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Jun 2, 2008 | 03:01 PM
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From: Manchester ish
may start playing 5 a side again
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From: Manchester ish
some of the bp guys play, but because of redunancies they havent had the numbers for about 7 - 8 weeks.
Jun 2, 2008 | 03:06 PM
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From: Manchester ish
may start playing again show them some real skill
Jun 2, 2008 | 03:07 PM
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From: Manchester ish
remember playing them a few years back in a challenge match, dhl vs bp
I decided to eat some chicken mid afternoon for energy etc etc. Also drank bottles and bottles of lucozade energy as well.
Only problem was, started playing football and threw up
Jun 2, 2008 | 03:08 PM
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From: Manchester ish
oh the joys of being a 19st fat knacker who had recently consumed spicy chicken from morrisons and about 2 litres of lucozade sport
Jun 2, 2008 | 03:09 PM
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From: Manchester ish
could have recycled the chicken though, probably would have tasted similar as well!!
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From: Manchester ish
hope the mrs hasnt cooked my tea for me
Jun 2, 2008 | 03:10 PM
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From: Manchester ish
shes great at butties and oven chips
Jun 2, 2008 | 03:11 PM
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From: Manchester ish
oh and pot noodles
Jun 2, 2008 | 03:11 PM
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Nope was busy imputting my stocktake
cant beleve the stock holdings value
Pre shepley 700K and now its 75k
Jun 2, 2008 | 03:55 PM
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From: Manchester ish
Bad wind today, must be the madras
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:01 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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scoobyverysoon
cant beleve the stock holdings value
Pre shepley 700K and now its 75k
is that good or bad
Differnet companies see stock holding value differently
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:03 PM
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From: Manchester ish
28 mins to go
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:05 PM
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From: Manchester ish
oooh 27 really, maybe even 26
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:05 PM
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From: Manchester ish
bugger its 25 or should i try to be clever (no smart comments please)
yes, will try to be clever, 24 mins to go
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
whay,. my input into the vxr thread has got the reaction i was expecting, 'bet you dont own one' 'bet your jelous' 'no car is better' 'nothing can beat me' 'the scoob is the best ever' haha fecking d1ckheads
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:13 PM
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From: There is only one God - Elvis!
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:19 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
added some more, i may head for an infriction later if i can be ar5ed. fecking d1cks. the 5 star spangly galsses must get in there way when they try to see anywhere
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
got caught out in B&Q before, i had to go have a poo, loads of toilet paper down though, bloody hell it was like i was passing a baby elephant. i felt great when i came out though, i was skipping downm the aisles
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:22 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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added some more, i may head for an infriction later if i can be ar5ed. fecking d1cks. the 5 star spangly galsses must get in there way when they try to see anywhere
there are some plebs in there. Scoobs are good but quite rightly so nowadays they are not very special unless played with
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:24 PM
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From: Manchester ish
if you want I can infract you, then see the comments fly
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From: Manchester ish
actually forget that as you will say you know who did it etc etc
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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From: Manchester ish
hope my spark plug doesnt pop out again on the way home
Jun 2, 2008 | 04:26 PM
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B&Q
Home
Jun 2, 2008 | 10:52 PM
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if you want I can infract you, then see the comments fly
so it was you then
Jun 2, 2008 | 10:53 PM
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Jun 2, 2008 | 10:59 PM
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hello people
You bloody wind up merchant
Jun 2, 2008 | 11:06 PM
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You bloody wind up merchant
who me?????? what have i done now?????? i get blamed for everything
Jun 2, 2008 | 11:07 PM
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Jun 2, 2008 | 11:09 PM
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yes a fella said something about if his nan had boll0cks then she'd be his grandad so i asked where he was from as it could be a possibility. the ****** infricted me