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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 08:50 AM
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 09:18 AM
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Morning - its bloody stocktake again shortly it comes round so fast
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 09:54 AM
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Morning - it's bloody work again shortly it comes around so fast





il say , think we should work weekends and have the week off
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 11:12 AM
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Morning - its bloody stocktake again shortly it comes round so fast
we have ours on the 19th of sept. Should be a piece of p!$$ though as my stock controller is very good (taught by the best )

I usually end up doing nothing most of the day though until I get everything back and then I do a report and stats for the customer
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 11:13 AM
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decided im having half day so shall be departing at approx 11.30am
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
we have ours on the 19th of sept. Should be a piece of p!$$ though as my stock controller is very good (taught by the best )

I usually end up doing nothing most of the day though until I get everything back and then I do a report and stats for the customer

Thats what does my head in the valueing of it all it takes hours imputting the 1000000000000000000000 items we have
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 02:23 PM
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We have the most accurate and cheapest system ever and normally takes an hour tops to count around 30000 different items.
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 02:48 PM
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All our stock is in France so we don't have to do it.

At my old place we had to come in over a weekend to count two small warehouses. It bugged me that, in the week before the stocktake, the lads in the stores would be sitting around with nothing to do. I suggested they might want to start counting the stock? This was met with grumbles and mutterings that the stock levels would be different by the weekend. I then suggested that a post-it note could be put on eack tray and every time you took, say, 4 items out, the total could be reduced by 4, therefore getting the majority of the counting done before the weekend

It's not rocket science!

Hey-presto - the stocktake now takes til mid afternoon on the saturday instead of all day saturday and sunday.
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 10:34 PM
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tell you what this thread been on fire lately
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Old Jul 29, 2008 | 10:36 PM
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infact its that poor i'm going to watch big brother
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infact its that poor i'm going to watch big brother
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Old Jul 30, 2008 | 12:12 AM
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Morning Jay
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Old Jul 30, 2008 | 08:18 AM
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Old Jul 30, 2008 | 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
infact its that poor i'm going to watch big brother
I'm pleased to announce that I have not seen one single nano second of that mind numbingly boring piece of televisual diarrhoea for 4 series.
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Originally Posted by 51st state
tell you what this thread been on fire lately
It's because you and your wooden spoon haven't been on it enough.
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Old Jul 30, 2008 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I'm pleased to announce that I have not seen one single nano second of that mind numbingly boring piece of televisual diarrhoea for 4 series.
theres been 4 series
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Old Jul 30, 2008 | 12:02 PM
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feckin bored again


gonna go morrisons and get some ribs I think
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or I may have chicken instead
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or i may go the chippy and have chicken in chilli and garlic sauce
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either way im outta here for a bit
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Old Jul 30, 2008 | 12:44 PM
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waiting for my sodding claybar to arrive off fleabay - it was a £1 cheaper then getting it from PB I still spent £100+ though at PB
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Old Jul 30, 2008 | 12:46 PM
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afternoon peeps
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my goodies have arrived - lets hope the weather is good this weekend
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Old Jul 30, 2008 | 04:58 PM
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waiting for my sodding claybar to arrive off fleabay - it was a £1 cheaper then getting it from PB I still spent £100+ though at PB

you really are a stingy sod
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Old Jul 30, 2008 | 04:59 PM
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afternoon peeps


yo yo yo andy
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moff to the gym soon
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