SMACS Muppet and Numpty corner
I got a fujitsu one for about 9 quid, installed it on my desktop and it lasted a day or 2 before knackering a usb port. Then tried it on a very old laptop and it did the same on that
decided then not to use and reverted back to a pci card
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Jay im going to get someone to send you 50.00 tech and 300,000.00 in cash this is called a middleman tech deal - you keep the cash and send me the 50.00 tech
To send aid find my nation pain nation 666 then click the tiny aid tab then fill out the tech bit put 50.00 and confirm your password then click send
Do you know what im on about here
before you collect taxes accept the aid offer first then collect taxes then pay bills as normal then send me the 50.00 tech that way you will earn a little bit more cash on collection
by using your slots you can make easy money
To send aid find my nation pain nation 666 then click the tiny aid tab then fill out the tech bit put 50.00 and confirm your password then click send
Do you know what im on about here
before you collect taxes accept the aid offer first then collect taxes then pay bills as normal then send me the 50.00 tech that way you will earn a little bit more cash on collection
by using your slots you can make easy money
Jay im going to get someone to send you 50.00 tech and 300,000.00 in cash this is called a middleman tech deal - you keep the cash and send me the 50.00 tech
To send aid find my nation pain nation 666 then click the tiny aid tab then fill out the tech bit put 50.00 and confirm your password then click send
Do you know what im on about here
before you collect taxes accept the aid offer first then collect taxes then pay bills as normal then send me the 50.00 tech that way you will earn a little bit more cash on collection
by using your slots you can make easy money
To send aid find my nation pain nation 666 then click the tiny aid tab then fill out the tech bit put 50.00 and confirm your password then click send
Do you know what im on about here
before you collect taxes accept the aid offer first then collect taxes then pay bills as normal then send me the 50.00 tech that way you will earn a little bit more cash on collection
by using your slots you can make easy money
Problem is I already have 51 tech so will I be able to have 101 tech and can I send the tech straight away or do I have to wait 10 days? (waiting 10 to send pete his 50 tech)
Does this also mean I am screwed with the cost of myself getting tech or because I have got rid does the value drop again?
I only pop on for a few mins a day to collect taxes and pay bills and make sure my people are happy
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
basicly you cant aid the same person twice in 10 days thats why you cant send pete his tech so middlemen are needed
for eg - say i want 50 tech - i would send you 1.5 million you would buy 50 tech then you send the 50 tech and a middleman fee of 100-300k to the middleman would then keep the cash then send me the 50 tech = job done
the more tech you buy the more expensive it becomes so when you accept the aid offer you will have 101 tech - so collect your taxes then as you get happyness bonus with the more tech you have now yes the price of tech will go up maybe even double BUT your sending that 50 tech to me so you will go back to 51 tech and the price drops with it so dont panic
also if I was you dont buy anymore tech as your to young only keep 50 max to do tech deals with
just a comparison for me to buy 50 tech would cost me - wait for it £20,000,000.00 (20 sodding million hahahahah) and I have maximum discounts - so you can see why people tech deal - once a nation has about 150 tech they need to do tech deals as its fookin expensive
for eg - say i want 50 tech - i would send you 1.5 million you would buy 50 tech then you send the 50 tech and a middleman fee of 100-300k to the middleman would then keep the cash then send me the 50 tech = job done
the more tech you buy the more expensive it becomes so when you accept the aid offer you will have 101 tech - so collect your taxes then as you get happyness bonus with the more tech you have now yes the price of tech will go up maybe even double BUT your sending that 50 tech to me so you will go back to 51 tech and the price drops with it so dont panic
also if I was you dont buy anymore tech as your to young only keep 50 max to do tech deals with
just a comparison for me to buy 50 tech would cost me - wait for it £20,000,000.00 (20 sodding million hahahahah) and I have maximum discounts - so you can see why people tech deal - once a nation has about 150 tech they need to do tech deals as its fookin expensive
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Also get your trades sorted out fast - ive noticed you have a trade of furs and wine - there turd - well furs is wines ok as its 3+ happyness so that + more money
make sure your govenment settings are all set right also make sure your taxing your people 28% - they wont like it but **** em also pick monachy as your govenment as that earns you most money - again they might not like it but **** em - the only one you have to take note of is the religion as if there unhappy they lose money so make sure there happy with that one
make sure your govenment settings are all set right also make sure your taxing your people 28% - they wont like it but **** em also pick monachy as your govenment as that earns you most money - again they might not like it but **** em - the only one you have to take note of is the religion as if there unhappy they lose money so make sure there happy with that one
Also get your trades sorted out fast - ive noticed you have a trade of furs and wine - there turd - well furs is wines ok as its 3+ happyness so that + more money
make sure your govenment settings are all set right also make sure your taxing your people 28% - they wont like it but **** em also pick monachy as your govenment as that earns you most money - again they might not like it but **** em - the only one you have to take note of is the religion as if there unhappy they lose money so make sure there happy with that one
make sure your govenment settings are all set right also make sure your taxing your people 28% - they wont like it but **** em also pick monachy as your govenment as that earns you most money - again they might not like it but **** em - the only one you have to take note of is the religion as if there unhappy they lose money so make sure there happy with that one
28% tax, ****, I only charge the buggers 20%, started at 23% but they were pulling their faces the moody little virtual people
think they are ok with religion as it is mixed says they are happy but would maybe prefer something else, but hey if they say their happy then **** em
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
no the religion is important as you lose like 2 happyness by it saying they prefer something else - copy and pase me what it says and i will tell you what to pick
trade set wise it depends on what you want - max money/max discounts but for you I would go for max money so pick trade sets like (this includes a harbour though )
Aluminum, Cattle, Fish, Iron, Lumber, Marble, Pigs, Spices, Sugar, OIL, Water and Wheat
Bonus Resources:
Statistics of this Trade
Citizens: +30.56%
Happiness: +9.5 (Estimated effect on income: +$19)
Density before population unhappiness: +50
Infra Cost/Upkeep: -28.99% / -19.68%
Land (Purchased): +8%
Land Cost: -14.5%
Environment: +10%
Soldier Efficiency: +38%
Soldier Cost/Upkeep: -$3 / -$0.5
Tank Upkeep: -5% / -5%
Aircraft Cost: -8%
Aircraft Limit: +10
trade set wise it depends on what you want - max money/max discounts but for you I would go for max money so pick trade sets like (this includes a harbour though )
Aluminum, Cattle, Fish, Iron, Lumber, Marble, Pigs, Spices, Sugar, OIL, Water and Wheat
Bonus Resources:
Statistics of this Trade
Citizens: +30.56%
Happiness: +9.5 (Estimated effect on income: +$19)
Density before population unhappiness: +50
Infra Cost/Upkeep: -28.99% / -19.68%
Land (Purchased): +8%
Land Cost: -14.5%
Environment: +10%
Soldier Efficiency: +38%
Soldier Cost/Upkeep: -$3 / -$0.5
Tank Upkeep: -5% / -5%
Aircraft Cost: -8%
Aircraft Limit: +10
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
im on 30% tax
look at my nation - see how there not happy with tax and government - but dont worry as you dont lose any happyness bonus with govenment and more tax = more money
also see my trade sets and the bonus resorces you get
look at my nation - see how there not happy with tax and government - but dont worry as you dont lose any happyness bonus with govenment and more tax = more money
also see my trade sets and the bonus resorces you get
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Also sent me this:
Did you hear about poor old JOHN ARNE RIISE getting stopped by the Police last night
for HEADING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?
Did you hear about poor old JOHN ARNE RIISE getting stopped by the Police last night
for HEADING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD