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Old 01 May 2009, 07:01 AM
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got a busy day ahead of me, well that is until the rain comes along
Old 01 May 2009, 07:03 AM
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saw an intersting stat yesterday, apparantly 36k die of the 'normal' flu in america each yearhow come there is no panic bout that. oh an i looked at my flights to mexico and i dont go to mexico city, i go to 2 places in america and then straight to chihauhau
Old 01 May 2009, 07:04 AM
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at least we'll get some piece on quiet on here for a few days, jay is on his holidaysthank the fooking lord for that
Old 01 May 2009, 01:00 PM
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Wish I was going away this year only place im going is 2 days away in cheltinam (spelling) in a holiday inn place
Old 01 May 2009, 02:20 PM
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have a look at chihauhau justin, it aint exactly a holiday resort, our kid says that every now an then the yshut the place cos there is too many killings happenin bit like Salford
Old 01 May 2009, 04:17 PM
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Old 01 May 2009, 06:52 PM
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Is it just me or have I never heard of it
Old 01 May 2009, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Is it just me or have I never heard of it

not a lot of people have, just think of the small dogs
Old 01 May 2009, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Wish I was going away this year only place im going is 2 days away in cheltinam (spelling) in a holiday inn place

i hopefully should be going to rome
Old 02 May 2009, 10:10 AM
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the thing i found with rome is that all the buildings are ruins, you think with all the tourists they get that they'd spend some money an do the place up a bit
Old 02 May 2009, 10:38 AM
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Old 02 May 2009, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
the thing i found with rome is that all the buildings are ruins, you think with all the tourists they get that they'd spend some money an do the place up a bit

yeh , its a bit of a building site init ste and if it aint in ruins its full of graffiti !!!couldn't believe how much there was of it !!! loads and loads of "pete was ere" and "manu 4ever" !! on every fookin surface
Old 03 May 2009, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i hopefully should be going to rome


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About 20 days ago, just before things started to get tense, I decided to get an economic wonder instead of an SDI. My reasoning for this was as follows: An SDI doesn't prevent me from getting nuked - an attacking nation can just keep sending them until one gets through, so what's the point?

Well, I have now learned what the point is.

In my recent war, my opponent and I were each in several wars - he had an SDI and I did not. On our first exchange, it took 5 nukes for me to get one through, he got me on the first try. So, we're both in nuke anarchy but let's look at the economics:

1. I shot my 5 most expensive nukes, at a cost of about $8M, he shot his $2M nuke
2. At this rate against two nuke opponents, I have enough for 3-4 more exchanges max, my opponents can each hit me 20 times
3. I am forced to nuke them every 4 days or so to keep them in anarchy, they can hit me every day - I lose 4X the tech and infra of my opponents

These economics mean that a smaller nation with an SDI can beat a much larger nation without one; even if the smaller nation is in several wars.

Lesson: follow the Sparta guidelines, get an SDI.

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Old 03 May 2009, 10:48 AM
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i know what they do! i do read war guides and wonder guides!

that what you have quoted doesnt happen most of the time tho, that is highlighting the extreme way of it punishing you, however i have heard a lot of the opposite happening

anyway one of the reasons was i didnt want to buy it at the time was i didnt want to wipe 75 mill from my warchest

i now have most of the economic wonders available to me so im going military now i have grown over 8,200 ns in the last month and jumped over 1200 places

i now have 6 nukes too
Old 03 May 2009, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i know what they do! i do read war guides and wonder guides!

that what you have quoted doesnt happen most of the time tho, that is highlighting the extreme way of it punishing you, however i have heard a lot of the opposite happening

anyway one of the reasons was i didnt want to buy it at the time was i didnt want to wipe 75 mill from my warchest

i now have most of the economic wonders available to me so im going military now i have grown over 8,200 ns in the last month and jumped over 1200 places

i now have 6 nukes too
sweet dont forget your spies

lol were still at war with NPO and one guy in peace mode has over 1 billion warchest

they want me to fight but im ignoring the orders for now
Old 03 May 2009, 11:29 AM
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i maxed my spies out the day i started buying nukes

i have heard a couple of people who are kicking about with a billion warchests (odn are fighting one or 2)

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im thinking of changing my car
Old 03 May 2009, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im thinking of changing my car
ooo what to?
Old 03 May 2009, 11:05 PM
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MR2 mk3

similar to this

Old 03 May 2009, 11:10 PM
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before you all start!!

i dont care about the hairdresser image and whatever other image you lot have for these cars

i want a rear wheel drive 2 seater mid engined car and this is a better option than a mx5 (which has a worse image)
Old 03 May 2009, 11:19 PM
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Old 04 May 2009, 01:53 AM
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i aint going to rip the back out of yo pete. how bout a boxter though? ps i pissed
Old 04 May 2009, 08:58 AM
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i would be bothered that that boxter would be a lot more expensive to run plus i would cringe going into porsche for a service bill
Old 04 May 2009, 09:00 AM
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dunno where i will be able to fit a 6 foot level tho

cut it in half
Old 04 May 2009, 05:53 PM
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28th March I was last on here.
Old 04 May 2009, 05:54 PM
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What have I missed??
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A mate of mine has a Toyota Corolla Tsport (or whatever it is called). Pretty mundane up to about 6000rpm, then the variable valve thingy cuts in and all hell breaks loose. Well, for another 2000rpm at least.

Sounds good on full throttle even with the original manifold and exhaust so imagine what it'd be like with after-market stuff.
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Please Pete dont




Get a porker though

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FIRE UP THE QUATTRO


starting NOW BBC1:luxhe llo::luxhe llo:
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