Just bought the CIA wonder and maxed my spies out to 800

 

Yes I know that

What I want to know is how they calculate this figure as fuel benefit is usually calculated on emmissions of the company car - but you won't have a company car so how did they get to this figure?

Is it the expected private fuel cost over and above the business mileage at your marginal rate of tax, being either 20% or 40%?

 

ive had a 14 hour day so this makes no sense

I will get you the drink anyway

Have asked if I can use the fuel card to cover 2 of my cars (assuming I own 2)

 

What do you mean you don't understand it

On the face of it the fuel card does look the better option as long as its totally unrestricted

Might not make next week's meet so will have to wait until September for that drink

 

A up Howard, It your best mate Lewis Hamilton

 

 

My *** may be dragging on the floor, but you still have shamless chicken legs Mr Moneys

Do they have sun in Liverpool or is it just sunbed lights


Get ur FINE *** to the meet Thursday, we can have a nipple gripple contest
Im sure Pete will be there early oiling up his nips in preparation

 

evening, been married 4 years today

 

HAhaahahh

Sweet mate 4 years

 

hang on, why the **** are u not upstairs playing hide the bone then????

Come on lad, get up them stairs and get busy

 

U gonna come to the meet next week ?????

 

BUMHOLES

 

 

Ste, you'd better not be upstairs begging for some poon-tang

 

bollocks to that mate, thats why i married her, to stop the bone hiding

 

Right wll, im gonna sip my beer, and listen to more toons in peace

 

yes hopefully, unless something pop up

 

no i was looking at some new glasses im getting for my bike

 

hows the property empire going mate?

 

oh ye baby

 

Nice one Ste - bloody good going in this day and age.
You out somewhere nice this weekend then?

 

 

nope mate, she is out on friday with her mate, were past all that going out for romantic meals sh1te. thats how we are still married, we dont see each other

 

its like alzheimers, meeting a new woman everyday

 

makes a change the sun being out - today is looking nice for once

 

yep glorious here, yesterday was the worst driving conditions I have ever experienced on the M62 around huddersfield area, so much standing water, I aquaplaned a few times

scared me it did, thats the problem I suppose with lowered cars

 

filter and oil change today, then whilst under the car I noticed the 2 front tyres were down to canvas on the inside trim

to make matters worse I havent got the security wheel nut adaptor either

 

luckily quick fit came to my rescue they managed to get the security nuts off (luckily they were similar to a socket set type head, so 2 new bridgestones later (and £370+ lighter) I was on my merry way, got some new locking nuts as well

 

luckily my back tyres are okay for now

 

think next time I need new tyres I will just get a set of new wheels with tyres from halfords and sell my old wheels, will be a lot cheaper