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Old Jul 24, 2009 | 10:31 PM
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Old Jul 24, 2009 | 11:16 PM
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 09:25 AM
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i have had my uranium trade drop out on my salford nation
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 09:27 AM
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i have got a right ******* banging head this morning

i must admit i was a bit pissed last night its your fault justin!!
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 12:43 PM
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Ive just had a almighty crap

Glad I did my painting yesterday as its pissing it down
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i have had my uranium trade drop out on my salford nation
Its pants I had 2 trades drop recently ive only just sorted them out - sparta want me to war with some trator dude but they can **** off

another fookin tech trader has been deleted after I give them 3 mill thats the 3rd time now
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 05:38 PM
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Its pants I had 2 trades drop recently ive only just sorted them out - sparta want me to war with some trator dude but they can **** off

another fookin tech trader has been deleted after I give them 3 mill thats the 3rd time now
getting reliable sellers is a pain at the moment
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 05:53 PM
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getting reliable trades is a joke at the moment
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 10:09 PM
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 11:07 PM
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 11:08 PM
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zonked out looking for holidays, feckin well expensive in august
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 11:09 PM
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im off up in 5 and a bit hours
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 12:04 AM
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i fancy ibiza next year, its supposed to be great for families
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 08:08 AM
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i fancy ibiza next year, its supposed to be great for families
mrs is interested this year for Ibiza, it is very expensive at the moment though
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 08:11 AM
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scoobyfastfordsiwhowantedawr1butgotafocus instead, may I pick your financial brains please?

With work as I am travelling I have been given the following options.

1 A monthly travel allowance paid via expenses. Your mileage will increase by 63 miles per day, using the Company rate of 22p per mile this equates to a monthly travel allowance of £557.04. As this will be paid via expenses it will be tax free. (On current expenses I get just under £700 for 10 days)

2 We can issue a Fuel Card for the duration of the contract. This can be used for all personal and all work mileage and all costs are met by the Company. This option is taxable and equates to an approximate cost to you of £90 per month.

3 We could organise a Hire Car for you however this would be a taxable benefit.

What is the best option there? I personally think that it is the fuel card?? I would buy a cheaper car and use that to travel to and from work to save on my mileage, and then let the company fill my evo up for me

If you answer wisely I will get you a drink at the smacs meet

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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 08:19 AM
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How many miles per working day will you be doing Jay?
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 08:43 AM
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flip that was quick, I will be doing 153 miles per day. Currently my expenses are paid at 40p per mile so I get £61.20 per day so if it drops to 22 p per mile as per above it means if I use my evo I will only get back what i put in (slightly more) whereas at the moment its costing me about £20 - £25 per day so im making a tidy profit (although adding mileage onto my car which luckily at present is low)
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 10:40 AM
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just drive your fooking car for ***** sake, if your mileage goes up ask pete if one of his neighbours will clock it for you. its a fooking car that is meant to be driven so fooking drive the thing and stop worrying about mileage/cleaning it
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
just drive your fooking car for ***** sake, if your mileage goes up ask pete if one of his neighbours will clock it for you. its a fooking car that is meant to be driven so fooking drive the thing and stop worrying about mileage/cleaning it
over 1000 miles every 2 weeks for 6 months is a lot of mileage.

Need to clean it tonigh and wax it
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 03:20 PM
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Arrr no ****** will trade with me in tourniment edition

My missus has jacked in work now and finished a week early as 2 people have swine flue (confirmend cases) no way is she going in her boss was a co-ck and was only arsed about them being busy
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 03:36 PM
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Arrr no ****** will trade with me in tourniment edition

My missus has jacked in work now and finished a week early as 2 people have swine flue (confirmend cases) no way is she going in her boss was a co-ck and was only arsed about them being busy
2 people where my mrs work as well were sent home last week as they had it confirmed. They sent out the preggers women and unwell people home, although they havent actually said who has the swine flu
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
flip that was quick, I will be doing 153 miles per day. Currently my expenses are paid at 40p per mile so I get £61.20 per day so if it drops to 22 p per mile as per above it means if I use my evo I will only get back what i put in (slightly more) whereas at the moment its costing me about £20 - £25 per day so im making a tidy profit (although adding mileage onto my car which luckily at present is low)
Why is it going down to 22p from 40p Jay?

Also what is the extra 63 miles per day they are referring to?

Also on the fuel card do you know how they get to £90?

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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 05:31 PM
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think the 63 miles is each way
The 22p is standard expenses rate if it is part of your contract, im currently getting the 40p as its not part of my existing contract so I get it at a higher rate, (however after certain annual mileage it does drop anyway)
Dont know where they get the £90 from for the fuel card, is that something that there shouldnt be a charge for?

So far fastfordwantedawr1eventhoughtheyaregheyincolour you are earning your right to a drink
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 05:32 PM
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Yeah stop talking pap on here as its foe important cybernations talk only
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 05:47 PM
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Yeah stop talking pap on here as its foe important cybernations talk only
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 05:48 PM
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i may setup another nation at work. One of the IT guys im working with has a different proxy server so he can get on any site
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 05:49 PM
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got my new insurance today £1136 best I could do with all the mods covered on a like for like replacement
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 05:49 PM
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I like pies
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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 06:00 PM
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I like pies

i can tell from your photos
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