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Old 02 November 2008, 01:36 AM
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youve broken the page

Could do with some loweys TBH now
Old 02 November 2008, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
SCOUSEMONEYSTHECHAVDRIVINGCALLYPOWEREDWIGANPOOLY



forgot to add

2003







french loving ****

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Old 02 November 2008, 03:42 PM
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this page is well screwed
Old 02 November 2008, 04:26 PM
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if you wouldnt of quoted howards post it would be fine
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
if you wouldnt of quoted howards post it would be fine
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LEWIS HAMILTON

2008 Formula 1 Champion

Congrats on a deserved Championship
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
LEWIS HAMILTON

2008 Formula 1 Champion

Congrats on a deserved Championship


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taxi to the pub £5
pint of lager £2.50
Kebab £3.00
the look on the ferrari crew when they realised Hamilton was champ £ priceless




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Old 02 November 2008, 11:43 PM
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Old 03 November 2008, 08:10 AM
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morning all
Old 03 November 2008, 09:57 AM
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Morning im tired

car is spanking clean - going to use my new car vax soon to wash the inside - I tested it on her mats come up clean as **** the water was black just off 2 mats
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i need to vax my boot once I have emptied it and hoovered it.
Old 03 November 2008, 11:26 AM
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but cant be @rsed
Old 03 November 2008, 12:11 PM
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Because your a lazy ******

jay edit your quoted post so it puts the sreen back to normal
Old 03 November 2008, 01:37 PM
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What the **** is going on with this screen???
Old 03 November 2008, 01:38 PM
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The reply box is all skewed to one side too.
Old 03 November 2008, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Because your a lazy ******

jay edit your quoted post so it puts the sreen back to normal
EDITED **
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
EDITED **
Nice one!!
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Managed to wash the van, the vectra and the sti in between the showers yesterday. Couldn't vac the insides though as the rain and the vac don't get on well.
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dont know what you mean PTJ
Old 03 November 2008, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Managed to wash the van, the vectra and the sti in between the showers yesterday. Couldn't vac the insides though as the rain and the vac don't get on well.
how did you get on with the viewing of the sti last week?
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i really should empty my boot of all the tools. Think I have enough in there to rebuild an engine should I need to
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if I do that though, then I need to rearrange some more stuff in the garage and I couldnt be @rsed
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think I may rebuild a laptop tonight
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got very very very bad wind today
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think it is the chicken vindaloo from saturday
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and the alcohol yesterday
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and the protein shakes
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why is it when you f@rt in the office, literally as it is just doing its finally note does a woman walk in/round


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