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07 July 2008, 01:53 PM
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@ Jay fart comment 
Ive eaten tons of nacho's his weekend, with this hot salsa thats packed with Jalapeno peppers, and even by my standards my guffs have been seriously bad
Dont think my body can process pepers very well or something
Whatever it is, something isnt right as the missus is unaffected 
07 July 2008, 02:15 PM
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MMmm, the missus has found some cracking deals to Sharm El Sheikh, £500 all inclusive for 2 weeks, in a crackin hotel
08 July 2008, 12:06 AM
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08 July 2008, 12:08 AM
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08 July 2008, 12:11 AM
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Ive just been the acting manager at my work tonight 
My manager was on holiday and the main boss didnt even realise, so turned to me as he was landed right in the ****
Got paid manger rates too, and can now finally cover for the managers if they need cover, NICEE
My manager was on holiday and the main boss didnt even realise, so turned to me as he was landed right in the ****
Got paid manger rates too, and can now finally cover for the managers if they need cover, NICEE
08 July 2008, 12:14 AM
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Just sipping some wine and chilling out now 
Had to break up a fight between a big group of asian dudes playing 5 a side right at the end of the shift too
One guy had a proper busted lip and 3 cuts on his face, funny thing was he was the one that started it all too the muppet
Kinda got the old heart pumping that tho, just as i thought my first shift as manager was nearly over too
Had to break up a fight between a big group of asian dudes playing 5 a side right at the end of the shift too
One guy had a proper busted lip and 3 cuts on his face, funny thing was he was the one that started it all too the muppet
Kinda got the old heart pumping that tho, just as i thought my first shift as manager was nearly over too
08 July 2008, 12:21 AM
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Got soem of that Actimel - or whatever it is, been a lot better today.
my dumps had some body to them and put up a fight, i was well chuffed
my dumps had some body to them and put up a fight, i was well chuffed
08 July 2008, 12:24 AM
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Been fookin terrible, had to be within 20 feet of a bog for the last two weeks, went to Chris's yesterday and he was cooking Dinner and my belly started gurgling
i thought fookin' hell please god not here. i would have stunk his house out
i thought fookin' hell please god not here. i would have stunk his house out
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08 July 2008, 12:26 AM
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getting a bit more solid eh, good news Im on the verge of booking 2 weeks to Egypt for next year with the missus, and have heard loads of people talking about getting the squits and belly ache
Still gonna book it tho, a bit of watery crap dosnt scare me
08 July 2008, 12:30 AM
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Jus trying to put a brave face on it mate, its bad enough getting the trots in the UK never mind abroad 
Still, its not gonna stop me going Egypt
Still, its not gonna stop me going Egypt
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