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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 01:25 PM
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 01:58 PM
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 01:59 PM
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see the infraction police have been out
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 02:00 PM
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wonder if boiledshrimp is mr paulthejambo

one signs off and within minutes the other signs on
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 02:01 PM
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 02:05 PM
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**** off.
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 02:08 PM
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Anyone with half a brain could open a new tab and log in to both accounts at the same time.

And for the record, I never logged out. I was reading Amita - the home of witty banter and Cybernation free (for the minute).
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 02:08 PM
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Jay an example of asmall attack but big damage

the guy had about 1000 men and 200 tanks left as he got nuked of someone and it recalled his deployed men home so I deployed 3000 and 100 tanks this gave me about a 80% win in my favour so agressive attack after that I agressive attacked him again as it was 90% win and bingo now hes got no money so I hardly stole anything but if he had lots of cash it would of took up a mill off him per victory

To: King of Hearts From: Justin666 Date: 8/16/2008 6:33:59 AM

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Message: You have been attacked by Justin666. You lost 257 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 365 soldiers and 17 tanks. Their forces razed 41.569 miles of your land, stole 7.648 technology, and destroyed 30.592 infrastructure. Their forces looted $8,658.99 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: King of Hearts From: Justin666 Date: 8/16/2008 6:34:34 AM

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Message: You have been attacked by Justin666. You lost 140 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 488 soldiers and 51 tanks. Their forces razed 39.045 miles of your land, stole 7.652 technology, and destroyed 30.607 infrastructure. Their forces looted $29,700.34 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 02:09 PM
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People thought I was Mrs Brady for a while too.

Was proven otherwise though.
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 03:12 PM
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People thought I was Mrs Brady for a while too.

Was proven otherwise though.
isnt the chief mrs brady? (well some days anyway )
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 03:13 PM
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one of them 12 wheeler cranes had gone over this morning on the m60 near denton roundabout.

Apparently it had gone up the embankment and overturned
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 03:31 PM
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afternoon
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 03:34 PM
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i go on 3 shifts next month, an that means a rise oh yes baby
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 04:04 PM
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what shifts ste?
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 04:24 PM
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3 shifts, earlies lates and nights, i love shifts, these ones will not only bring in more spondoodly but they will also allow more time with the family, im going to work in the paint floor in work next month
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 04:26 PM
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some kn0b has just asked if id take 8k for my car, i told him if he found one the same year spec and condition for 8k then id buy it for him. why o why do they even bother to ask such stupid questions
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by boiledshrimpnbutter

goodbye ***
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
some kn0b has just asked if id take 8k for my car, i told him if he found one the same year spec and condition for 8k then id buy it for him. why o why do they even bother to ask such stupid questions
should have asked him what its advertised for, when he answered you then reply "thank **** for that, I thought I put the wrong price in the advert"

then politely tell him to **** off
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 09:08 PM
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My friends got a lovely Jag XJ6 up for sale on Fleabay, only wants £850 for it yet all the numptys are e-mailing him offering him 400 quid.

These t**ts must think people are stupid, desperate or both.
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 09:55 PM
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it will sell its just a case of when not if
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 10:19 PM
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all this game talk is killing this thread, it really is boring now, come on move on, its like on amita everyone feels the need to sell things on every thread. im bored of it all, move on or were over
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 10:21 PM
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big brother is more interesting than that stupid game
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 10:21 PM
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be happy for once in your lives
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 10:22 PM
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chelsea looked very good yesterday
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 10:23 PM
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i never saw the arsenal game so i dont know bout them, us an man utd looked slow to be get going
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 10:25 PM
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bank holiday this weekend
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 10:26 PM
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all this game talk is killing this thread, it really is boring now, come on move on, its like on amita everyone feels the need to sell things on every thread. im bored of it all, move on or were over


see ya then
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 10:26 PM
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mathew street festival
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Old Aug 18, 2008 | 10:28 PM
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i never saw the arsenal game so i dont know bout them, us an man utd looked slow to be get going

they more or less marked us out of the game to be fair if newcastle play like that away from home most of the season they will pick up a fair few points
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