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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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hi paulimnotonhereunlessmybirdletsmeorisinworksoicans neakonwithoutherknowingohandnowimnotalongtomeetsor driveswithouthereitherthejambo

how you doing fella?
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:45 PM
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Are you gonna stand for that Pete??
well if he weants to make something of it he wont be standing for it cos i,ll knock him out
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:46 PM
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hi paulimnotonhereunlessmybirdletsmeorisinworksoicans neakonwithoutherknowingohandnowimnotalongtomeetsor driveswithouthereitherthejambo

how you doing fella?

nothing...........cos when he pulls names like that out of the bag it cracks me up
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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well if he weants to make something of it he wont be standing for it cos i,ll knock him out

says you, who lost the arm wrestling match
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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since they told me before i was led to believe that it was only the bumper that had to go on
this is sounding more and more like a certain other member of smacs experiance with this garage, didnt he end up with a bill for work that was not supposed to be done? you,ll get hit with a bill now for extra storage or something
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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hi paulimnotonhereunlessmybirdletsmeorisinworksoicans neakonwithoutherknowingohandnowimnotalongtomeetsor driveswithouthereitherthejambo

how you doing fella?
**** me!! Took me ages to read that but to you!!

This will be the first run out I've been around for (or sober enough to drive) since we met and with her working night shifts it's difficult for her to get to the monthly meets.
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says you, who lost the arm wrestling match
we never had this event because you pm,d me askin me to try and ignore it due to you having table tennis elbow or something like that
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:49 PM
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no i wont i have a piece of paper from them with a fixed price and i wont be paying over that amount
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
table tennis elbow or something like that

quality
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**** me!! Took me ages to read that but to you!!

This will be the first run out I've been around for (or sober enough to drive) since we met and with her working night shifts it's difficult for her to get to the monthly meets.
she works nights ???

now the question is do i push this some more and find how far i can push paul or do i leave it cos as he said on another thread, she is now misspaulthejambo
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:50 PM
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we never had this event because you pm,d me askin me to try and ignore it due to you having table tennis elbow or something like that

dont talk crap, somebody metioned it to you and you ran out of the pub
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So Ste, how many nappies have you changed so far? Or are you letting the wife do all the mucky stuff?
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:51 PM
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she works nights ???

now the question is do i push this some more and find how far i can push paul or do i leave it cos as he said on another thread, she is now misspaulthejambo


shouldnt it be miss jambo?
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
she works nights ???

now the question is do i push this some more and find how far i can push paul or do i leave it cos as he said on another thread, she is now misspaulthejambo

What have I let myself in for??
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
no i wont i have a piece of paper from them with a fixed price and i wont be paying over that amount
A piece of paper? what like a little post it note

dear pete
we promise to have you car finished in a week and for a price of £100


and then you go back to the garage an the little post it has changed to

dear smacs mug
we will try and fix your car for sometime this year for a price that comes to mind at the time
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Originally Posted by pete higham
shouldnt it be miss jambo?
Could be if it bothers you. I was at work so just made something up (copied Carla tbh) before the boss came back in from his cig break.
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
So Ste, how many nappies have you changed so far? Or are you letting the wife do all the mucky stuff?

i,lve changed loads paul its not as bad as you think really. i,m waiting for him to wake fr his next feed at 10 and then his next after that is 1 and so on every 3 hours, i never got to sleep till 5 this mornin but its all good fun and i wouldnt change it and certainly wont moan about it
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Originally Posted by pete higham
dont talk crap, somebody metioned it to you and you ran out of the pub
you see you really do talk crap and in that statement above it has been proven. people who know me or have seen me certainly know that i aint 'run' anywhere for years, in fact i dont think i,ve ever run unless you count running as one of those little runs you do when your rushing for the bus and it goes off without you but you try and pretend that you never wanted to get on it anyway
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how do you get those little smilies on the screen ric? the ones that sn have are crap an really need up dating
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where have you all gone?
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i,lve changed loads paul its not as bad as you think really. i,m waiting for him to wake fr his next feed at 10 and then his next after that is 1 and so on every 3 hours, i never got to sleep till 5 this mornin but its all good fun and i wouldnt change it and certainly wont moan about it

Have to admit that a few years ago, the thought of a MiniMe scared the cr4p out of me. There's no way I'm ready for one now, but it's definitely something I want for the future. Need to get settled in a decent job etc etc so i can afford a house of my own etc etc.
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right if your not back here soon i,m going to the autotrader website to try and find the wife a new car
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how do you get those little smilies on the screen ric? the ones that sn have are crap an really need up dating


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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 10:02 PM
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Have to admit that a few years ago, the thought of a MiniMe scared the cr4p out of me. There's no way I'm ready for one now, but it's definitely something I want for the future. Need to get settled in a decent job etc etc so i can afford a house of my own etc etc.
bloody hell paul so i gather the bird that you met on that web site really is the one then
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welcome back pete
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