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Old 02 June 2008, 03:01 PM
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may start playing 5 a side again
Old 02 June 2008, 03:01 PM
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some of the bp guys play, but because of redunancies they havent had the numbers for about 7 - 8 weeks.
Old 02 June 2008, 03:06 PM
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may start playing again show them some real skill
Old 02 June 2008, 03:07 PM
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remember playing them a few years back in a challenge match, dhl vs bp

I decided to eat some chicken mid afternoon for energy etc etc. Also drank bottles and bottles of lucozade energy as well.

Only problem was, started playing football and threw up
Old 02 June 2008, 03:08 PM
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oh the joys of being a 19st fat knacker who had recently consumed spicy chicken from morrisons and about 2 litres of lucozade sport
Old 02 June 2008, 03:09 PM
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could have recycled the chicken though, probably would have tasted similar as well!!
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hope the mrs hasnt cooked my tea for me
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shes great at butties and oven chips
Old 02 June 2008, 03:11 PM
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oh and pot noodles
Old 02 June 2008, 03:11 PM
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Nope was busy imputting my stocktake

cant beleve the stock holdings value

Pre shepley 700K and now its 75k
Old 02 June 2008, 03:55 PM
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Bad wind today, must be the madras
Old 02 June 2008, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
cant beleve the stock holdings value
Pre shepley 700K and now its 75k
is that good or bad

Differnet companies see stock holding value differently
Old 02 June 2008, 04:03 PM
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28 mins to go
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oooh 27 really, maybe even 26
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bugger its 25 or should i try to be clever (no smart comments please)

yes, will try to be clever, 24 mins to go
Old 02 June 2008, 04:09 PM
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whay,. my input into the vxr thread has got the reaction i was expecting, 'bet you dont own one' 'bet your jelous' 'no car is better' 'nothing can beat me' 'the scoob is the best ever' haha fecking d1ckheads
Old 02 June 2008, 04:13 PM
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You bugger
Old 02 June 2008, 04:19 PM
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added some more, i may head for an infriction later if i can be ar5ed. fecking d1cks. the 5 star spangly galsses must get in there way when they try to see anywhere
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got caught out in B&Q before, i had to go have a poo, loads of toilet paper down though, bloody hell it was like i was passing a baby elephant. i felt great when i came out though, i was skipping downm the aisles
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Originally Posted by moneys
added some more, i may head for an infriction later if i can be ar5ed. fecking d1cks. the 5 star spangly galsses must get in there way when they try to see anywhere
there are some plebs in there. Scoobs are good but quite rightly so nowadays they are not very special unless played with
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if you want I can infract you, then see the comments fly
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actually forget that as you will say you know who did it etc etc
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hope my spark plug doesnt pop out again on the way home
Old 02 June 2008, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
B&Q
Home
Old 02 June 2008, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
if you want I can infract you, then see the comments fly

so it was you then
Old 02 June 2008, 10:53 PM
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hello people
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Originally Posted by moneys
hello people
You bloody wind up merchant
Old 02 June 2008, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
You bloody wind up merchant

who me?????? what have i done now?????? i get blamed for everything
Old 02 June 2008, 11:07 PM
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have you been infracted ste
Old 02 June 2008, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
have you been infracted ste

yes a fella said something about if his nan had boll0cks then she'd be his grandad so i asked where he was from as it could be a possibility. the ****** infricted me


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