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Old 23 April 2008 | 12:33 AM
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Old 23 April 2008 | 08:02 AM
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not a bad price!!

I got a fujitsu one for about 9 quid, installed it on my desktop and it lasted a day or 2 before knackering a usb port. Then tried it on a very old laptop and it did the same on that

decided then not to use and reverted back to a pci card
Old 23 April 2008 | 08:04 AM
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morning all

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Old 23 April 2008 | 08:56 AM
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paul you have pm, im off to bed good night an god bless
To which I have replied.
Old 23 April 2008 | 09:26 AM
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Morning spammers

Sportsmans lunch today courtesy of Baker Tilly

The Liverpool team of '78 are the guest speakers - should be interesting after last night
Old 23 April 2008 | 10:14 AM
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Jay im going to get someone to send you 50.00 tech and 300,000.00 in cash this is called a middleman tech deal - you keep the cash and send me the 50.00 tech

To send aid find my nation pain nation 666 then click the tiny aid tab then fill out the tech bit put 50.00 and confirm your password then click send

Do you know what im on about here

before you collect taxes accept the aid offer first then collect taxes then pay bills as normal then send me the 50.00 tech that way you will earn a little bit more cash on collection

by using your slots you can make easy money
Old 23 April 2008 | 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Jay im going to get someone to send you 50.00 tech and 300,000.00 in cash this is called a middleman tech deal - you keep the cash and send me the 50.00 tech

To send aid find my nation pain nation 666 then click the tiny aid tab then fill out the tech bit put 50.00 and confirm your password then click send

Do you know what im on about here

before you collect taxes accept the aid offer first then collect taxes then pay bills as normal then send me the 50.00 tech that way you will earn a little bit more cash on collection

by using your slots you can make easy money
yep, getting the hang of it, wont be able to accept until later today though.

Problem is I already have 51 tech so will I be able to have 101 tech and can I send the tech straight away or do I have to wait 10 days? (waiting 10 to send pete his 50 tech)

Does this also mean I am screwed with the cost of myself getting tech or because I have got rid does the value drop again?

I only pop on for a few mins a day to collect taxes and pay bills and make sure my people are happy
Old 23 April 2008 | 12:04 PM
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basicly you cant aid the same person twice in 10 days thats why you cant send pete his tech so middlemen are needed

for eg - say i want 50 tech - i would send you 1.5 million you would buy 50 tech then you send the 50 tech and a middleman fee of 100-300k to the middleman would then keep the cash then send me the 50 tech = job done

the more tech you buy the more expensive it becomes so when you accept the aid offer you will have 101 tech - so collect your taxes then as you get happyness bonus with the more tech you have now yes the price of tech will go up maybe even double BUT your sending that 50 tech to me so you will go back to 51 tech and the price drops with it so dont panic

also if I was you dont buy anymore tech as your to young only keep 50 max to do tech deals with

just a comparison for me to buy 50 tech would cost me - wait for it £20,000,000.00 (20 sodding million hahahahah) and I have maximum discounts - so you can see why people tech deal - once a nation has about 150 tech they need to do tech deals as its fookin expensive

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Old 23 April 2008 | 12:08 PM
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Also get your trades sorted out fast - ive noticed you have a trade of furs and wine - there turd - well furs is wines ok as its 3+ happyness so that + more money

make sure your govenment settings are all set right also make sure your taxing your people 28% - they wont like it but **** em also pick monachy as your govenment as that earns you most money - again they might not like it but **** em - the only one you have to take note of is the religion as if there unhappy they lose money so make sure there happy with that one
Old 23 April 2008 | 12:16 PM
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Im Ranked #412 of 31,243 Nations (1.3%)
Old 23 April 2008 | 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Also get your trades sorted out fast - ive noticed you have a trade of furs and wine - there turd - well furs is wines ok as its 3+ happyness so that + more money

make sure your govenment settings are all set right also make sure your taxing your people 28% - they wont like it but **** em also pick monachy as your govenment as that earns you most money - again they might not like it but **** em - the only one you have to take note of is the religion as if there unhappy they lose money so make sure there happy with that one
not really understanding the trade side of things, what are the best trades to trade and how do I find them?

28% tax, ****, I only charge the buggers 20%, started at 23% but they were pulling their faces the moody little virtual people

think they are ok with religion as it is mixed says they are happy but would maybe prefer something else, but hey if they say their happy then **** em
Old 23 April 2008 | 12:49 PM
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no the religion is important as you lose like 2 happyness by it saying they prefer something else - copy and pase me what it says and i will tell you what to pick

trade set wise it depends on what you want - max money/max discounts but for you I would go for max money so pick trade sets like (this includes a harbour though )

Aluminum, Cattle, Fish, Iron, Lumber, Marble, Pigs, Spices, Sugar, OIL, Water and Wheat


Bonus Resources:


Statistics of this Trade

Citizens: +30.56%
Happiness: +9.5 (Estimated effect on income: +$19)
Density before population unhappiness: +50
Infra Cost/Upkeep: -28.99% / -19.68%
Land (Purchased): +8%
Land Cost: -14.5%
Environment: +10%
Soldier Efficiency: +38%
Soldier Cost/Upkeep: -$3 / -$0.5
Tank Upkeep: -5% / -5%
Aircraft Cost: -8%
Aircraft Limit: +10
Old 23 April 2008 | 12:56 PM
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im on 30% tax

look at my nation - see how there not happy with tax and government - but dont worry as you dont lose any happyness bonus with govenment and more tax = more money



also see my trade sets and the bonus resorces you get
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:08 PM
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What the **** was all that about????
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:08 PM
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Old 23 April 2008 | 01:09 PM
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Sent to me by an Evertonian:


Old 23 April 2008 | 01:11 PM
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Also sent me this:

Did you hear about poor old JOHN ARNE RIISE getting stopped by the Police last night
for HEADING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:12 PM
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Old 23 April 2008 | 01:13 PM
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Sorry for the rain this morning. It was my fault.
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:14 PM
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I washed the car last night.
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:14 PM
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So I was punished.
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:16 PM
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my economy is classed as very good though

will have a look later and see what my gov is at and will post it up


Im ranked something like 27*** ranked something like 72%
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
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for HEADING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?


1 - 1 at half time I will take that
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I washed the car last night.
i need to wash and hoove mine as it smells of springer spaniel
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:30 PM
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1 - 1 at half time I will take that
Don't get me wrong - the missus is a big liverpool fan.

But liverpool havent scored at Stamford Bridge in the last 8 visits and Chelsea have got the away goal to fall back on.
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Jay im going to get someone to send you 50.00 tech and 300,000.00 in cash this is called a middleman tech deal - you keep the cash and send me the 50.00 tech
tweetypie
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:31 PM
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Moff to get some work done.

Bye for now.
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
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Old 23 April 2008 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
But liverpool havent scored at Stamford Bridge in the last 8 visits and Chelsea have got the away goal to fall back on.

law of averages me ole china, law of averages
Old 23 April 2008 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I washed the car last night.
mine was spanking clean from weekend then it was dusty as **** then it rained last night and its spanking clean again - uber wax FTW


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