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tell me about it, even the dogs walk round in 2's
Atherton is near Leigh/Worsley area about 5 mins from the Reebok Stadium as well, its basically near everywhere
agh i know where the ground is, usually go to the liverpool game there as my mates uncle has a table and fancy seats
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:10 PM
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wife ahhhh sorry
what was the skid day????
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:11 PM
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wife ahhhh sorry
what was the skid day????
ok ok am i getting mixed up here, the skid pan day in speke liverpool
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:12 PM
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not putting sky on till 7.30 cos there covering all the games at the moment an i dont give to hoots bout chelsea
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:12 PM
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Oct 3, 2007 | 07:13 PM
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2 more to the 6200 mark
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agh i know where the ground is, usually go to the liverpool game there as my mates uncle has a table and fancy seats
is it uncle Jack?
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:14 PM
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lenny henry is the most unfunny person i have ever seen, his act aint changed for years. his wife is funny though, kind of sexy as well
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:14 PM
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is it uncle Jack?
no uncle ray.
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:14 PM
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im watching hollyoaks then switching over by that stage my first stella will be nicely chilled and my nuts (pea) wll be in a bowl
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:15 PM
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my uncle ray post was the milestone
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:16 PM
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lenny henry is the most unfunny person i have ever seen, his act aint changed for years. his wife is funny though, kind of sexy as well
thats a random statement albeit highly true
Never thought he was funny, quite the opposite I would rather have thrush and colonic irragation at the same time.
dont agree about dawn though, she is slightly amusing but sexy!!
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:16 PM
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i aint had my nuts for ages, i like the warm ones you get in pubs
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:17 PM
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i aint had my nuts for ages, i like the warm ones you get in pubs
hmmmm toilets, unwashed hands, handful of nuts
Nice
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:19 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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thats a random statement albeit highly true
Never thought he was funny, quite the opposite I would rather have thrush and colonic irragation at the same time.
dont agree about dawn though, she is slightly amusing but sexy!!
he puts on the same stupid voice when he's trying to be funny, if he wants to save the africans so much then why not move there.
dawn is like fern of this morning
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:19 PM
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hmmmm toilets, unwashed hands, handful of nuts
Nice
extra flavour
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:20 PM
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the question is what do i do for tea????? the lazy wife is still in bed. lenny is trying to be funny now by putting a scouse accent on, he just squeeled. load of crap
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:20 PM
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still no pete. and dave has been eating his tea for ages, wonder what he's having
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I would rather watch chelski than lenny
he iratates me when he does the monkey noise
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:22 PM
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salty???
and a bit warmer an soggy
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:22 PM
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Pete's probably behind the citreon garage trying to find his girl
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:23 PM
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I would rather watch chelski than lenny
he iratates me when he does the monkey noise
its tempting but i will refrain from saying what is on my mind with that statement jay
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:23 PM
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and a bit warmer an soggy
hmmmmm think I wil leave my uts for this evening
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:23 PM
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Oct 3, 2007 | 07:24 PM
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its tempting but i will refrain from saying what is on my mind with that statement jay
its probaby on similar lines as to what I was thinking
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:24 PM
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there awake, going to go in a min mate, come on the reds
Oct 3, 2007 | 07:25 PM
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From: Manchester ish
some fit women in hollyoaks
that mercedes is well tasty, until she speaks. Her voice is deeper than the deepest ocean