i've got a good alan ball joke but not sure how you mancs would take it, especially as yuor renown for your lack of humour

 

could be green flag

 

GO FOR IT STE

 

Coooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnn

 

David Beckham has been asked to look after the funeral arrangements for Alan ***** funeral, when asked at the press conference as to why David was doing this posh replied "well he's a dead ball specialist isn't he"

 

 

HAVE YOU TOOK YOUR MEDICATION TODAY HOWIE?

 

MMMMMMMM tumble weeds i here

 

liverpool has now banned groups of lads more than 8 from going into the clubs, we had effing murder about this last night' couldnt believe it that you cant have a bevvie in your own home town. rip off gits tried to charge you to get into pubs as well, we were fuming since when do you have to pay to get into a pub!!!!!! good night though ended up in a casino till gone 4 o'clock

 

as it happens !!!

the men i work for at the skip firm, !
are 2 brothers, the eldest edward, when he was a child used to go swimming with alan ***** kids, he would phone there mum and ask if edward would want to go, !!!!!!!!!!!!
was talking about this on friday night, not many know about such things, he was born in farnworth, and for years ,even after the 66 world cup, lived opposite the "**** hotel" in worsley, where he used to have a regular few beers

 

Right i am off to bed i am bollockest

 

the '**** hotel' i love things like that. there is a pub by anfield and its called the 'cockwell'. the owner went away on holiday and the regulars paid alocal sign writer to add 'inn' to the end of it. it always makes me laugh

 

night mate

 

i used to know a girl when i were a lad that had 'mecock' as her surname. and then in my last job there was a lad called 'john allcock' imagine them 2 getting together

 

i'd hate to have a silly surname

 

ste's on the money











were on the wine

 

stephen

you are a full time complete tw*t,

 

how about carlisle

what can you make of that mr money

 

carlisle? sounds a bit gay to me that mate, who's called that then

 

WAHAY its adam, good evening sir how you doing? is jenni allowed on to play?

 

ive got loads of college work i should be doing but i just cant be arsed. i'll do it tomorrow when i have been shopping cos then i will have loads of junk food to stuff in my little petite frame

 

after today i doubt she would

 

to the lot of you




I'm fine, no, not allowed to play, must drink more wine



justy popin on here wehn I hfave a cig

 

its my turn for the night feeds tonight, really looking forward to getting up at about 4 o'clock although im sure if i was to come on here either ric or justin fletcher would be on

 

Jenni says

 

bloody hell its pete. hello pete how you doing my old mate? whats jenni done this time?

 

petite
lets have a look at that bit then
i'll get stressy to get a photo for the smacs gallery

 

 

ciggies are a terrible drug and will stop things from working properly

how come your not drinking proper stuff like BEER?

 

its not what she has done, more of what her team didnt do