Being bundled into an old Nissan Stanza by the Crimson Jihad and ending up in front of the world in an Orange jumpsuit

 

i had a big dump in howies once, i stunk the downstairs bog out a bit

 

where abouts? we went to sharm a few years ago and its the best holiday ever

 

Nahhh, id just drop a 3 pound load of squit in the back, sure they'd let me be then

Feckin hell mate, if you think like that, you never go anywhere

 

I went my mates when i was going out Friday, and was picking him up, anyway he was locking his house and i had to say open up mate i need to go.

i spent 10 minutes just cleaning his toilet, he was not a happy bunny

 

I'm quite well travelled tbh.

Whale in Norway was lovely

 

One of the bosses wher i work has been to Florida ever year for the last 12 years He's always going on about how dodgy and ruff the east of the world map is, but couldnt see that america has the highest murder rate IN THE WORLD by far

Near Naama bay Ste is where were looking at £450 all in, all inclusive for 2 weeks, ill have some of that thank you very much

 

Unless i do a short break i'll never do self catering or b&b again

all inclusive is teh way to go

 

Whale!! Narhhhh, dolphine buttys is where its at dude, miles tastier

 

**** me just had the CBC (canadien Brodcast Corporation) e-mail me about my protest.

f*** that i aint going on TV

 

TBH mate, Mexico is high on my hit list
I really fancy Cuba too, a lad i work with (student ****) has just come back from a 2 month stay, and it sounds mint
Drinking mojitos in Havana, whilst smoking cuban cigars and dancing the salsa with the missus sounds top notch to me, never mind the endless supply of cheap Columbian's finest if you catch my drift

 

Why not, its all about creating awareness
Get your funky *** on Telly dude

 

Mexico is great. two of my mates got offered female services for 12 dollars, they said stick a finger up and see if its tight enough for your liking.

thing is these guys are married in there 50's and their wives had gone shopping.

bloody hell

 

I might have to have a shave ha ha

hopefully i'll get that Scoob sorted beats the Mundano lol

 

Ive been driving a bloody desiel Bora for the last few days, what a BORING car that is, so glad i got a passat now Even thats not great like, but has power of sorts if you need it like

 

Right mate, im outta here

Glad to hear your a bit better tho, i really felt for you hearing of the deli belly issues man
Never good, especially when it lasts like 2 weeks

 

Righto i'm off i'm gonnna try and get soem sleep.

up until 5am this morning.

laters dudes

 

Morning spammers

Looks like a track day at Oulton today - passed a convoy of an Exige, 240R and a Lotus 11 going through Tarporley just now

Might have to bob up for a gander later on

 

we were by naama bay, great place, pascha nightclub is there as well so you'll be happing making your shapes on the dancefloor

 

morning btw

 

I'm sure the market value of your car is more than mine.

Therefore i could swap, sell yours and get a newer sti.

Nah, bullocks to that.

I'll stick with mine thanks.

 

H might be getting a new neighbour soon.

 

We're looking a house tomorrow night on the next street over from his.

 

It ticks all the boxes and more. It's a 3 bedroom for the same price as we were expecting for two.

 

Our only concern is the proximity to the East Lancs.

 

Not for the noise, cos you can hardly hear it, but for our cats.

 

They're used to busy roads, but not high speed busy roads.

 

Getting ahead of myself now. Might not even buy the house yet.

 

Moff to read Amita.

In a bit.

 

thats cos its near 51st's house