!!!!
was talking about this on friday night, not many know about such things, he was born in farnworth, and for years ,even after the 66 world cup, lived opposite the "**** hotel" in worsley, where he used to have a regular few beers
the '**** hotel'
i love things like that. there is a pub by anfield and its called the 'cockwell'. the owner went away on holiday and the regulars paid alocal sign writer to add 'inn' to the end of it. it always makes me laugh
28 April 2007, 11:55 PM
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i used to know a girl when i were a lad that had 'mecock' as her surname. and then in my last job there was a lad called 'john allcock' imagine them 2 getting together
imagine them 2 getting together
29 April 2007, 12:00 AM
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29 April 2007, 12:03 AM
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29 April 2007, 12:04 AM
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29 April 2007, 12:05 AM
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ive got loads of college work i should be doing but i just cant be arsed. i'll do it tomorrow when i have been shopping cos then i will have loads of junk food to stuff in my little petite frame
29 April 2007, 12:06 AM
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to the lot of you 
29 April 2007, 12:07 AM
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its my turn for the night feeds tonight, really looking forward to getting up at about 4 o'clock although im sure if i was to come on here either ric or justin fletcher would be on
29 April 2007, 12:08 AM
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29 April 2007, 12:08 AM
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petite
lets have a look at that bit then
i'll get stressy to get a photo for the smacs gallery
29 April 2007, 12:09 AM
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29 April 2007, 12:09 AM
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