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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 01:58 PM
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:18 AM
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hope things work out for jay
is there anything at trafford park???? chemtura
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:19 AM
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no posts on here since midday yesterday

that must be the longest gap in muppet history
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:34 AM
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its all a bit doom and gloom atm

the roads are quiet at rush hour

somebody better tell those who are on the congestion charge committee theres no need for it !!!!!

they quote "rushhour traffic will be the same as when its school holidays"

its been like that for the last 2months
and the kids have been at school, were did all the traffic disappear too

i've noticed in this street the school runs seems to have stopped
all the women walking the kids to school
and plenty could do with the exercise
one drives past in her rangrover vogue, she must be 17stone dropping the kids 500yards round the corner
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:36 AM
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fookin ell its just started raining again

p1ssing me right off now, can't get **** all done

this weather is enough to make you miserable
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:39 AM
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Congestion charge boils my p***!!!! So what does the self employed decorator, plumber, joiner, etc etc. bugger all to do with congestion its about taxation and i'll gurentee it will go up.

I've had 4 suppliers call me this week telling me prices are going up because of fuel as a manufacturer we cany absorb price increases liek that
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:42 AM
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wonder were moneys and higham have got to

sorry forgot, they've probably gone to the gym

they've had there "protein" drink and gone pumping iron
huffing and puffing on the benchpress , then both stood looking in the mirrors and walking round with a carpet under each arm

brenchpress weight comparisons next
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Congestion charge boils my p***!!!! So what does the self employed decorator, plumber, joiner, etc etc. bugger all to do with congestion its about taxation and i'll gurentee it will go up.

I've had 4 suppliers call me this week telling me prices are going up because of fuel as a manufacturer we cany absorb price increases liek that
morning kung fu

its gone up already, on the news last night they said its gone from £5 to £6 before it even kicks off

good old boris has ****'d it all up
he's capped it in london to the £8
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:50 AM
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have you noticed fuel has stopped rising for the last 3/4weeks ?????

all the protests are europe must have had an impact, plus people aren't using there cars so the petroleum company's won't be selling as much, !!!!!!
as things slowdown, crude will start to get cheaper, and fuel cell cars will be here soon, that could **** the price of crude

services near oxford , diesel was £1.39.9 a litre robbing bar stewards
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
wonder were moneys and higham have got to

sorry forgot, they've probably gone to the gym

they've had there "protein" drink and gone pumping iron
huffing and puffing on the benchpress , then both stood looking in the mirrors and walking round with a carpet under each arm

brenchpress weight comparisons next
I'd beat them both on any bench press ha ha - think i'll give the posing a miss though, unless its one of those mirrors that make me look slim
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
have you noticed fuel has stopped rising for the last 3/4weeks ?????

all the protests are europe must have had an impact, plus people aren't using there cars so the petroleum company's won't be selling as much, !!!!!!
as things slowdown, crude will start to get cheaper, and fuel cell cars will be here soon, that could **** the price of crude

services near oxford , diesel was £1.39.9 a litre robbing bar stewards

One of the protests is going from Oxford services tommorrow. i'm heading from South Mimms.

got a car sorted, posters, ready to go.

The Met have been fecking downright obstructive though!!!
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Congestion charge boils my p***!!!! So what does the self employed decorator, plumber, joiner, etc etc. bugger all to do with congestion its about taxation and i'll gurentee it will go up.

I've had 4 suppliers call me this week telling me prices are going up because of fuel as a manufacturer we cany absorb price increases liek that
get a scooter mr panda , congestion charge free
at goodwood there was a stand with electric scooters, even had reverse!!
free roadtax
free parking
free congestion charge
20p to charge it
62mph
60mile range

bit pricey £5500

they also had the "TESLA" electric car being sold in america soon, based on a lotus elise, 120mph and 60 in 6seconds i think
they raced it up the hill
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
One of the protests is going from Oxford services tommorrow. i'm heading from South Mimms.

got a car sorted, posters, ready to go.

The Met have been fecking downright obstructive though!!!
have noticed with other protests that the police send them round the houses so not to affect anything, which defeats the object really

if you break off and block the main route you'll get arrested

we'll get a protest going on scoobynet

free the chief
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 10:09 AM
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Not the first time i've been locked up so **** 'em if it happens it happens.

as for routes they will be the A5 and A40 into London which are main routes we'll be blocking them if we can
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
hope things work out for jay
is there anything at trafford park???? chemtura
cheers mr 51st

I turned down the opp for chemtura as their contract is up for renewal next year, and then a week or so after I turned them down, they lost part of the business. I reckon it will be up for sale soon #cough#
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 10:27 AM
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got a few possibilities in bradford (hopefully) but for that I would need to get a motorbike so I can get through traffic (and save pennies as well).

Only problem with that is I cant ride a motorbike so would have to learn, do my test and then buy a bike
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 10:27 AM
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think there has hardly been any posts as snet was down yesterday for maintainence.
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 10:28 AM
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bet its still $hite slow
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 10:30 AM
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got a meeting in a min with HR to give us the latest update of where we are at
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 12:48 PM
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Afternoon ive just had rag pudding chips and gravy
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 12:49 PM
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going to buy my PS3 on saturday comes with MGS 4 for £309 from dixons
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 01:36 PM
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Afternoon ive just had rag pudding chips and gravy
Whats rag pudding
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 01:51 PM
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its a home made stake and kidney suiet pudding tons better the crappy hollands ones
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
its a home made stake and kidney suiet pudding tons better the crappy hollands ones
dracula beware
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 02:02 PM
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2 and a half hours to go
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 02:03 PM
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neighbour wants me to go the pub tonight for a bit.

He has just found out his wife is having an affair
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
the roads are quiet at rush hour
I've noticed that too. Leaving for work later and lter but still arriving at the same time.

Originally Posted by 51st state
somebody better tell those who are on the congestion charge committee theres no need for it !!!!!
Got our brochure through about this the other day asking what I think of it. Tempted to send it back with **** OFF all over it.


Originally Posted by 51st state
its been like that for the last 2months
and the kids have been at school, were did all the traffic disappear too

i've noticed in this street the school runs seems to have stopped
all the women walking the kids to school
and plenty could do with the exercise
one drives past in her rangrover vogue, she must be 17stone dropping the kids 500yards round the corner
Sounds like a strange neighbourhood. Good job we're not moving there.

Actually, I'm gutted cos it was a really nice house in a nice area. Had a pit in the garage too.
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 02:05 PM
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18 yrs of marriage down the pan
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 02:07 PM
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I reckon when the kids knock off school I'll be able to leave at 8.30 instead of 8 to get here for 9.
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
neighbour wants me to go the pub tonight for a bit.

He has just found out his wife is having an affair
Different neighbour to the internet star I assume?
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