Oh aye i'll have the shades on if the gf catches me glaring i'll get a slap - all those dirty yanks

 

would love to be going to the ring though

 

when i buy some glasses i always ask the wife if she can see my eyes. she knows why and will tell me the truth as she aint ar5ed if i perve, she knows its natural for men to do it

 

got myself some nice oakleys the other week

 

Yeah me too - all this sh*t i want to do and i cant 'cos i'm bloody skint

 

your not skint. money aint everything its quality of life, an on the measure im fooking loaded

 

True mate, i've got a decent gf and some bloody good mates

 

Y'know when you was gonna buy that big house i was looking tonight on the net and i swear you can get a feckin mansion like something out of cribs in the US - check this out and the price....

Realty Austin

 

alll that money does is confuse matters andmake them worse, the more you have the more you want, how many rich people do you know go down the pub with there mates and have a genuine laugh for hours about crap and then get so drunk that they dont know how to get home, i dont know any, they all drink wine an go to dinner party's.

 

fecking hell thats not far off what my budget was, i have invested most of that money in another project at the moment, still getting a bigger house but not quiet as big now. still got to sell my house, wont rent it out as i dont like the idea

 

It does change people i agree, i've got a mate who aint even thirty and he is on 120k a year and all he ever goes on about is what he has, what he wants, such and such has got this, i drank such and such champagne - hes tunred into a feckin' ****.

i told him about my VXR trackday to which he had to pee on my fire by telling me that he went on a supercar day paid for by the company

 

What you invested in or aren't you saying?

i've got a great investment tip Ste

 

they are always obsessed with what they have and what there getting, i dont give a **** i have a laugh every day and that 10 times better than any supercar day.

 

a couple of business's. i part own one with a friend and i have bought into another one. bit of this an that.

whats that carl

 

Ok a lot of people invest in property - imo waste of time and not as much return.

say you buy a terraced home for say 100k you'd get a return of 4-500 quid a month tops for that, now if i could say you could lay out 60k and get a return of around 1500-1600 quid a month now wouldn't that make you sit up and take notice???

 

i have 2 mates who are obsessed with retiring by 40, if i did that i would go mad. i cant stand not doing any thing, there is no job i wont do for a bit of cash,thats how you make money, never turn a paying job down,

if someone asked you to do a job, what would your hourly wage be?

 

go on then, im sittin up, well sort of as im fairly comfy

 

Bloody hell i'd work for 10-20 quid an hour.

years ago i was offered a job (shouldn't say this on here but **** it) lets say someone would aquire a superbike then i would get money to take it to whoever. i was approached because i was a bit of a nutter on a bike years ago and had no fear. anyway i turned it down

 

i think ill have to have a dump before i go to bed

 

Ok dont laugh - a canalboat.

right - brand new 57' narrowboat about 60k, running costs are mooring 1500-2000 a year, public liability, and fuel, water waste disposal. around 5k a year to run. now you can easily get a grand a week (no joke) for a decent boat and most boats get hired out at least 20-30 weeks a year.

its a good little business if you have a couple of them

 

i always work out my hourly wage at £18 then people are happy with it, i always quote that an they think there getting a bargain, remember its c*** i* h***. you make your money by over qoutin the hours and the materials, there happy as they think they have a bargain an your happy as its easy money

 

Are you self employed Ste?

 

i know a bit about them as my mate was talking about them a while ago, in the right location a big one will get 1200 for a long wekend,. i kid you not, good money an its a popular holiday that aint going away, people like them sort of holidays in this country, not a lot goes wrong and its easy to repair

 

sort of at times.

 

dont forget i have a fully legit job that i currently do

 

I asked a lad at work would he be interested anyway he wouldn't take a gamble.

but i'm gonna look into it over the next two years

 

So go on spill the beans - is it dodgy? dont worry i'm not a feckin policeman

 

you can also get house boats for a bit less but there just as appealing, i thionk they are cheaper to run as well. there not as long as barge's there wider though

 

no. not at all

 

i got some soap in my eye today an its been killing me all day, i washed it out as well.