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Old May 2, 2008 | 12:02 PM
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Old May 2, 2008 | 12:03 PM
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decided on beef salad with mustard on a wholemeal barm for dinner
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Old May 2, 2008 | 12:03 PM
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which means king prawn and spring onion for tea
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Old May 2, 2008 | 12:07 PM
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mrs is paying as well
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:12 PM
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On a 12:30-1:30 lunch today.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:13 PM
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The boss has "just nipped out"
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:13 PM
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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Ah well. Just nipped out and jet washed the Griffin.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:15 PM
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Had to come back a different way because they were jetwashing Broadway yet again.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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Would have undone all the good work on the car.
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But I went up Eccles New Road so it wasn't a problem.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:17 PM
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I wish they'd stop washing the road outside the new Media city.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:18 PM
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It'd be muddy, yes, but it would be dry.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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Spose thay have to keep on top of it though cos the first sign of rain would turn it into a slippery mud bath.
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Hmmm. 4 wheel drifting.


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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:23 PM
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Tum tee tum tee tum.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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*taps fingers of right hand rythmically on desk whilst left hand props head up*
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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30 MPG at average of 80 mph on the motorway on this mornings 14 Mile commute!
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:25 PM
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Couple more posts before I go.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by MY93WRX
30 MPG at average of 80 mph on the motorway on this mornings 14 Mile commute!
MARTIN!!!!!


HELLO SIR!
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by MY93WRX
30 MPG at average of 80 mph on the motorway on this mornings 14 Mile commute!
Don't think I got above 40mph today.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 01:29 PM
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Having said that, I don't go on roads where the speed limit is more than that anyway!







Right. Moff back to work.
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have my lunch at my desk
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my car doesnt do 40mph
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Old May 2, 2008 | 02:09 PM
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These safety data sheets are doing my bonce in :
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Old May 2, 2008 | 02:10 PM
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and trem card
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Old May 2, 2008 | 02:11 PM
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lunchtime spam there from mr paulthejambo I see
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Old May 2, 2008 | 02:11 PM
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think I will resume now though
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Old May 2, 2008 | 02:23 PM
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just got 2 x cracking bogies out of my nose
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Old May 2, 2008 | 02:23 PM
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one fell on the floor
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