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Jul 27, 2009 | 10:23 PM
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you can take me out aswell
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:24 PM
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chill factor is brilliant
Only go for nandos though
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:24 PM
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corner
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:24 PM
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pete higham
you can take me out aswell
no probs, as I dont know where im going can I follow????
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:25 PM
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jaytc2003
im going the next smacs meet so if your going I will take you out for a blast in it
I will be indeed mate, why are you defo goin to go
That would be SWEEEEET
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:25 PM
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jaytc2003
chill factor is brilliant
Only go for nandos though
in your own words.......its because he is a bit of a porker
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:26 PM
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jaytc2003
no probs, as I dont know where im going can I follow????
i will drive
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:27 PM
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speedymonkey
I will be indeed mate, why are you defo goin to go
That would be SWEEEEET
yep defo going this time (now I have a decent car
) told the ball and chain im off out
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:27 PM
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speedymonkey
I will be indeed mate, why are you defo goin to go
That would be SWEEEEET
the big question is???? are YOU gonna be there?
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:27 PM
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pete higham
i will drive
yep you drive your car I will drive mine
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:27 PM
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yep defo going this time (now I have a decent car
) told the ball and chain im off out
thats it jay, put your foot down
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:28 PM
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pete higham
motty, is that the same **** you tried getting me to eat at the meet?
Nah mate, thats the ***** stuff, mines the shizzle nizzle
Or should that be the dogs ****
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:28 PM
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jaytc2003
yep you drive your car I will drive mine
and i would still beat you
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:28 PM
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pete higham
thats it jay, put your foot down
foot down but now bleeding due to ingrowing toenail
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:29 PM
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speedymonkey
you find some random ****
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:30 PM
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pete higham
and i would still beat you
yep
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:31 PM
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foot down but now bleeding due to ingrowing toenail
ooohhh painful
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:31 PM
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speedymonkey
not even going to ask what you search for to get pics like that
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:31 PM
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pete higham
the big question is???? are YOU gonna be there?
I will indeed mate
Not been for a shamless while, i hope chris will be in his leather trousers to spank my botty
Did i just say that out loud
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:32 PM
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yep
till you go past me when i embed my car into a hedge
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:32 PM
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pete higham
ooohhh painful
diy surgery is the way forward
pair of junior scissors, jewellers screwdriver, right down the base and bend out, hurts like hell for a few days but gives weeks of pain relief. Only thing Is I have puss coming out of it
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:33 PM
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speedymonkey
and quoted
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:33 PM
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jaytc2003
not even going to ask what you search for to get pics like that
I can post more you filthy swine, i know you love it
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:34 PM
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pete higham
till you go past me when i embed my car into a hedge
i drive mine like a *****, get approx 300 miles to the tank of tesco 99
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:34 PM
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it was much better coming on in the mornings to see what a drunken monkey had posted
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:35 PM
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jaytc2003
i drive mine like a *****, get approx 300 miles to the tank of tesco 99
ffs it sounds like justin all over again!!
wtf have you got 400bhp for then?
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:36 PM
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ahhh the drunken monkey ramblings
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:36 PM
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ffs it sounds like justin all over again!!
i havent got 400, its 399.5 at 21 degrees temp
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:37 PM
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i used to abuse my scoob
doughnuts, powerslides the lot it was awesome
Jul 27, 2009 | 10:38 PM
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where has the monkey gone?
) told the ball and chain im off out 
