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Old 10 February 2009, 11:37 PM
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oh god, when they empty the toilets in the army they just burn all the stuff, apparantly the camp then stinks of the **** all day
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nice top of the page there, goodbye an good night people
Old 11 February 2009, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
heated seats are the future



help with back pain as well
Old 11 February 2009, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
oh god, when they empty the toilets in the army they just burn all the stuff, apparantly the camp then stinks of the **** all day
should drop it on the enemy, then watch the s h i t hit the fan
Old 11 February 2009, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Just coz you are getting a Ford don't think you can park with the ST boys Mr Cougar
already a member on the stowners forum (besides the car I want has an st200 conversion on the engine)



Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Isn't it just a Probe for the noughties
good job the car I want is a 99 model then isnt it
Old 11 February 2009, 08:43 AM
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Fair do's

Morning BTW

Did anyone hear The KLF Justified and Ancient on Johnnie Walker Radio 2 this morning after the 8am news - bet no one would have predicted that back in '91

'They said Tammy stand by the JAMMS'

Don't write lyrics like that anymore
Old 11 February 2009, 09:24 AM
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Old 11 February 2009, 10:10 AM
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what is this "Radio 2" that you speak of
Old 11 February 2009, 10:11 AM
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Old 11 February 2009, 10:12 AM
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im feckin shattered was up at 3 and couldnt get back to sleep
Old 11 February 2009, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
what is this "Radio 2" that you speak of
Better than that fat t w a t Chris 'I'm everyone's best mate' Moyles and so called 'Comedy' Dave
Old 11 February 2009, 11:40 AM
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comedy dave was funny this morning
they were doing something about mr t, and comedy dave said whats mr t's favourite yoghurt?

The answer is petit filous

pity the fool!

genius
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is usualy pea wet though
Old 11 February 2009, 12:48 PM
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Oxtail soup with 2 toast today for dinner and a bottle of Frijj milkshake
Old 11 February 2009, 01:05 PM
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just had my lunch
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bowl of cornflakes and a nice cup of tea
Old 11 February 2009, 01:06 PM
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im feckin bored
Old 11 February 2009, 03:52 PM
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Been told to be on hight alert as war could be on the cards not sure why could be bollocks really
Old 11 February 2009, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Been told to be on hight alert as war could be on the cards not sure why could be bollocks really

we was told a while ago
Old 11 February 2009, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
we was told a while ago
Yeah there was something mentioned ages ago but this is the first time they have said keep your eye out any idea whats going on?
Old 11 February 2009, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Yeah there was something mentioned ages ago but this is the first time they have said keep your eye out any idea whats going on?

i havent got a clue mate

i do have 220 mil saved tho
Old 11 February 2009, 11:21 PM
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good evening people
Old 12 February 2009, 09:38 AM
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morning all
Old 12 February 2009, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Been told to be on hight alert as war could be on the cards not sure why could be bollocks really
likelyhood is high, also likely to be nuclear

Be the same thing thats been stewing for weeks and weeks, think someone has been naughty and someone else doesnt like it
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i havent got a clue mate

i do have 220 mil saved tho
bugger, ive only got about 40 mill and 20 mill respectively
Old 12 February 2009, 09:42 AM
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and if I get a pentagon it will be about 10 mill and 20 mill
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mind you, I dont need to get a lot of military as I kitted out weeks ago when I first heard
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bumped my tech up on both to over 500 each, got myself some nice aircraft
Old 12 February 2009, 09:45 AM
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saw another cougar last night in autotrader for sale, looks quite nice and localish as well
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Auto Trader UK - FORD COUGAR 2.5 V6 24V 3dr Coupe


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