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Old May 2, 2008 | 08:54 AM
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ahhhh well. May definately take it today., There is a back street garage which funnily enough is near the chip shop


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Old May 2, 2008 | 08:55 AM
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wedding tomorrow as well, great way to start a bank holiday weekend, wedding then on sunday another wedding
Is that the one in Wilmslow?
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Old May 2, 2008 | 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Massively Satisfying Dumps


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Old May 2, 2008 | 08:57 AM
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My folks live in Wilmslow.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 08:57 AM
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Wilmslow is the sunday one, luckily thats only the evening do so not too bad
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:01 AM
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I used to love chasing the posh cars down the bypass in my x reg shopping trolley and the stuck-up tw@ts in their £80,000 porkers thinking that their car must be broken cos they had put their foot down and couldn't lose me.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Wilmslow is the sunday one, luckily thats only the evening do so not too bad
Funnily enough I'm in Wilmslow on Sunday night too. It's my brother's girlfriend's 21st.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:02 AM
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not got a clue where I am going though
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I used to love chasing the posh cars down the bypass in my x reg shopping trolley and the stuck-up tw@ts in their £80,000 porkers thinking that their car must be broken cos they had put their foot down and couldn't lose me.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:05 AM
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bit of an early morning sesh eh paulthejambo
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:05 AM
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Hmmm. Best go and start some work.

Need to get out on time tonight as I'm taking the car to Stalyvegas tonight to get the Blackjax fitted first thing tomorrow morning.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:06 AM
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my turds are so hazardous, I have to wipe my *** on a trem card and send it down with it
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Stalyvegas tonight to get the Blackjax fitted first thing tomorrow morning.
Stalyvegas, the town of legends...
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
bit of an early morning sesh eh paulthejambo
It's Friday and the boss isn't in yet so I thought "why not".

No doubt the boss will leave at 3pm. I'm stuck here til 5.30 but **** it - it's what I'm contracted to work.

In a bit.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:26 AM
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laterz
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:30 AM
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took a few points of you yesterday Sc00bySi on petrolhead



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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:39 AM
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butty should be here in a minute
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:44 AM
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butty is here.


what a butty it is
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:45 AM
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on a wholemeal flowery bap
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:45 AM
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only thing is, the flour gets on your fingers and it annoys me
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:46 AM
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but well worth it
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:48 AM
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not too far off another page completed
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:49 AM
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there flying by today
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Old May 2, 2008 | 09:59 AM
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right time for a bit more work
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Old May 2, 2008 | 11:21 AM
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Safety Data sheets are dull
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Old May 2, 2008 | 11:21 AM
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turkish drivers are funny though
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Old May 2, 2008 | 11:44 AM
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hello an goodbye
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Old May 2, 2008 | 12:00 PM
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Snotty beak
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Originally Posted by moneys
hello an goodbye
Hi bye
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